Click to play "One to the Right" by Lucky Boys Confusion!
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The camera shows up inside a small brick house (like you can tell from inside) wear some people are chilling and rinking. The camera pans around and there is music heard. The camera pans over to see three guys playing some songs. There is a guy playing his drums. He has on a sideways yellow hat, and is apprently drunk, but still amazingly good at the drums. Another guy is playing guitar and the third is playing bass. Big Al Stud is then seen with a Bud Light in his hands bobbing his head up and down with the band. Stud bobs for a while as the band plays a punk cover of Hero by Enrique Iglacious. After the song Big Al Stud notices the camera crew and he walks outside with them. He walks out and sits on the concrete slab ledge of the porch and starts a little promo for Savage.
Big Al Stud: What up dude? I was just trying to party in here, I was about to get neck up in bitches until you came in here cramping my style. Oh yeah I saw that there was no girls around me, but there is plenty of alcohol in the room and soon, they will be drunk...real drunk. Drunk enough to sleep with me! Anyway, I hope Savage is boosing up like Gladiator. He really needs to boose up from now to TNEF. He needs to get so damn intoxicated that he will come stumbling down to the ring and he wont feel a thing because it will only take a matter of seconds. The self proclaimed Icon had better at least get a good buzz going before the match so he is bumbling enough to not realize how much better than him I am, or how Crasher isn't going to be there to protect him. Savage also best get crunked right now cause he only has a few more days with that gold, and thats what its all about. He was 15 pounds of bling fuckin bling around his waste, but its going to be gone soon. He had better great drunk enough to really enjoy it...he is on a great high right now. Everything is set up to please him perfectly on TNEF. Everything is all shits and giggles, but I just don't want to be there when Savage starts comming down on this victory high...but I am going to be there.
Big Al Stud: Where should I begin? What hasn't been said already by me...cause you know it aint not been said by him because nothing has been said by Savage. So far he is just too damn pussy to do a promo about me. He is probablly just to scared to do anything till just before the card because he doesn't want me to stroll down to the ring and beat him up before the match. He knows that one beatdown from Big Al Stud is probablly enough for a week, month or year...I am just that good. Lets get to the part where Savage is a user and abuser. And now I am not just going for some drug related humor. He uses King Crasher to further his career. It really is not a bad idea and I am somewhat envious that I didn't think of the idea before he did. But that is not the point, the point is that he uses Crasher, and being the moron Crasher is...he has no idea. Think about it Chris, does Savage ever request that you guys get tag team matches, or a shot at the tag team titles? No...I have never even heard him say anything about you guys even really being a team! Thats pretty weird for this guy supposedly being your best friend and in your foolish thoughts, your tag team partner. I mean c'mon Savage, you can fool Crasher...but to someone who isn't uncommonly moronic, you can't really through a screwball by them. You aren't fooling me with this pathetic acting job. Hell, maybe Crasher knows it, but he leads on that he doesnt for some odd reason. But Savage just uses Crasher to further his career. He knows that Crasher is one of the men with the booking power, and by sucking up to him...he gets booked in good matches. That is why he gets these IC Title shots and I dont. That is why he gets the internet title division opponents that he can easily beat. But now, he is in some trouble because Mr. S booked him against me. Savage is right now prolly beging Crasher to make sure that he somehow retains his title, but its not going to work. You see, there is a person who was screwed of the title by your pathetic ways of keeping the title, and that man is crazy. That man is also my tag team partner...Patrick Webster. He has a general dislike for many people, especially Crasher. Crasher is not going to be able to come down to the ring, or anyone from IT to save your title. Webster is going to take Pyro out when he faces them, and then he will knock Crasher the fuck out if he tries to come down to the ring. Also if the whole stable tries to come down and break up the match again, dont think I dont have a stable to help me out. Unlike IT, ME is a cohesive unit and they want me to come down with the title. They are going to protect me and make sure IT is kept at bay. And don't think IT can break through that line, because ME is obviously better, seeing how we are the stables champs yet again, and you are not. Savage, you can suck up to Crasher...or use him as a crutch as much as you want. That might get you a little bit far. Itll surely get you easy matches, abundant title shots, and being Leutentant Commissioner...but it won't save you from a Big Al Stud beatdown. Sucking up to Crasher isnt going to make me take it easy on you...I am taking that title from you, and there is really no way of getting around that.
Stud then gets up from the slab and walks back in the screen door. He steps over a passed out guy with lots of piercings. He leans down and smashes his beer can on the poor chump's head and he doesnt notice...mostly cause he is passed out. Stud keeps walking passed the guys who are still playing music, and enters the kitchen. Someone says something to Stud and he just knods and smiles. He turns and goes down stairs. He walks over to a little space of couches were the colors of everyone are distorted by a purple light. Stud sits down and smiles as he is handed a blunt. Stud takes a big hit and then another. He then passes, executing a fundamental puff puff pass. The camera fades to commercial for a while as Stud preforms some illegal activities.
The camera comes back and Stud is again sitting on the porch with some blood shot eyes, as if his allergies are acting up again. He just gazes into the camera and then snaps out of his trance and starts talking about Savage again.
