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The camera shows up in the ICW hallway with Big Al Stud storming through the hallway. Stud slams on the door of ICW President Mr. S. Stud then kicks the door really hard, but it doesn't budge. Stud slams open the door by violently turning the knob. Stud walks into the door and starts yelling at Mr. S, for the most part. Actually if you would like to get technical it starts off with Stud just simply requesting something, but Mr. S has to be a dick about it and be a dick...ugh, just read it for yourself and youll figure out when it becomes yelling and who is a dick...
Big Al Stud: Hey...I want an IC Title shot! Hey, are you going to answer me? Does this mean that you don't like the idea?
Mr S: Yes that is exactly what it means...
Big Al Stud: Why is that, is it because you hate Main Event? Because we fucked up your boy Volcano? Because we control ICW more than you ever wish that you could. Is it because we are everything you wish your little control factor was?
Mr S: You havent earned it
Big Al Stud: How have I not earned it. I am the most dominant man in ICW right now. I win, simple as that. I beat the legend less than a week ago. I am at the top of my game. Lord knows I'm allergic to ICW Title shots, but when a man earns a shot he needs to get it!
Mr S: You are NOT getting a title shot Alex. That is the end of it.
Big Al Stud: Ah winning and title shots must not go hand in hand. Max Powers can lose 100 straight matches and then win a nuber one contendors match and all of a sudden he gets handed the world title gain. The Shanghai Kid can lose the world title to max "hardkore" powers of all people and then get a united states title shot right after that. But me, i Can go 10-3-1 on TNEFs and FNRs in the year of 2002, and not get a title shot since Januray 8th. Not get a shot in damn near three months!
Mr S: Don't you think that you are above the IC Title?
Big Al Stud: I am about ICW right now, but thats beside the point. Am I getting a world title shot any time soon, no? Was I the man who got the US Title shot, no. I am going to have settle with the IC Title, just the way that I have settled with ICW.
Mr S: Fine...
Big Al Stud: You can sit here and try to baby Savage as much as you want, make sure he keeps the title around his waste. You can make sure that IT goes to the ring and makes the match a no decision when Webster is about to beat Savage fair and square. And you can baby him all you want. You can have me fight jobbers at the Pay Per View. I'll take on Askesis, Barbed Wire and Hardcore 3 on 1 at the Pay Per View, but on TNEF I am going to beat the shit out of Savage and take his title...wait a minute did you say fine?
Mr S: Yes
Big Al Stud: Okay, I am going to beat Savage officially and take that title, and I am going to make sure that ME is watching my back...because nothing short of my death is going to stop this match. IT is not going to come down and break up this match. I am going to beat your precious little Savage, you can't baby him through this...he is not breaking Jade Shocker's record. You booked me against the Shanghai Kid to break his record so he couldn't beat you precious Pyro's record...but when your boy Savage is about to win, you dont want to me face him. This favorites shit in ICW is bullshit. You are going to see the major downside when your new favorite, Savage, is going to get taken out...for quite some time!
Mr S: You can kiss my as...
Big Al Stud: Don't speak...I know what your feeling...
Big Al Stud walks out of the room and slams the door as hard as he can and it bounces back open. Stud then pushes the door back and latches it. Stud walks down the hall and abruptly walks into his locker room. He grabs both of his titles and sits down for a promo about his newly booked TNEF Title Match...
Big Al Stud: Great things come in threes. Three is really not company or a crowd...three is just right. There is the three little pigs that fucked up the big bad wolf. There is the three blind mice eating the rice or what not. There was everyone's favorite trio, the three stooges. No I am not talking about Mr. S, Mr. D, and Mr. K., the guys who can't get anything right. These guys can't do shit right, I mean you saw what it takes to get a fucking title shot around here. I'm talking about Larry, Moe, and Curly up in this mug! Then there were the three muskateers. Back in the day those swash bucklers were neck up in honeys. Another great thing of three is the treesome, or the triple...the hardest thing to hit in baseball. And speaking of triples at TNEF I am going to win my third ever triple title. I am going to be a three time triple champion. I am going to have done it with three differant singles titles...the World, US, and IC Titles. They say it, third time is a charm...thats another one, but they say it...all great things come in threes!
Big Al Stud: The biggest three is going to come neer the end of TNEF, after the Big Al Stud and Savage battle. That big three is not going to be the new triple champion...its not going to be that its my third time as triple champion...it is going to be when I hit the devastation device and cover Savage for one...two...three. Last year this same thing happened. Last year Jade Shocker was on a tear and no one could beat him. He had beaten some bigger name guys, including me with the help of Blair. Now Savage is on a tear with the IC Title beating big names like Patrick Webster, but not big al stud. Savage is not going to beat Big Al Stud...not now, nor will he ever. Last year Jade Shocker had just broken the record as the new Intercontinental Champion, and as most of you know, come Tuesday Savage will be on the verge of breaking the record. As a matter of fact, if Savage beats me he is going to break the record still held by Jade Shocker, before his next title defense. I am not about to let that happen. I ended a legendary streak last year, and I am going to do it again. I am going to go back into WrestleRage3 the same way I did WrestleRage2. Crawling and earning everything I do in ICW. Earning the respect, winning every match, bitching and moaning until someday I finally get my second world title shot...which again I will capitolize on. And like last year I have reason to win this match. Not just as a competitor, and a guy who wants to win...last year I wanted to win because of the very unjust way that Jade beat me to keep the title. With help from Blair. This year I want to win for Jade and Ptrick. Jade has told me that I need to win so that I can save his record. I know Jade and he is going to hold me responsible for Savage breaking his record if I lose...which is all well and good with me, because I dont lose and I sure as hell don't plan on losing. Also Patrick has told me that I need to win. I need to represent for the team because IT screwed him into not getting the job done. I am going to win this title for Webster and for Jade Shocker, for everyone in ICW who has been pushed around and screwed their whole career. And most importantly I am going to win this for me, Big Al Stud. When I win this it is not only going to make me the first ever three time triple champion...and of course first with three differant belts, but it is going to give me my 19th title reign in ICW. You would think 19 is not that important as a number such as 20 would be, but 19 is just as important if not more. Nineteen is the number you need to bet Jonn Lenyard. The innovator of winning titles. He was atop the title reigns for a very very long time, and was dethrowned a while ago. But passing Jonn Lenyard is going to be a big milestone in my life, as is pasisng Ice, Reaper, and even Pyro at some point. Mark my words I will do it at one point...It can and will be done. Unlike those three guys I still "have it." Some people had their doubt when I came back but my record speaks for itself of course. Savage may or may not have beleived that I still had it...but I assure you that I do. Savage is going to find out the hardest way possible that I still have it...
