Triple Champion for the third time, third time, third time...thats the third time i said that also!










Click to play "One to the Right" by Lucky Boys Confusion!


The camera shows up in a locker room. Big Al Stud is there with his two titles, Webster is there with his two, Jade Shocker has his title, Ice has his title, Powers has both of his titles. The amount of gold and the wrestlers int he locker room lead people to beleive that it is the locker room of ICW's greatest collection of wrestlers ever...the Main Event. We join the guys in mid conversation...

Patrick Webster: Yeah I'd bone her, you know me.

Jade Shocker: Yeah, cause there is a whole lot you wouldn't bone.

Ice: Yeah like your mom...I heard Webby hit it!

Max Powers: Nah, that was me last night...and boy am I tired...

Big Al Stud: You know what I am tired of? I am tired of hearing how great Savage is!

Max Powers: Well speaking of random...

Ice: Don't need to be telling me about it, why don't you go let the people know about it...

Big Al Stud: Alright, I think that I will do just that...

Big Al Stud gets up and walks out of the room and shuts the door. As he is headed towards the room we can hear Jade Shocker say "Now that he is gone we can talk about his mom, whoa what a freak!" Stud doesn't hear but instead paces methodically toward the empty ring. One to the Right by the Lucky Boys Confusion starts to play as the camera fades to the in ring shot and the lights fade. After a while a good sized explosion takes place on the sides of the spiker tron. When the smoke clears Big Al Stud is standing under the Spiker Tron holding the tag team and stables titles over his shoulders. He starts walking down to the while high fiving where the hands of the fans would normally be, if they weren't holding their hands up to their mouths to boo louder. Stud gets to ring side and slides his titles into the ring and climbs up the steel steps. Stud hops up and into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and signals for his music to be cut, and it is. Stud pulls out a ring mic and waits for the booing of the fans to stop. After a while the booing stops and Stud begins to speak.

Big Al Stud: You know it is really pathetic how you will boo a class act and a great preformer like me, and you can cheer on guys like Savage who really don't even belong in the same ring as I do. All the talk on the internet, in the chat lines, on the phone lines, in the back...the chat all over the planet is about how bad Savage is, how much of a beast is, that he can beat anyone in ICW. I, for one, am sick and tired of hearing all of this bullshit. It is all hype. A guy like me doesnt need that hype like you do Savage. A guy like me lets his in ring abilities do all of the hyping for him, but you really can't do this. You are for sure not as big of a beast as it is put out for you to be. You are just played out old news. I am today and tomorrow's news. I dont need the hype, and I dont need people to call me a beast, because I know that I am the hottest thing going today in the world of professional wrestling. Its not Pyro, Reaper, Ice, Savage, Crasher or anyone else...it is Big Al Stud. I am pro wrestling personified. If everyone just tried to act like Big Al Stud...all of the problems and jobbers would be eliminated...wrestling would never be the same. But everyone isnt like me. There are bad entertainers, and there are jobbers. There are jobbers who are bad entertainers. There are jobbers who are bad entertainers who grow and progress into mid to upper carders whom are bad entertainers and thats the catagory that you fit in. To me you are always going to be one of those punk rookies that I beat over and over again in late 2000, and there is not a way for you to change the way that I am feeling unless somehow you can beat me Tuesday...but I dont see that happening because you are, of course, not a beast like everyone claims that you are. I mean, I am just flat out sick and tired of everyone talking about how good you are. Barbed Wire could look good if he was babyied like Mr. S does for you. Anyone could look like a beast. But I dont answer to Mr. S, Mr. S can lick my balls. I am not afraid that he will fire me or anything...so I'll do what I want. For such a beast I have really had my way with you in the past. When I came back in December and January of 2000 and 2001, I had my way with you like it was nothing, and that is what it was. It was really nothing to beat you, just like now it will be. And one more minute factoid, there was a time that I challenged you for the Internet Title, and you were too pussy to accept. Mr. D at the time was in charge and still was holding others back to make you look good. Everyone is growing wise to this situation and it is going to be happening no longer, because I am going to beat you Tuesday Night and take that IC Title to prove to you and everyone else that you really are nothing, no matter what Mr. S wants everyone to think.