Big Al Stud: You wanna know another thing Savage? I dont think you really have any idea who you are dealing with. I am Big Al Stud. I am in the ICW Hall of Fame. I am the best ever United States AND Canadian Champion in ICW's history. I am the first man to ever hold any title seven times. I am the third ever four time Tag Team Champion. I am the second two time triple champion. And after Tuesday I will change that most recent accolade to being the first and only three time triple champion in ICW history. I will also start working my way up to being the greatest IC Champion ever in ICW. All of these things are things you havent done, or you are not. Maybe in about 3 years you can catch me...but I dont forsee that happening, because I will keep pressing up. I am arguably one of the top five, four, three or maybe even top two wrestlers in ICW's history. It can really be argued wither way. But you, you are no where near that. You haven't even held the United States Title for crying out loud. I am not even going to start on the World Title, because you are no where close to that league and everyone knows it. I should be wrestling for the World Title right now, or at WrestleRage...but if there is one thing you need to learn in ICW, I have learned it. This is a valuable piece of info that I am going to share with you Savage. You need to learn to settle in ICW. Unless you beg and beg, or Mr. S just flat out loves you, you aint getting a World Title shot. Not even if you are 10-3-1 in 2002. In ICW, you need to learn how to settle. I have learned it way back in the day...and I am proving that I know all about it. I want a World Title Shot, but I am going to settle with an IC Title shot and beating your ass on TNEF. That is going to show everyone how great I really am and to show people like Crasher, like HHH, like Mr. D and Mr. S how truly valuable I am to ICW. Just to show everyone that I can beat the man who is supposedly unbeatable, just like I did with Jade Shocker for this title. Just like I did with Joe Max and the United States Title. Just like I did with the Shanghai Kid and the United States Title. I have a history of winning big marquee matches against opponents who are billed as being unbeatable, or guys who have amazing win streaks. Such as when I beat Rage like 5 times in a row upon my December return to ICW in 2001. Those are things that you didn't do, your highest big victory is just barely nudging out Ace for the Internet Title. That in itself is just laughable at best. Like I said before, a guy like you just doesn't compare with a guy like me. I am in the Hall of Fame, I am a former world champion. I am a 7x US Champion. I am the greatest US and Canadian and Tag Champ of all time. I am currently a tag team and stables champion. I am the #1 ranked wrestler in ICW right now. I am the hottest thing going in the world of wrestlng right now, no matter what Charter, Terry Gregory, Steven, Conaway, Mr. S, Crasher, or anyone wants to say. There is nothing to argue with the facts that I have just stated. Savage...you just don't get it, but come Tuesday Night the whole picture will make sense when I take away that IC Title that you love so dearly...simply because I am the best man for the title.
Stud's cell phone rings and he picks it up. Stud talks to who we assume is some chick for a while and comes to agree on the tersm that he is to come over to where she is. Stud then hangs up and hops off of the slab again and walks down the driveway. He crosses the street to wear his car is parked. This car is his newest accusation, a 2002 Escalde sitting on twenties. Stud hops into the car and the camera crew gets in with him. He starts driving off and cuts a little bit more of a promo on the way to meet the girl.
Big Al Stud: Savage no real series of Big Al Stud promo's is complete without one of my famous, world wide known BAS History Lesson. Today's lesson is all about this match, and what its about. Savage, do you know what this match is all about? Aside from meproving a point of just how good I am and how over rated you are, this is all about the IC Title that I will be winning from you. Do you really know anything about the IC Title? Do you know about its history, or the great wrestlers that have held this title? No, I'm sure that you don't know, which is part of the reason you holding this title brings it down and distrubs me so greatly. You see people like the first champion HHH, The first ever two time Champion, the Rock, TMoney, the man who brought the belt back, Reaper the first person to hold the title for over thirty days, and real legends like Patrick Webster, Big Al Stud, Hunter Kirkpatrick, Pyro and Ice have all held the IC Title. People like us have hand carved the legacy that the IC Title carries with it with our blood, sweat, tears. We made that title with what we did with that title, and after we had it. The way that we carried ourselves and defended that title really proved something...what it proved was how much better a guy like Reaper is than a guy like Savage. Reaper was a great champion and was proud of the title. Reaper was going to let everyone know that he was holding the great ICW IC Title. Savage just keeps the belt in a fucking duffle bag, and tries to act all modest about it. A guy like me held the title for a breif time, but I was one of the proudest champions ever, which is why it pains me so much to act as if you holding the title is nothing. The reason I was so proud of the title is because I did something very special to win the title. I ended the great undefeated streak and record breaking title reign of Jade Shocker. Because of that feat I was very proud. That is comparable to me ending your little known, so called streak and stopping you just a week short of breaking my buddy Jade's record. That is a little bit of history that you might not have known, but here is a little piece of something that a super genious like me would like to call destiny. Last year at this time there was a great champion in the IC division, now there is just a guy who is supposedly a great champion, but it all boils down to be the same. This great champion last year was dethrowned from the title in early/mid april and the man who beat him was me. I beat the great champion and went on to defend the title at WrestleRage2. On TNEF I am going to beat this "great champion" and I am going to prove that it is truly my destiny to take the Intercontinental Title into WrestleRage3 and do what I could not do last year. It is all going to look the same with an impressive title reign and then I will step into the ring with formattable opponents, but this year it will not be my first ever WrestleRage. At the biggest night in wrestling I am going to bring in the IC Title and I am going to take it out with me, but it all starts Tuesday Night with you Savage...I am going to win, it is my destiny!
Stud then pulls the car over and turns it off. He gets out of the car and walks out and the camera shows that Stud is in a Wal Mart parking lot. Stud walks over to a girl who is filming the doors. The girls turns around and it is Super Ho! Super Ho is recording people walking up to Wal Mart and trying to open the doors before they realize that it is closed. She goes on and on and talks about the best part being when people see the otehrs walking back and don't realize that the doors are shut and they are not going to have any better luck. Stud gives Super Ho a quick peck on the cheek in a crafty attempt to shut her up. They turn around and walk back to Stud's Lade. He opens the passenger side front door and sees the camera man up front. Stud pulls him out of the car and lets Super Ho into the car. Stud gets into the front seat and peels off leaving the camera crew behind. Stud and Ho drive off into the distance perhaps to watch Super Ho's documentary...or make one of their own...only time will tell...oh yeah, and the camera fades to black.
talk about IC title history
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