Big Al Stud: Ah look, the dressing room of my old stablemates. It looks like that half a month later from when I made that stable as great as it is, and gave it the ultimate stable prize...hell I made IT reach the pinnacle and be the number one stable in the entire fed. But now, about twenty days later, I have to take it all away. Sure I want to, I am not going to say that I dont want to. But anyway, being the great legend that I am, I carried IT on my backs just like I carried Johnny Jacobsen. After a couple months of carrying whole stables, you kinda get tired of it, so I was like hmmm, I'll get the band back together. But enough about the past, lets talk a little bit more about the past. When I look at IT, I see another infamously long lasting stable in ICW history. The stable that I am thinking of is the infamously crappy Kliq! Much like the Kliq, not only does IT suck balls, but it took them over a year to win the stables titles. Un like IT is going to, the Kliq had a pretty lengthy reign. See, there is one differance, not a big one, but here is the big one...actually this is more of a similarity...the Kliq had real superstars. The catalyst for the Kliq's success was Jade Shocker and Max Powers. After they left the Kliq went to hell and lost the titles. The catalyst for success in IT was non other than me, Big Al Stud! Now that I have left IT, they are all going to hell. The Kliq lost the titles to the first PPV that Main EVent challenged them in, and IT is about to. Main Event is the best damn stable in the entire world of wrestling's history...

Big Al Stud: Where should I start? Well there is no more obvious place to start than with the leader of IT, King Crasher, the pompous ass who claimed he didn't say that he was my boss when in fact he did about every five minutes. There is another reason that I left IT...King Crasher is a biggit! I have got a little inside scoop for you guys, and I am going to say it even risking sounding like Johnny Blaze, Crazzzy Gerard, or any joke ever to come out of the OWF. The other day I was walking by Crasher's locker room...on my way to fuck Super Ho or something. Anyway, I hear Crasher talking about something...I hear him say, and I quote, "Man I sure do fancy smoking fags!" So what else I am I to beleive that the guy loves to suck poles?

Voice: It a cigarette...

Big Al Stud: Whats a cigarette and who the hell said that?

The camera pans to the door to see that Patrick Webster has just opened the door after hearing Stud giving a little promo about a match that he is going to be in. Stud and Webster start convercing...

Patrick Webster: A fag is a cigarette in bloke termanoligy.

Big Al Stud: Oh, well that makes a lot of sense, so you are trying to tell me that the proper thing to call King Crasher is a cigarette?

Patrick Webster: That or the man has pathetic cravings for nicotine and by saying that he fancied, he meant that he enjoyed smoking cigarettes.

Big Al Stud: Oh, what a fag he is!...is that right.

Patrick Webster: Arg!

Webster just lies backwards in disgust of Stud's inability to understand very simple concepts.

Big Al Stud: Eh, oh well back to that cigarette King Crasher. Even if he is a pole smoker he is really a talent in the ring. I have wrestled with and against this guy. Yeah I beat him for the tag team titles. He was teaming with Gladiator and I was teaming with Andrew Smooth, so essentially we were both the standouts of the team. Basically I beat him one on one for the tag titles when you look at it that way. That just shows that I am a better wrestler...hands down. But when I have wrestled with this guy, I also had great success, carrying his little stable to the stables titles. Thats fine with me, cause I still have my belt, and there is really nothing that he can do to take my belt away from me! Having success everywhere I go just shows that I am the biggest talent in ICW, so I don't really to say much more...about anything. I am going to move from Crasher to his cigarette friend...if you catch my drift.

