The lights in the Fleet Center then die and the fans awate the next wrestler to come down. One to the right starts to play and the lights remain off. The dark parts stop and the main part of the song starts a huge explosion takes place which seemingly turns the lights on. The smokes clears and everyone can see that Big Al Stud is standing facing the Spiker Tron, watching his Spiker Tron video like an egotistical...guy who is, ummm, full of himself! Stud then turns around and everyone sees that his IT stables title is wrapped around his waste and he is carrying his two tag titles over his shoulders. He has on some usual attire, a backwards Boston Red Sox hat and a NOmar Garciapara jersey.He smiles as the fans boo and throw things at him. Stud walks down to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. He walks around and then makes his way to the middle of the ring. He pulls a mic out from under his belt and holds it up to his mouth to speak...Stud pauses while the fans boo. When the fans stop booing, he starts talking.

Big Al Stud: How can you all boo me like that? Don't you see that I am definately a fan favorite everywhere I go, including Boston. I mean don't you all know that the Boston Red Sox are my favorite baseball team? I come baring Red Sox memorabelia and you still bo me...don't you love the Bo-Sox?

The crowd cheers knowing that Stud likes Boston and knowing he isn't going to rip on them.

Big Al Stud: But for those of you who don't know, I like to think logically. I am very mellow and level headed. I am going to say a couple things about my beloved Red Sox. Now, the Red Sox had an injury plagued season last year, and I think this is the year. This is the year that they win thier division. Win their division you are thining, well quit thinking that cause we all know that unlike me and my three beautiful titles, the Red Sox are unable to win the big thing and get a real championship, for being dumb asses. But me, Big Al Stud...I win, and I always will win championships!

The fans obviously start booing, but Stud just talks as if he doesn't hear them...

Big Al Stud: Anyway, back to me and my great success in title matches, I have a big title match against that little backstabbing bitch Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen. I am going to explain this whole little match to you, how it came to be that is. We go back to Cataclysm, I come back and take out Pyro. About the same time Johnny Jacobsen is debuting in Internet Championship Wrestling. Johnny keeps losing and losing, and he is facing lower carders. Now we get to Desperate Measures. I knew Crasher was comming back, and I had talked to him about joining IT when he reformed it, and he wanted more power comming in than just Big Al Stud. What I did was supposed to be a joke and I said how about I bring in some sucky lowercarder and work with him and make him into a major lowercard force! Crasher for some reason loved the idea and told me to get Johnny Jacobsen. So at Desperate Measures myself and Johnny Jacobsen debuted together in costing RWO, or EI the stables titles. I can't remember which group it was because frankly I don't care one little bit. So I was working with Johnny for some reason, ah yeah, the reason was because you people loved it. You people had me spendning time with this rookie trying to share my wisdom and talent with him...but there is only so much that I can do! I am only one man! Star Studded was born, and of course I carried the team. Ask anyone in the back, ask anyone that we faced. I carried the damn team because I am that fucking good, and I can do shit like that. I had people in the back comming up to me on a regular basis and telling me that I truly am a Stud for carrying Johnny Jacobsen to the tag titles and defending against a great team like TWO, and even holding the titles for well over a month. I carried the team enough, I was doing about 75% of the work when I am damn 50% of the team. That was bullshit so I just had to go somewhere that I didn't have to do all the work cause I would be teaming with good wrestlers. I left IT and went to the Main Event, and then I carried Johnny Jacobsen to the tag titles that I earned a shot at earlier. Now I would have gladly carried Johnny on my back for another month, then beat him down and stole the titles, but he wanted to be a bitch and atttack me. So he challenged me to the ladder match for the tag titles, and the match was booked before I could accept or decline. I assure you all that I would have accepted, but in much more violent manner. Then to prove a point I wanted to show Johnny Jacobsen how easy it is for me to kick his ass and take the titles whenever I please. Looking at my beautiful scratch free face and the titles around my shoulders I think you all know how that went. Knowing how easily I did that should help you realize that I am going to easily beat Johnny Jacobsen in this ladder match, my specialty match. Also, let me explain that Johnny Jacobsen is not even in my damn league!

