IT...well it just plain sucks










Click to play "One to the Right" by Lucky Boys Confusion!


The camera shows up backstage, in the great locker room of ICW's best stable ever, the Main Event. All fives guys are just chilling in the locker room. Jade Shocker is back there, Ice is back there, Max Powers is back there, Webster is back there, and of course Big Al Stud is back there, with both his tag titles and stable title. The guys are talking and joking around with Stud about his titles he earned before stabbing IT in the back. Stud gets up and everyone's attention is on Stud.

Big Al Stud: Yeah, yeah, you guys are right. This is IT's stables title, and these are Star Studded's tag team titles. Yeah I really fucked them up and took the titles, but now it is time for me to get a little something off of my chest about these little titles, and talk about my TNEF match a little bit right now.

Stud then exits the locker room and heads towards ringside. He walks to the entrance curtain and motions for the tech guy to play his music. The camera switches to the in ring view. Hit or Miss by Newfound Glory then starts to play and the crowd boos incredibly loud. Stud makes his way out of the entrance ramp with a huge smile on his faace. He looks around and all the fans are booing him. Stud looks around, continuing to smile, and he just flips off the whole crowd. Stud continues to walk down to the ring with both tag team titles, and one stables title. He rolls into the ring and pulls a mic out of his tights.

Big Al Stud: Hey Johnny look at these tag titles. You like em, thats just pretty nice huh? You wish you had these damn titles, but you don't. You are a piece of grabage. I earned these titles for us, and you really don't even deserve to get your name marked down as a title holder. But right now I don't face you, that is a week away. Right now I am faced with a TNEF main event, something that you will never know about. But before I talk about that match, I have a little delema when you see the tag titles, I have both of them. As even you stupid American fans might know, tag team titles are held by two people. I need to give this title out to a worthy tag partner. Now, lets reunite the best two man tag team in ICW History again!

Bodies by Drowning Pool is blasted over the speaker and the fans start to boo again. Patrick Webster comes out from under the Spiker Tron. He stops and looks into the ring. Stud holds up the tag title. Webster looks beside him and behind him and then back to Stud. Webster points a finger in his chest and mouths "ME?" Stud nods in the ring and Webster runs down and dives into the ring. Stud hands Webster the tag title and they hold the belts in the air again, like almost a year ago! Stud starts to talk again while Webster watches on with his new tag title on his shoulder and a smile on his face...maybe even a song in his heart.

Big Al Stud: Now, some might say that those are not mine to give away yet, but frankly I don't care. If anyone thinks that I am not going to take the titles from the ladder on Sunday, then they are extremely uneducated. I am going to beat Johnny Jacobsen and thats all that matters.

Patrick Webster: Hey, lets get a little bit of focus on TNEF. It is our reuinion match and we are back where we have been...

Big Al Stud: Yeah, I know let me get to it. This is my interview, so let me do my talking. This Tuesday we are certainly back where we have been. Back the first time we were champions, we did something that had never been done before, nor had it ever been done again. With the tag titles were consintantly defending those tag belts in the main events of card after card after card! TWO didnt do that, Pyro and Chairsman didnt do it, Star Studded did it. Extremely Lethal did that...time after time after time! Now Webster, we are the tag team champions again, and look what happens. We are already fighting in the main event for the tag titles. We are obviously the biggest tag team in the histort of Internet Champ...no, fuck that, we are the biggest tag team in the history of the world of wrestling. Past or present there is not a single team that compares!

Big Al Stud: Now I am going to do something dedicated to Pyro, I am going to talk about the past, cause lord knows thats all Pyro ever does. Seventeen years ago I won my sixth world title, and I have only won about ten matches since then! That excerp seems to be in every single Pyro promo. But back to my history talking, lets take a look back Webster, and lets look at when we won the Tag Team Title just under a year ago. We beat a team of HHH/Sean Cage and a team of Pyro/Volcano. This tells me two things, one these guys were both in the match when everyone learned who is by far the greatest tag team ever in ICW. This brings me to recalling how we actually won the titles. If I remember correctly Pyro was the man we pinned. Pyro, you are going to be the man that we pin in our comeback match. Pyro, the way we beat you was most definately the second most dominating way you have ever been treated. Webster and I man handled you in the ring. He picked you up and powerbombed you right down while I gave you a neckbreaker. The Final Event! It almost was your final event because we could have broken, and should have broken your puny little feminine neck! But back to that date that we won the titles, you and CHairsman (Sean Cage) were on differant teams, but dont think for a second that I am under the impression that you two are not on the same page, like Star Studded. I know you guys just held the tag team titles untill I beat you. Also I know you guys have held tag team titles in the past. I know you are a good team, but you guys are not a great team. Extremely Lethal is a great team and you will learn why tonight when we finish what we started with your neck Pyro!

One to the Right by Lucky Boys Confusion then starts to play. Stud and Webster drop their mics in the ring and roll out of the ring. Stud just looks at IT's stable title he stole, and the tag title he gave Webster and laughs as the camera fades to a commercial for Cutting Edge...







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