Big Al Stud: Oh my how times can change in a week. Looks like Webster wants to fight me, the great Big Al Stud. Webster you carry around my belt, the belt that I made famous. I am undoubtably the best US Champion ever and you fatal fall me? That just doesn't cut it and now I am going to take that title for the eight time. I am going to be not just the first seven time champion but also the first eight time champion...but you know...WrestleRage is so far far away.

Big Al Stud: But we both know what is not far away. Our tag team title defense is not far away at all, in fact it is just a matter of hours away. Webster I am willing to let bygones be bygones for one more night and defend the tag team titles like we have so valiently so many times in the past. We have tore shit up so far and there is no reason that we can't do it again, as long as you keep your shit in line. You think your shit don't stink and that you can roll around and do whatever you want. You think you can fatal fall your best friend and it will all be honky dorey...but its not. You can't attack me after I did something you couldnt do, beat Crasher and the Shanghai Kid. The way that I see it, this whole thing is your fault...so I am going to come down and tag team the way that I always do, being the greatest tag team champion carrying Johnny Jacobsen to two title defenses, and Andrew Smooth to one. When you look at that astonishing statistic you can realize that I really don't need you Pat...if you plan on going after me before WrestleRage, I suggest you just say in the back and hit me after I keep our titles. But there are two other people that I know are going to want to attack me, and these guys are HHH and VOlcano...and there is a zero percent chance that they cooperate with me...so Ill focus a little bit more on them.

Big Al Stud: Now, we have a little bit of history concerning these guys and the tag team titles. Back 11 months ago when me and Webster won the tag team titles for the first time both HHH and Volcano where in the match and we beat them. Now there is 11 months between us and Webster and I have been battling through it all as you guys have sat it out with nagging injuries that have held you down while you just collected your pay check. But back then in that match I am the one who took out both HHH and Volcano. 11 months ago when I was not the #1 ranked wrestler I was beating you guys 2 on 1. Now I am the hottest wrestler in the game and you guys are fresh off of sucking poles, of course the outcome will be the same, only now it will just be a much faster match to get to the outcome. Lets start with our acting commissioner until WrestleRage3...HHH

Big Al Stud: HHH is the man who made this match between me and Webster. He is the one who booked a match so tempting that really I could simply not resist. He is the one who gave me the great offer of being the first ever eight time champion at anything, and that is something that I really trully can not pass up. But with all that aside lets look at some history between Big Al Stud and HHH. I am not going to go so far back as when Big Al Stud carried HHH and his craptastic brother and Volcano all in a stable known as V. I am not even going to go so far as when I took the tag titles from HHH. I dont need to go that far back. I just need to go back a few months. I will start when I came back to ICW, and I beat HHH. That is that I am not going to go past that. We then fast forward to just two months ago when Triple H was as hot as he perhaps has been in about two years. At this time Trips had just beaten Shanghai Kid to knock him out of the Shattered Innocence Tournament and then he beat Maniac Miller no more than a week later. Triple H was riding high and was the prediction of many to win the entire Shattered Innocence tournament...that was until they found out who Triple H had to face. When everyone realized that Trips was squaring off against the most dominant person of 2002, Big Al Stud. So what happened when the 'unbeatable' Triple H came into the X-Cel Center riding a combination of a huge hot streak and a high ego trip...he got shot the fuck down by the Amazing Big Al Stud. After the future finisher of the year Devastation Device, HHH's hopes of winning Mr. ICW was all over. So that just proves who is the better wrestler between myself and Hunter. Just like I am the better wrestler between myself and Patrick Webster, I am the best wrestler between myself and Hunter...and everyone else in the ICW. Hunter, you are the man who booked the match between me and Webster and for that you must pay. Trying to break the biggest bond in ICW is a big sin...but it is not the ultimate sin. Your partner has committed a greater sin than you, and for that I am going straight for the jugular...

Big Al Stud: Volcano is the man who started this tension between the tag team champions. You are the one who attacked me with a steal chair two weeks ago. And then just one week ago you are the one who hit me from behind and knocked me into Webster's Fatal Fall, a move that dominated the Eruption in the Finisher of the Year award last year. Now, you are another reason, most likely a bigger reason that Webster and I are so mad at each other and for that I am just that much madder at you. I have tons of aggression and it won't bother me at all to vent all my frusteration like Hunter suggested...but that aggression will be taken out of you and HHH before wrestlerage. I am keeping the tag titles before I find out who is the better wrestler between the tag team champions. But Volcano, where have you been the past few cards, weeks, even months? OH yeah you got put on the shelf for a few months...but by who? Oh yeah it was by the Main Event! I remember it now, its all comming back to me. Baseball bats, Devastation Devices Fatal Falls, Powersbombs...Main Event took you out, and I wonder if you are ready for Main Event, namely Extremely Lethal to take you out but this time finish the job for good! I don't think you are that committed to the job to risk your entire life. You have your kid and wife at home, and that broad on the side. You dont want to risk it for them...you dont want Karen to have to turn to another man, like say Big Al Stud. You don't want something like that. Aftyer those moves and bats I know that you aren't ready for the comeback yet. Another lethal...or an Extremely Lethal shot to the head again...its will be all over. It will be lights out. You will be gone from ICW forever and Karen will leave you for a real man like Big Al Stud or Shaggy 2 Dope...or something like that. But now that I think about it, this is your comeback match Volcano, in a title shot that you of course do not deserve. No one should be getting a title shot when they first come back, but I know who booked it and there isnt a damn thing I am gonna do about it. I could go bitch to Chucky Thomas but really its not worth it, frankly because I am actually looking forward to this match. You are thinking man Stud is stupid to be looking forward to a possible three on one scenario...but I know you are going to have some ring rust. Everyone has ring rust when they first come back, even though you havent shown it as yet. You have just been in a few scuffles, not any real matches. Its not a question of if the rust will come out... but when will the rust come out. And man are you unlucky. That ring rust will be there and you are going to be facing the absolute worst person in that scenario, Big Al Stud. I am the one man who can capitolize on a little mistake and I am going to go for one thing and one thing only...I am going to try to end your career! You committed career suicide so to speak when you shoved me into the Fatal Fall and the only question is going to be when is it going to come back to haunt you. Will it be five minute into the match or fifteen...cause it will surely happen.

Camera fades to black and gets ready for another promo.