Big Al Stud: Savage, of course I know that you are aware of this, as everyone else in the federation and watching at home, but I am going to say it anyway...just a breif time ago I was in a stable with you, IT. IT reached its maximum height ever when I was doing all the work and carrying the whole load, and right after I left...it all went down the shitter. I was the catalyst that actually made IT something. Look now, where is IT? Are they the stables champions? No! Do they have the world title? No! Do they have the tag titles? No! The only thing they have is the internet title that no one wants, and the IC Title that I am going to take Tuesday. Do they have Big Al Stud? No! They used to have Big Al Stud, but IT did a lot of morinic things that pissed me off, so I picked a big Pay Per View, waited it out, and then jumped ship. Odds are it will happen again and shock the world again also, but that aint happening Tuesday so I'm not worried about it. But back to IT and Savage. I was the third member to join IT when it reformed, which basically put me as the third highest ranked person, because Savage is just a huge knob slobber on Crasher. Then Pyro and Chairsman joined and even though they are washed up and can't do anything anymore, Crasher thought they were god's gift and bumped me down to about 5th on the list of sixth. That is not the type of spot that the best talent in ICW History should be. Thats a spot that Askesis, Charter, or Johnny Jacobsen should be. I great wrestler and strategic mastermind like myself should be leading a stable or at least help running the best stable ever in the history of wrestling. Thats where I am right now, but Savage...you are not in this elite stable, because you don't cut the criteria. One of the criteria is being a legitimate threat to anyone, not being an office made "machine" that is only appealing to marks. Main Event is about kicking ass and winning...something you really have been doing lately. But there is one thing you really haven't been doing as of late...Main Eventing. Thats another thing that Main Event does alot, notice the name sake value of it. You haven't made that IC Title any better since winning it. Legends used to have that belt. Legends like Ice, Volcano, Webster, Pyro and Reaper had that belt before you did. They obviously defended against good people if they are the past champions. But you, you face people who are barely even Internet Title material. Now though, now you are really in trouble because now you are going to have to face the hottest wrestler in ICW. You are going to have to face a man who is really on a mission. I don't think your fifty day reign has fully prepared you for this. If you were faced Hardcore...maybe you could win all the time, but now you are facing a great wrestler named Big Al Stud...and we are going to see what kind of supposed beast you really are...

Big Al Stud: Earlier I talked about how easily I beat Savage in the passed, and for you new fans I'll go a little bit more in deapth for you all. The first match that we had was a triple threat tag team match in which the winners would get a tag team title shot. It pitted myself and Andrew Smooth against Big Brothers and a team of 1-hit and, you guessed it, Savage. Of course when it was all said and done Andrew and I...mostly I...won the match with extreme ease. I didn't exactlly pin Savage but I beat him down and stalled him while Andrew covered Goliath, whom I probablly also knocked out, and we became number one contendors to eventually go on and win the tag team titles from Savage's now stablemate King Crasher and 'the drunk' Gladiator. Then on another Friday Night Riot on January 5th Savage and I were in the same ten man battle royal. This was my second encounter with the supposed beast, and this was the second time I walked away from the match unscratched and the victor...like usual. Its really to bad that never got the chance to even touch Savage in this match, because 'The walking joke' Short Duwap eliminated him first in the entire battle royal. Think about it, he is supposed to be the biggest beast in ICW, but Shorty can beat him when he isnt babyied by Mr S...thats just a little food for thought. Anyway, with Savage out of the way I ended up winning, as if there was any doubt. That makes me 2 and 0 lifetime against The Icon, which is a pretty damn good record if you ask me. So now we move onto the third and final meeting between myself and Savage, this time it was another tag match. Myself and Ace took on Savage and the Charter. This match, yet again I did not lose. I didn't happen to win this match per say, because it was a draw...so I end up 2-0-1 against Savage...who is supposed to be unstoppable. That makes for three times I stopped the Icon and he never once stopped me. ANyway, it would have been 3-0, but Pike messed up in the ring, but I aint holding a grudge. There you have it, the unstoppable beast 'The Icon' Savage has been beaten and stopped three times in a row by Big Al Stud. I am undefeated against Savage going into this match, and I am going to be undefeated comming out of this match. There is not a damn thing that Savage, the fans, or even Mr S can do about it. Nothing short of the hand of god is going to stop me from winning the IC Title for my second time, and defending it at WR3 for the second time.

Stud just stands int he middle of the ring and looks into the camera and out into the crowd with a very focused gaze. Stud then drops the microphone and leaves the ring. He walks to the back with his normal looking scowl on his face. Stud leaves under the Spiker Tron while One To The Right is playing and then the camera fades to black.







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