There is no inrefno to fell!










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BAS speaks about his upcomming match with the legend of ICW Pyro...or so he claims to be.

Big Al Stud: Pyro, pyro, pyro...when will you ever learn that you trully cannot beat me? Except for when we face each other at Pay Per Views. You won't let a damn person forget about Escape From Reason, or Pandora's Box, but you are hesitant to bring up Desperate Measures 2001. You don't bring up May 29th 2001, June 12th 2001, August 7th 2001, March 12th 2002, June 15th 2001, August 24th 2001, or March 1st 2002. These are all days on Friday or Tuesday that I kicked your ass and beat you. 7 astonishing times I have beaten you on Riot or En Fuego, to the May 18th 2001, August 14th 2001, and May 18th 2002 beatings you have given me. That makes our record on normal cards 7-3. Seven wins for Big Al Stud, and just three wins for Pyro...all of which were tag team endevours. Ya you have somewhat dominated our matches at Pay Per Views...to some extent only. You hold victories at Pandora's BOx and Escape from Reason while I won at Desperate Measures. What this tells me is I have beaten you in 8 singles and tag matches while you have only beaten me five times. IN the world of wrestling this is very lopsided, especially for a man of your intellegance to claim you own me is retarded. You have beaten me just a mere one third of the times we have faced each other...that is not a great percentage. One of the greatest ICW wrestlers ever, Patrick Webster, has a sub .500 record...and he is a legend. I have a .600 record against arguably the greatest wretler of all time...in any federation that exists today, or any of its predicessors at that. BY my match I excelled more in the TNEF and FNR matches...which is the kind of match we are having right now. The odds are with Big Al Stud...and I don't like to disappoint the bookees.

Big Al Stud: Pyro you are really losing all of the time now a days. Ever since I knocked you over the head with a wrench at Cataclysm, you havent been the same. When I knocked you out cold with the Devastation Device...you haven't won but a couple matches since. You lost the #1 contendors match with Max Powers, Max 'I can't win a match that has any title bearing implications unless it is some fluke where I become the luckiest man in the world on two occassions' Powers! And Max 'the great friend of big al stud' powers. I talked to Powers about the way that he absolutely owned you at the Pay Per View. Even though I have dominated you as of late...and my whole career I can always use a couple of pointers. Max beat you at Shattered Innocence, and then he beat you at Cutting Edge. But to make matters worse, he beat you in your signiature match...the inferno match. Max Powers did not fell the inrefno, and no one will. I am going to extinguish you. There is word in back that Rage wants a piece of you, but you will be lucky to get that far. I am going to save you the embarassment of losing to Rage and Big Al Stud in their comeback PPVs. Max has given me pointers, and I am gonig to use what already works, because if its not broke...don't fix it. Pyro I have every tool necessary to take you out. I am going to prove tonight once and for all that there is no inrefno to fell! I am going to extinguish the legend once and for all. This is the Final CHapter between Big Al Stud and Pyro...the Legend will not continue. I have won nearly every battle...and tonight, I am going to win the war!

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