Big Al Stud: We can start my lectures of my superiority of Johnny Jacobsen with the most blantantly obvious reason of all. This is something so stupid you Baaawston-ites might be able to even figure it out. I'll give you some time cause you have dumb accepts. Its aboot time, haha. Anyway, Johnny Jacobsen is truly not in my league. He is not even close. Johnny Jacobsen does not belong in the same ring as Big Al Stud. It was even embarassing when they announced our names together while we were tag team champs. It didnt really get on my nerves because the whole time I had the master plan about turning on him and the rest of IT since about a week after I joined. Anyway, Johnny Jacobsen should never be facing a guy the caliber of me, Big Al Stud. I am a Hall of Famer! I have main evented card upon card, and won. I have main evented Pay Per Views! I wrestled in about three of the top ten matches of the whole fucking year. I wrestled in the best match of ICW...ever. I am the first person ever to hold a title seven times! I am the only person to hold a singles title seven times! I am the greatest United States and Canadian Title. I am one of only three people ever to be a four time tag team champion! But on that subject the biggest thing that seperates me from anyone else in ICW. Three of those titles I was carrying either Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen, or Andrew 'Super Crazy' Smooth! None of those things are things that Johnny Jacobsen can claim. He was carried to two tag title reigns and a stable reign by Big Al Stud. The only title he earned for himself was the pathetic Hardcore Title. Johnny you had a little 15 day reign with the hardcore title, are you proud of yourself? Some people never stoop down to those types of ranks because that title is really meaningless unless you hold it for eighty-one days. Seeing how you didn't do that your reign meant nothing. It didnt propell you into mid card status, or into internet title status. It sure as hell did not give a world title shot. Great wrestlers like Pyro and Ice don't drop to the Hardcore Title ranks, even when they come into the federation. Another wrestler who doesn't do that is Big Al Stud. Johnny Jacobsen, listen to the list of people who you have beaten...well there is...hmmm..."Genuine" James Max for the hardcore title. Well that is really about it. Johnny Blaze mopped the floor with you like it was nothing. Then I beat Johnny Blaze and knocked him the fuck out of ICW perminately! Mr. Kreeper beat the shit out of you on more than one occasion. Wait you have beaten the likes of Rage, Shanghai Kid, Pyro and Chairsman...but we all know that it was really me that you beat them. So the big names you have beaten includ James Max...big deal. You don't belong in the ring with me. Upper Carders...Main Eventers...don't face lowercards...Jobbers! I have beaten Pyro, Volcano, Reaper, Ice, Webster, HHH, Crasher, Jericho, Joker, Sting...you name em, I have beaten them...as long as I have faced them. This comming Monday I will have faced you, so obviously I will have beaten you! You are no where near my league. You belong down in that last blood match curtain jerker to try to regain your claim to fame. The tantilizing ICW hardcore title. Only seven people in ICW have gone from Hardcore Champion to later win the World Title...and you are never going to enter that league. BUt lets look at my odds, everyone to hold the world title has held the world title, and about sixteen people have won the US Title and the World Title. Look at that, that tells you never to have even dreams of the world title, and everyone knows that I am World Title Material right now, I could have main evented but gave the shot to Webster, cause he really earned it. You stand no chance to me. You haven't paid your dues in ICW, or even the wrestling industry. Sunday night, I am going to make sure you start paying your dues with a bang. Johnny, remember that I am not going to be there to protect you in the ring this time, I am going to be there to end your career!

Big Al Stud: Johnny Jacobsen, if there is one thing that I learned while I was teaming with you for oh so long, too long to take, is that you are in fact, dumb as a can of pepsi. Johnny, if you didn't notice, our match at the Pay Per View is going to be for the tag titles. Another ICW first for the firstest...ummm, bestest wretsler? Yeah, anyway my tag team titles are going to held high up in the air, so high that only a ladder can reach them. Ladders will be around the ring, hense the name ladder match. To win the match you climb to the top of a ladder and unhook the titles. This whole thing about me putting both of my titles really just symbolizes our little tag team relationship and everything that was ever wrong with it. I was the one doing all of the sacraficing in the team. I sacraficed my time to help you get better. I sacraficed my main event matches to wrestle with you in the mid card, it will all me sacraficing for essentially no reason. It was really no reason because I was doing all of the work in the matches, carrying your ass behind me. I'd like to say that it only made me better and stronger, but I could beat people like Rage, Shanghai Kid, Pyro, Julian, Chairsman, and Blizzard before you even thought of comming to ICW. So this match comes down to me sacraficing and doing all the work again. I am sacraficing and putting my title up in the air, litterally, for anyone to come down and grab, and walk out titleless perhaps. Again I will be doing all of the work because I have have seen un in the ring, and I am going to have to carry you through a match, because everyone knows that I can make anyone look good.

Big Al Stud: But lets get back to the match type. We are going into the always brutal, and always entertaining ladder match. In case you dont know, which I really assume that you don't, because you are just a newbie, the ladder match is my specialty. I am the master of the ladder match. Lets take a look back at my last ladder match, at January of 2001. Chris Jericho thought that he would make a comeback, so he was like a rookie all over again, and beat me. Just like you think that you can just come in here and beat me. Jericho found out the really hard way that beating a man of my stature is really alot easier done than, crap! I beat Jericho down, and when it was over, we couldn't walk away without assistance, lets put it that way. I helped to end Jericho's career right there and as far as I know, he never cut a promo after that. But you Johnny, you piss me off. I just wanted to win the Canadian Title, but I really want to just beat the shit out of you! This thing between you and I is personal! I am going to cripple you in the ring, just because I can. YOu have pissed me off from day one, and Sunday when you look at me with your youthful, arrogant, punk eyes, you are going to irritate me for the last time. There is not a chance that you will beat me, the only question is wether or not I am going to let you walk out of Boston on your own account...Hit my music!

Lucky Boys Confusion's song One to the Right starts to play and Stud ros his mic. He grabs his titles around his should and examines them. He then looks into the camera and says something about "Johnny is not going to get them at the PPV! Not this Sunday, nor ever again!" Stud then exits the ring and heads to the back while the camera fades...