Big Al Stud: So I have talked about the greatness of the number three...a very important number in this big time match...and Ive talked about how I have dealt with this kind of adversity, so I think I'll talk a little bit about this whole Mr. S/Savage bullshit. Mr. S is a piece of trash Main Event hater as far as I am concerned. He will do anything in his power to see to it that Savage keeps the Intercontinental Title, and to see that I get no push at all. He wants to keep the title on you Savage, because it is good TV. He wants to hype you up as much as possible so the fans can just eat it up. The fans like a guy like you, a hard worker who appreciates the fans. You are a good guy for the TV, you make for a good wrestler. You get the ratings. The fans don't want to see you lose the IC Title. The fans want to see you break the record and then move up to the world title scene. But its really just too bad for the fans because they are not going to get to see this. The fans can lick my asshole because that shit just aint gonna go down. I am going to beat Savage, even if Savage makes for good TV. I dont care about Mr. S making extra money and to tell the truth I dont give a damn about ICW or the fans. I am in this shit for me, and my friends...Main Event. Main Event is not in this because we are the best wrestlers...we are friends. We are the real Kliq. We get along well and thats what makes us so dangerous. That is why we are the stables champions. Savage, do you really think that Crasher gives a damn if you break your kneck? No, he doesnt. But my tag partner Webster does care if I get hurt...because we have a real bond...not a bond just about gold. You will see the disrespect you will get when you lose and you dont break the record. You will not be the poster boy of ICW any more. Mr S isnt going to give a damn about you. After I humiliate you in the reing and you lose the title you can forget about any kind of push you might have received because that is just the way ICW works. Rewarding a guy for doing good the first fifty days would just make too much sense. Punishing a guy for having an off day at the end of fifty days is more Mr. S's style. You can forget getting another title shot for a hell of a long time. And don't think that you can solve this whole delema by beating me...because you have no idea how focused I really am, and there isnt going to be another title win for Savage, you lucked out a week agp...but your luck is going to be running out very shortly, mark my words.
Big Al Stud: Now I think that I will move onto your most recent match, and I match that I paid much attention to. Your match with my boy Patrick Webster a week ago for your IC Title. Alright you guys had a battle, it was a pretty good m...the match didnt suck, Ill give that to ya Savage. Webster did his best to carry you through it, but I cant expect it all from that guy, its okay. Webster started out the match and just dominated you Savage. I mean this isnt Patrick Webster you are going to be facing...its Big Al Stud. Webster isnt bad, in fact he is good...very good, but he is no Big Al Stud, thats for damn sure! Savage, you tried desperately to comeback against Webster, but being the spud that you are, you couldnt get the job done as Webster just stayed on the advantage with good offensive moves. Then you decided to be a dick and knock out my good friend and co employee Johnny Moon. I don't stand for this shit and I ran down and hit the ring with a vengeance. I came down and took you down, much like I will in the match this Tuesday. Then Webster grabbed you and we hit a super final event! Now this might not have kept you out forever, but it is just treatment for what you did to my boy Johnny Moon. It was really a fair punishment, and now that I think of it, I know your week spot. Your neck is hurting and everyone knows it, no matter what you think you can say for a cover up. Then for obviously no reason except for preserving the IC Title for you on the count of Mr. S, Pyro and Jacobsen put their noses where they dont belong and turned a fair punishment into an unfair advantage for Savage. I was just going to leave the ring and let Savage be unless he did something else to the defensless official again. Then those two came down to the ring and attacked me. Johnny Moon looks up and sees the two men assaulting his buddy Big Al Stud and calls for the bell to get people down to ringside to escort those two BAS wannabees out of the ring, but the bell man thought he meant a no decision, so Webster was of course screwed out of winning the IC Title. Ten minutes later Savage got up and hobbled out of the ring, just further proving the point of how hurt the man really is. When I face him it is going to be just seven days removed from a super final event. It took Max Powers about a month to recover from just a normal final event, so I knew for sure that just a simple piledriver will take out Savage for lord knows how long...days, weeks, months, even dozens of months...well I guess that would be years. I will take out the beast with a cheap move if I get the chance cause I just dont like the guy...that is all there is to it. Now I am going to head down to the locker room of the main eventers...AKA the Main event locker room and get some pointers. Many of my buddies like Ice, Powers, and Webster have faced Savage with not as much success as I am going to have. They know what not to do and they are going to tell me so that when I step into the ring with you...I know what to do, and what not to do. I will win, that is just all there is to it. I am a winner...I am going, to win...
Big Al Stud gets up with his two titles over his shoulder and exits his locker room. He walks down the hall after shutting his door. The camera pans down the hall with Stud untill he gets nearly out of sight and walks into the Main Event locker room and shut the door behind him. The camera just looks as if the camera man is dumbfounded and then it fades to black like all good cameras do at that age...
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