No one is doing anything in the poorly named National Car Rental Center in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It is just the perfect time for Big Al Stud to cut a promo, because the fans cannot get more bored than they already are. The lights in the arena die and then turn to a dim red as ONe Mic by Nas play and the fans all get up as if they already know its the new theme of Big Al Stud. Stud then walks out from under the Spiker Tron and gets a huge pop after leaving the Main Event. Stud heads down to the ring with the United States Title and his ring gear, along with a Big Al Stud T-Shirt on. Stud rolls under the lower ring rope and walks into the ring and starts talking.

Big Al Stud: Well ladies and gentlemen, let me answer the burning question that is running around in the back of everyone's mind. Why did Big Al Stud leave his friends, his tag team, his stables, his future...why did Big Al Stud leave the Main Event? Well the answer to that is that I didn't leave the Main Event at all, I am just as big as a Main Eventer as I ever was. I left Main Event so that I could Main Event. Look at WrestleRage. Who Main Evented, Max Powers. What other Main Eventers were in the top three matches, me and Patrick Webster. Webster Main Evented every single Pay Per View since Desperate Measures. What happened when I faced my partner in crime Patrick Webster...who had Main Evented the last 5 Pay Per Views? I beat him down and took his title. Then we look at the man who main evented wr3...and lost! I won, he lost, I am better. That means I was the best one in Main Event, and thus I should have been Main Eventing, that just proves the fact that Main Event was in fact holding me back. Now that I am solo, and a free agent looking for the highest bidder, the world title shots will come in by the dozens...and I will win them all!

Big Al Stud: But those World Title shots haven't come so far, not yet. It has only been a breif matter of days since I left the ranks of Main Event and it has the whole wrestling world turned upside down. All the wrestlers and fans are on the edge of their seats wondering what is going to happen. Will ME break apart again? Has Stud pulled teh wool over everyone's eyes again and will he be joining back up with Main Event? Obviously Some answers are going to be answered on Friday, one answer is going to be to a question I didnt say...who is the better wrestler Max Powers or Big Al Stud? I have already explained how I am the best wrestler who was in Main Event, so that explains by the transitive mathematical property that I am better than Max Powers. Basically every aspect of me is better than Max Powers. My promos are better, my looks are better, my hair is better, my music is better, my outfit is better, my dick is bigger, and obviously my finisher is better. My finisher beat out his finisher in the global award for Finisher of the Year. Thats right, just like I always will, I beat you Saturday. The Devastation Device has 365 days as being known as the best Finisher in ICW, and there is nothing you can do about it. You know the Devastation Device right? Yeah thats right, I think you have even felt the Devastation Device up close and personal Powers. Does Sunday Night ring a bell? Isn't the Devastation Device the move that ended your illustrious never defending the title reign in all its prime. I mean if I never defended, I wouldnt have "BAS reigns" But when we cut out all the jokes we crack it comes down to wrestling. It comes down to wrestling until the finishers are applied. And everyone who saw WrestleRage...the millions of Big Al Stud fans who tuned in...they all know what my finisher can do, especially to Max Powers. Everyone saw that Max Powers could not kick out of the Devastation Device, nor even come near it after he got it in the Main Event, and it ended his World Title Reign. Knowing that Max was giving it everything he had Sunday night, how much will he have for a normal match, especially following the biggest match of his career? He isnt going to have very much left at all. And does anyone really think that he is going to kick out of the Devastation Device? NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THE D-DEVICE! Webster was a "fluke" somewhat. I just let that guy kick out for a sharade. It was just a show because I didn't want him to know that I was leaving Main Event. If I went out trying 100% to knock him out early it would have been blatantly obvious. Now that I have left Main Event, I dont give a damn if you figure out that I'm leaving. And if you are just figuring that out now Max...you are stupid and slow. If your that slow you better quickly figure out to rent a car and not go to the Car Rental Center. Get the hell out of Florida, America's Penis...that is if you want to save your own ass.

Big Al Stud: But Max, I know you better than that, you are not the kind of guy who is going to just back right down from a fight...which is what this is going to be. Usually I dont like the brawling style, but I realize that there is no way around this. Max Powers is going to be a little bit mad at me. He is going to want to beat the shit out of me, and that doesn't get done with a drop toe hold. This is going to be a brawl and it might as well be made a no DQ match, because no one cares if they get DQed. Max is going to come down to the ring and try to kill me, and I am going to fight for my life. If I get DQed, or he gets DQed...then its all the same. As long as I walk out on my own power then I will consider myself the victor. max is going to never quit till I knock him out, but I dont blame the guy. I mean, I did end his pathetic world title reign. The crowd cheers I mean, if that guy did end my world title reign, which I would have to get a shot at to get...then I would be really pissed at him. He did try to end my World Title Reign once, but it was in vain. I remember it well when another finisher of mine almost broke Max's neck and damn enar ended his career, only sidlinging him for a month. It was the Final Event. He doesn't have to worry about getting a broken neck, just a hurt pride because he is just a stepping stone for me to waltz around and finally get the title shot I earned months ago and win that title. Then who knows what will happen...I'll prolly beat Max 17 more times, cause you know it takes him 18 tries to beat a good wrestler like the Shanghai Kid. Knowing this small fact it is a proven fact that Max will not be able to beat me, because I am the United States Champion. Unlike me, he doesn't have his way with the US Title...if u catch my drift. If you dont...then you are just plain stupid.

Stud drops the mic in the middle of the ring, the cew for One Mix by Nas to play again, and play it does. It plays like a beauty. Big Al Stud then does a Bubba Ray Dudley dance and the crowd goes nuts. Stud leaves the ring and the fans still cheer as he does a curtain call...they love the guy...he aint viewer's choice for nothin