Big Al Stud: Okay, just to make sure that I dont start sounding like every joke that came to ICW from that pathetic, in the ring and out, OWF, I am going to stop with the gay jokes. Sure my gay jokes are much more witty and higher order of thinking that those of the OWF jokes, but still, I am going to stop before ICW gets in a big ruckus with the gay community. Anyway, the mate...and that is NOT a gay joke...of Crasher that I was referrring to was Savage. Savage is Crashers right hand man, and has been since the ambiguous alcoholic Gladiator vanished. I have worked with Savage, but not very often because Crasher tries to hog him, so to speak. Savage is a workhouse for IT like I used to be. Crasher knows how good Savage is, and has the potential to be in the future, so he is keeping Savage right by him on his entire ride to the top. The only problem is that Crasher is holding Savage back. Savage could quite possibly be main eventing. Savage could be the one defending his United States Title against HHH, or ever facing Crasher for the title, but he is not. He is not getting the great singles accolaides that he could be just because Crasher is holding him back. I have faced Savage before, but it was long, long ago. It was well over a year ago when he was some punk rookie trying to break in, and he just didnt have what it takes. I am one of the few people who have multiple wins over Savage, and those multiple wins are right in a row! Now a days Savage is a much better wrestler and fighter, and he is a very dangerous person. He is build big and he is a legitamate beast. He is not the kind of guy that I would enjoy going into the ring against one on one, but if it came down to it, I would battle with him. This Sunday, is it comes down to it, I will battle with him. If it is going to help out the team, I will take a Savage Spike. I will sacrifice myself for the team because unlike many of the wrestlers in IT, I am a team player. Johnny Jacobsen is not a team player is a freeloading mooch. Hardcore King Crasher is not a team player, he is out to hold back the younger talent so that he can stay on top grasping his last grasps before he can no longer grasp. The same can be said about the other two members of IT, Pyro and Chairsman. Savage is the backbone of IT, and he is the best wrestler. He is the most dangerous man in the stable, and one of the most dangerous in ICW. I also like to think that I am dangerous, and Savage will find out just how much so if it comes down to me and him in the ring with the stables titles on the line. I will Spike Savage down to the ground with the Devastation Device if I get the chance, which the chance will arise because of my in ring ability.

Big Al Stud: Now we get to the man whom I am also going to be facing in a singles title match right before the stables titles. I for one dont think that Johnny is going to be able to make it to the match, and he probablly doesnt think that Ill make it, but I am just going to have to assume that both of us are going to make it to the match in one piece. It gets me prepared and also makes my promos look better, haha. Johnny was out and about earlier talking about Main Event and the stables titles. Again Johnny just talked about me riding his coattails or whatnot because we both know that he has nothing origional and that is the reasoning he is so dry, raspy, and boring. He said more boring shit about me not caring about anyone but myself, but after teaming with Johnny Jacobsen from December to February, and still being tag champions with him, I have learned to ignore everything he says to me. Everything from you are gay, to hey those are some good cheese fries. He talked about Ice, about everyone else, but thats not my concern. MY care about when he talked about me, and thats who Johnny really did the most talking. He drank a beer for me, but he didnt do the Man Show Chant so really it was worthless. Ziggy Zagga Ziggy Zagga Hoy Hoy Hoy, man I love that Man Show! HE talked very exciting trash about pinning me one two three, as if there is some rule that would make him pin me one two three four five or something. Johnny everyone knows if you pin me for the win it will be one, two three! My god, alright, anger management...count to ten......okay Im set. Well, I guess thats about all he really talked about me, but he better watch out cause just like gerard im crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzy. Okay that was weak as hell. He better watch out cause I am going to kick his ass like Joe Max and Chris Debois! Much better, even if he has no idea what I said. Now, at the risk of sounding like Johnny Jacobsen I am going to stop talking about him because I don't fancy being redundant like he always is. No wonder we broke up, he was like hey. I'd reply what, and he'd just say hey. I'd keep trying to hold a compitent conversation but he would say hey about fifteen times before I just toned his voice away forever.

Big Al Stud: The only other people left in IT are really not going to worry me at all. I am not even going to talk about them. Pyro and Chairsman suck and they are old. I single handedly beat them and Johnny Jacobsen to capture the tag titles that I will officially obtain for myself on Sunday. Ill see these old fogies in the ring when I break their hips with their walkers...alright that sucked also. I better just quit while I'm ahead. Actually I'm slightly behind but I'll still call it a day.

Stud gets up and walks from his locker room. He walks around the locker rooms looking for something and then stops at a locker room. HE open the door and walks in slamming the door in the camera man's face to a door that reads "SUPER FOOKING HO" Ho is heard saying its about time Stud got there, and the camera fades to the sound of a zipper being undone...