Time to win again










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The camera shows up in the locker room of Extremely Lethal, actually its the room of the Main Event...but the tag champs are the only two that are in the room. Stud and Webster are joined in sound in mid conversation...

Big Al Stud: Hey Pat...what was that last Friday? You better fucking tell me that was an accident, cause I don't play around with that kind of shit!

Patrick Webster: What are you talking about?

Big Al Stud: You giving me the Fatal Fall!

Patrick Webster: Oh yeah, well what do you want me to say?

Big Al Stud: I really don't care. I guess I'm cool with it. Give me the Fatal Fall, thats cool. Walk around with MY belt like you own it, thats cool. I am really cool with all of that...just so long as you are cool with the fact that I am the better man.

Patrick Webster: Yeah right

Big Al Stud: Its obvious seeing how the Finisher of the year from last year only put me down for about five seconds. Oh well, speaking of the Fatal Fall, thats what got you my title and who did you beat for it?

Patrick Webster: Hardcore King Crasher

Big Al Stud: Ah thats right, one of the men whom I am going to be facing this Tuesday Night...him and the Shanghai Kid. Its going to be a little cage match, and guess what...it is time for Big Al Stud to redeam himself for losing in the state that I grew up in. Tuesday I am going to beat Crasher and Shanghai Kid in your home town, dedicated to my partner...almost my little brother. But back to Commi...wait a minute he isn't the commissioner again and that is just fine with me. Crasher must have prided himself in booking bunk matches like Charter vs Ming Chee...but I dont. But to each his own. Now that your not in charge Crasher, you get to face me, a man who you have been dodging since our comeback. I know you don't like that so why don't you clean that up, and put it some rolling papers, and likc the papers and make a little joint out of it...and light that joint up and smoke it. Or stick it in your pipe or bong or hitter and smoke it Crasher...you just do that! But we are going to step into the ring along with the Shanghai Kid, and that is something that surely needs to be addressed more than the fact that there is NO turmoil within Extremely Lethal!

Big Al Stud: Crasher we are going to step into Bloomington Indiana home of the hoosiers. Just like you Crasher they went sooooo far and then got smoked. You are going to get your hopes up after your couple of months of wins just to get shot down by the wrestling powerhouse Big Al Stud who has been kicking ass and to busy to take names for over 20 months now! Crasher, you obviously know the importance of this match up, because you have already cut a promo about it, while I was licking my wouds from being attacked by not just El Oso, not just Volcano, but also my partner Patrick Webster. I am now going to respond to that little promo.

Big Al Stud: In the begining you just talked about my boy Chucky Thomas, which is trivial to our match, much like me talking some to Webster...so essentially we are even at that standpoint. Then he brought up the major sour spot that I knew would end up being brought up. Me leaving IT. I left IT because a smart man is always tyhe first to leave a sinking ship. Maybe it wasn't sinking...but lets look at the one major fact. When I left IT they lost the stables titles to Main Event...which I joined. Basically where ever I go I bring success. But that isnt want I was going to get at, I was going to get at the fact that I carried IT. Not Crasher or Savage or Jacobsen or Pyro or Chairsman. I left and the success left and I single handedly took every title away from IT, except for the US which I helped pep up Webster to take, so I'll take the credit for not only making the title, but taking it away from IT. I beat Pyro and Chairsman and took the tag titles. Then I beat Johnny Jacobsen for the tag titles to be 100% in my posession. Thats three members and two titles already captured in two matches. Then we took the stables titles, in a match that I wasn't technically in. 7 of the 9 titles have been taken in the course of three weeks. Then I got a highly anticipated match with 'The Icon' Savage and took his Intercontinental Title as if it was nothing. 4 of the 5 members beaten and 8 of the 9 titles taken by Main Event. SO then I helped Webster to beat you Crasher taking every title but there is just one little spot that hasn't been finished. That spot is beating you. You are the only member that I have not personally beaten since my leaving of IT and Tuesday Night is the Night that everything has been 100% taken away by Big Al Stud. Pride and titles, all will be gone and in the hands of Big Al Stud and Main Event. Just to prove how good I really am Chris...er...Crasher, that is why I left IT. Tuesday Night it will prove itself, and then later on it will prove itself again, and again and again even. For some reason it seems that Crasher has this false sense of security that he is a better wrestler than me. Now, I am not one to come out here and say that I am a better wrestler than Crasher...wait yes I am. I am a better in ring technitian than King Crasher and it will be shown Tuesday. He thinks he is the best, but me thinks that he is not. Crasher is a great wrestler that is true, but he has not worked as hard as I have over the past two years to get where I am. It gets handed to him. But the in ring talent, which makes or breaks you wasn't handed down to him. Thats why it took him 107 shots to finally capture the World Title and it only took me one. That just goes to show then when it really comes time to let the wrestling do the talking...I am the one who does the talking louder and clearer than anyone else has done before me. There is not a doubt in my mind that I am the best wrestler in ICW, and that will be proven to everyone on Tuesday Night when I win the cage match. You see, I am not going to say its going to be a piece of cake to beat you Crasher, cause it is not. It is going to be battle, but I do belive that I am going to win, contrary to what you said. It is a waste of my precious time for me to walk into the match thinking I am going to lose. Its mind over matter and something soething you dont matter! Crasher said something about not remmbering the last time he handed my ass to me, and that is because it has never been done. The only time that Big Al Stud and King Crasher have meet I am the man who walked away from the match with my hand raised and my new belt held high. It was Big Al Stud and Andrew Smooth beating Crasher and Gladiator. And being the better man on the team, that means that I beat Crasher more or less...and I will do it again when the time comes again...and it is going to come again on Tuesday.

Big Al Stud: Crasher decided to go broken record on me and get back to me leaving IT. He talked about me having for face up to the consequences, which is facing him...which is a crock. Like facing you in a cage match is really a punishment, seeing how I really don't give a damn. I don't forsee a sexual runt like you breaking my neck or anything in the ring, so really I don't care. He talked some crap about being able to beat up Mr S and Mr D and Chucky Thomas. Just so long as he doesnt kill Mr. S before I can get my hands on Mr. S before I end my ICW career. I am sick and tired of his shit. Then Crasher talked a little bit about the Shanghai Kid, which is a really good idea.

Big Al Stud: The Shanghai Kid is another of the men whose finisher is nominated for finisher of the year...and seeing how it won me the United States Title for the seventh time...I don't mind. But that is what I want to get at Skid, my great glory against you in ICW matches as of late. Well, I have dominated Skid as many of you know and taken the tag and US Titles from him, not to mention beating him about an astonishing 5 times in a row. So you can imagine me talking about it for another five minutes...or I can just shut up and go win a match!

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