Big Al Stud: Well, since u know I wasnt doing anything since Super Ho like twenty minutes ago, ICW wants me to cut another promo. I figures I'll just do a promo on the other stable in the stables title match, which just so happens to be the only other stable, the Militia. THe Militia is really just a band of lowercard "sensations" They are not Main Eventers, they are not part of the greatest stable of all time. They truly wish they were in the Main Event...in both aspects of the name. Lets see, the members of Militia are El Oslo, Crazzzy Gerard, the Regulator, Maniac Miller, and Rob Ruddock.

Big Al Stud: Lets start with the Mr. ICW lucky bear El Oslo. Yeah yeah EL Oslo did beat me, and he is the only one in this stable who has done so, but allow me to explain. Of course El Oslo had me in the Bear Trap, which hurts like a bitch, and it could have made a brother tap out. Not a tough guy like me, but a normal man would have tapped out long before I did. But you see, I was in the middle of the ring and Oslo had me in the bear trap. But what happened was the amazing violacanda bee-scorpian came into the ring, thats right the violacanda bee-scorpian the most dangerous critter in the world. The bee-scorpian was comming after me, so I violently smashedm it with my hand repeatedly. I did not tap out to the Bear Trap, because I am more of a man than that. I "tapped out" to save my life, and basically I saved El Oslo's life also. Because of my heroic deeds Oslo should give me his spot in the wrestle rage main event. He knows he doesn't belong in the main event, that is me. I belong in the main event, and I am in the Main Event...not the crappy Militia. Enough about El Oslo, now for Crazzzy Gerard.

Big Al Stud: Crazzzy Gerard is not very good. HE used to be on fire when he was dominating the INternet TItle scene like no one had since Ace, but Gerard was arguably a better champion than my former tag team partner. But now Gerard is nothing, his luck has run out. Everyone in ICW knows you only get hot for a certain amount of time, and when that runs out you are in some trouble if you can't wrestle like I can. My luck ran out just before Shattered Innocense but I could still run with the big dogs, but now Gerard can't. He lost his title and now he is going to plummit back down to the lower card making all of his hard work going down the drain. Thats right, after Sunday you will realize that this month is going to be alot differant than a few months ago. You are part of a third rate stable and you dont even have a title, really you just have nothing...because that is what you are to me and other Main Eventers, nothing. You are a nothing now and you have nothing now, so really you are out of luck. Like I said before you know that you don't have the in ring ability that I have to back it all up in the ring when I go into a slump. I am in somewhat of a slump right now, but I can still beat you, so I am alright.

Big Al Stud: Now we get to "the man" Regulator, who just talks about smoking my ass or someting. I for one am not going to even touch on the subject because I would be like an OWF "superstar" if I did that. Regualtor, hey you used to run the OWF didnt yeah, okay I guess you did. Just wondering. Now you can insert every OWF insult you have ever heard right here...okay there yeah go, imagine I said them all. Regulator is also not doing so great right now, okay yeah he is. He is the current Big Al Stud Champion, so he has a spot in my heart somewhere, even if title matches are the only matches that he ever wins. I really have no preferance. Reg though, I am sorry to warn you that tonight you will be losing the Big Al Stud title because you are not as good as me, or good enough to hold my title. Maniac Miller or James Max is going to beat you almost make a respectable Canadian Champion, because you damn sure aren't~

Big Al Stud: Spraking of Maniac Miller, after he wins the Big Al Stud Title, he is going to have his ass kicked by Big Al Stud. Sure Maniac Miller beat me once for the Big Al Stud Title, but that is only because I passed out from the blood loss. There was no way that I would have ever submitted or let him pin me for a three count. Ill give him credit he did beat me, but only because of my insane amount of blood loss. I am not going to say that Miller did not deserve this, cause he did, but I think if we were to go into battle again, there would be a completely differant outcome. I don't think that Maniac Miller would be able to get a fluke victory over me, because that is what it was...a fluke! A guy like Miller used to be on a hot streak like otheres in the stable, but that ran out in December. He is now on an official 3 month cold streak where he has not been the dominant force that he once was. Again we come to a guy that does not have my ability to win when not on a hot streak. Miller will win back the Big Al Stud Title tonight, the way I see it, and then maybe he can get on a roll again. As a person I wish him the best of luck, but as an opponent I wish him the best of luck to you at walking out from the stables title match.

Big Al Stud: And we get to the final man in the stable...the mystery man, ROb Ruddock. Who is Rob Ruddock, I donno but I wanna go get with Super HO again.

Big Al Stud looks to the right, and then to the left. Stud's head then lowers straight down and dissapears as the camera fades...