Big Al Stud: Thank you everyone for that stellar and somewhat warm ovation, even though I came from no where and there is no one around me...Hmf! Well it looks like Johnny Jacobsen and I are going to have another shot at a chance at the tag titles. We are undoubtably the best tag team out there right now, even if Pyro and Chairsman somehow beat us. I mean, we had only lost that one match...but anyway, we are no strangers in these type of win and you get a title shot type matches. We beat Julian and Blizzard about two months ago to get a shot at TWO and Julian and Blizzard. Of course we won both of those matches, defended a few times, lost, and now you are up to date. Now we face Crazzzzzzzzzy Gerard and Regulator, who are really no competition compared to what we faced in the passed. Julian was undefeated in ICW competition untill Johnny and I beat him and Julian in the the winner gets a title shot match. Then we faced what could have been a real dynasty and one of the greatest tag teams in ICW History...Rage and SHanghai Kid, better known as the TWO! After beating some hot rookies, and then some future hall of famers in this buisness, we had to go two on two with two hall of famers. Our stable mates stabbed us in the back and took a tag title shot while we still had the titles. That is not on the agenda, but what happened was that certain members of Star Studded...and I'll give you a quick clue, it was not me...blew the match. Johnny Jacobsen did not pull his weight or do any of the kinds of things that he used to do for the team when we were winning. It was really amazing that I could even keep the team in the match. I basically had a handicapped match, and I don't know where Johnny's head was...

Big Al Stud: But now we face the fresh off of his comeback Regulator, and his knew partner...fresh of getting his ass beaten by El Oslo Furiosimo...Crazzzy Gerard. Now, these guys are really a far inferior team compared to not only us, but the likes of the people we have already been facing in our Tag Title fueds and quests. I mean so what if Crazzzy Gerard has been really streaky as of late, and helf the internet title for 75 days. First of all, that only ties my main man Ace's record. He was not able to beat Ace's record...suprise, suprise. Second of all, it is the fucking Internet Title. No one really cares to hold that title, because it is a worthless piece of shit. Perrenial jobbers like Max Powers and Cowboy have held that title with dignity. Crazzzy Gerard wants to represent those jobbers as the best jobber and being a record breaking jobber...then by all means he can go ahead. I know for sure that I am not going to contest that little reign with that pathetic title. And speaking of jobbers who held the internet title, Regulator comes to mind. He truly is a man who gives the internet title the respect, or lack there of, in the back. I mean a guy like Regulator was not even good enough to hold the Internet Title by himself. He had to be a co-champion with the Shanghai Kid. That is just pathetic. Not the actual holding of the title I suppose, but the being two champions. Regulator was not good enough to hold just the lowly Internet Title...how does he think he is going to be able to beat the greatest United States, Canadian, and the second greatest Tag Champion of all time? There is just no way I can see that happening. But speaking of the Internet Title, and how pathetic it is. The real ICW greats have never held that title. The guys who came out destined for greatness were never even considered for a shot. The guys like myself, Pyro, Crasher, and Ice. None of us held the internet title, because we are not like you Regulator, or Gerrard. For one, I am not as immature as you...but maturity is not the issue, and neither is the Internet Title. The Tag Team Titles of ICW are the issue at hand. What makes you think that either of you are really tag team title material? Neither of you have held the tag team titles, or defended them as dilligantly as I have in the past. I mean I held them almost handicapped with Andrew Smooth, and I had a great reign with Patrick Webster, then another good reign where I carried Star Studded. But now I have talked to Johnny in the back, and as you can all see...he is ready to pull his weight in tag matches...because when we get HOF competition, I cannot do it all. The way I see it, I could probably beat Regulator one on one, or Crazzzy Gerard one on one, perhaps even two on one...but I don't need to. That is the glory of the tag team match. I have a tag team partner, who I can tag in if I need a cigarette break, or an oxygen break. Johnny can get in and cut me some slack untill I catch my breath, and then I can go back in and kick some more ass. That is the way it works and tonight is really going to be no acception.

Stud leaves