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Nothin much is going on the UNited Center, in CHicago, Illinois...the state where Big Al Stud spent most of his life growing up. What a homecomming it will be when Stud comes back to Illinois and retains his Tag Titles overcomming all odds. The lights die and One to the Right by Chicago band Lucky Boys confusion starts to play and the fans actually erupt in cheers for Big Al Stud. Stud comes out after a huge explosion of Pyro goes off. Stud walks down to the ring with his two remaining titles whering an Alkaline Trio T-Shirt and the fans stand up giving him a 100% standing ovation for once. Stud rolls into the ring and starts talking after a long pause where the fans cheer for him. Stud looks like he is going to cry, and then he doesnt because that would be retarded...and then he starts talking...
Big Al Stud:
Well its almost time for Big Al Stud and Patrick Webster to face HHH and Volcano and not much has been said so far...only one little promo by HHH. And that wasn't even focused towards the legendary Big Al Stud like it should have been. There are two real problems with the promo by HHH. The first problem is that he just focused of Patrick Webster. Now does HHH not realize that I am the better wrestler and the biggest threat. C'mon HUnter focus your attention on me dammit! Give me some fucking credit! But your other real mistake Hunter is bragging about how you are the man who turned Extremely Lethal against each other, like that is something your really want to flaunt around. Don't you realize that you don't want to brag about something like that. Webster and I are really pissed at this whole match, and since you want to go and talk so much shit about how you think you are the sole reason this match is taking place...which you are...it is just going to make myself and Patrick Webster all that much more mad at you, so you realize that this match could really hurt your chances at WrestleRage... I dont like Crasher nor do I want to do all the work for him again, but I will make an acception when I take you out before you can make it anywhere near going into WrestleRage3 in the HIAC match for commissionership of ICW.
HHH's Promo plays on the Spiker Tron and Stud watches it
Big Al Stud:
Ah HHH, you think that you helped to create the legacy of the tag team titles? You think you are the best Tag Champ ever? Well you are right! You are the tag champion on 1999-2000...you held the title 6 times. That is amazing, you made the titles, but now I reserected the titles like the Pheonix...I am the new tag champion. The Tag Team Champion of the past two years. You can't compare with what I'm currently doing, because you don't bring what I do to the table. But its true you made the titles what they were...but I made the titles what they are. HHH you then decided it was in your best interests to point out that you made the match anyway. Now, not only does our match at wrestleRage have no bearing on the match tonight but it is just going to make me want to kick your ass even more. Don't you fucking realize anything. You can talk all you want about WrestleRage, but you see no one cares for another week or so, because thats when WrestleRage is. Tonight is FNR and you better get your head down from the clouds and realize that you are just flat out out manned by me...ME...and Extremely Lethal! HHH then talked some blah blah responding to my promo...much like I am doing right now, and at the risk of sounding as redundant as HHH I am not going to respond to him responding to what I said in the first place. Then HHH made a very valid point, the point that Patrick Webster is the one who did me wrong. He is the one who hit me and never apologized. I don't trust Webster for good reason, but I know for a fact you are going to try to hit me HUnter, and I am going to try to hit you first...thats all there is to it! More crap about me and Webster fighting so Ill skip that because its WrestleRage not Friday Night Riot. HHH then talked about my ego...big deal I know Ive got an ego! You talk about V, which is boring ancient history and really I dont give a shit aboutt me leaving V when Ace and I were the ones who did all of the work! Well its now time for Friday Night Riot and I've got to go...
One to the right by Lucky Boys starts to play and the fans cheer for Stud as he walks out of the ring and high fives the fans. ON the way back he high fives every fan that wants it and lets them touch his belts. The ladies try to touch more...and he gladly lets them :-D
Camera fades to black and gets ready for another promo.
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