Big Al Stud has been walking around for some time. HE gets tired and sits in a chair. Stud randomly starts talking as if he knew the cameras where right in from of him for this promo.

Big Al Stud: With all that bullshit out of the way, we can get down to buisness. The buisness at hand to is rid myself and Johnny Jacobsen of a couple little pesky nusensces, Pyro and Chairsman. These guys are not just annyoing and bothersome, but they are turncoats. They are selfish, greedy, and Benadict Arnold wanna bes. But first thing is first. Many people have come up to me and told me how naked I look without being decked out in gold, so to speak. I mean I am used to talking down to the ring with the US Title, the Canadian Title, and the Tag Titles, but that will be no bother to me. I still have my tag team title belt, in a while I will have the crown of Mr. ICW and come WrestleRage, I will have the World Title in my posession. But that is not the case right now, nor is HHH the case right now, as I am not facing him currently. I am facing HHH's brother, and a man in which I have quite a lot of history with. This is a man who I undoubtably have the most history with in ICW. ME and Pyro go way back, and we could perhaps even win a fued of the year with this stuff. I will spell it all out for you later on. But don't think that me and Chairsman haven't gone at it before, cause we have. Sean Cage, Chairsman...I have faced em all! But the only thing is that either pesona, no matter what he wants to call himself now...he cannot, will not, and won't beat Big Al Stud!

Big Al Stud: Well lets start with the bald headed bald guy I am going to call CHairsman. I am going to call him chairsman simply because that is the name of the man. Chairsman, like myself, is an ICW Hall of Famer. That in itself is enough right there. I should not go around trying to trash the man or say anything derogitory about him. He has proven how good he is by winning every title available at this time. He has also proven that he is among the all time ICW elite. He is in the Hallf of Fame for crying out loud. He was inducted in with three legends in HHH, Pyro, and Sting. But he was inducted so long ago, he has not done much now. He is an oldskool champion, he can not run with the new big dogs. He would not be able to beat Rage in a dumpster match. He could not take a Shanghai Kid 95 days into a US Title reign, beyond any means that he has ever had to go to in any match. He is not able to continuously beat these guys and prove why he is in the hall of fame. He cannot do so much anymore as he was able to back in the day. But me, I was at the top of my game only about 8 months ago...unlike CHairsman who hasn't held the world title in god knows how long. He has had a very long career, since ICW started. 15 retirements and 1 death later he is going to face the best tag team in ICW history. Not just the best two man tag team, but this is obviously the most dominating tag team in the history of ICW. Never in Mr. D's wildest dreams would ICW get this big this fast, and never in anyone's ideas would Star Studded be as good as we are. But you know why we are so good? It is because not only do we have chemistry, but there is no weekspot. Now, Pyro and Chairsman most likely have alot of chemistry. They have seen each other wrestle for over two years, and closing on three years. They know what the other one is going to do at the same instant they know. But their major problem is going to fall into their weeknesses. Being the masterful exploiter of everything that is wrong with people excluding mylself, I will say upfront that Chairsman is their major concern at the weekness position. And what did I say that I did with weeknesses, I exploit that. I have exploited this weekness known as chairsman on more than one occastion, two seperate occasions to be exact. Like to hear about em? Well I'd love to tell ya!

Big Al Stud: Well, back over a year ago there was a newcommer to the federation, or so everyone here was lead to beleive. A young man by the name of Sean "The Revolution" Cage came in, and told me to get ready for a revolution. His idea of a revolution was to put the Canadian Champion through a table, and you know what, that is just what he did. So he came down to the ring in prehaps the first time on ICW TV, and he had the augasity to put yours truly through a table. So being a man who...well, a man who doesn't like to be put through tables, I challenged him to a table match. This was a non title match for not the Canadian Title, as I felt that this joker did not deserve a shot because he had done nothing in ICW...excluding violently attacking me. All in all I came down tot he ring, scrapped around attempting to put on a hardcore title match even though I hated it. All in all it was probably not a good match which ended with me of course putting him through a table. After the match, he violently attacked me and put me through another table or two. That was the end of our random confrontation, or maybe he got a Canadian Title shot after that, but that is many many blunts ago, and I cannot remember. The other match is a match that I hold near and dear to my heart. It is the match where Patrick Webster and I started a trend, the trend saying it is cool to be a great two man tag team. Now, this trend ended slightly after we lost the titles, but Star Studded is bringing the titles back up again. We are perhap...no we are the best two man tag team in ICW> ANyway, back to the match. It was Sean Cage...aka Chairsman...and my Mr. ICW opponent HHH, vs Pyro, the man Cage is teaming with, and Volcano vs Stud/Webster. To make a long story short Pat is the one who took out Chairsman at the end of the match, and we did the final event, badda bing badda bang the reign started. But like I have said, Chairsman is holding Pyro down, I'm not worried about him. I just want to know why these turncoats want a shot at the titles, IT is a cohesive unit, they want to break us up!

Big Al Stud: Now we get on to the juicy stuff. Pyro...Pyro...Pyro...a name that has haunted me somewhat throughout my entire ICW career. Yes it is true that we have had our historic and under rated PPV battles in the past, in which Pyro has mostly dominated...so I will discuss them a little bit. Our real PPV history started off at Shattered Innocence of last year. What was this Shattered Innocence 12 months ago, but the formation of what I was told would be the greatest stable ever in ICW history...V! We had no show HHH, the Natural piece of shit volcano, the 80 year old legend pyro, big al stud and ace. Face it, Cano choke din the singles match for the title, and V flat out blew. THis is when the real drama between myself and pyro started. I ditched him for the best stable ever, Main Event. Main Event dominated after WrestlRage and Pyro hated it. SO we get down to our PPV History. Pandora's BOx, there was a big UNited States Title Match UP that was supposed to propell me up to the world title division. Pyro was the better man that night and I didnt get propelled. Beach Brawl, you interupted my stables title match, because you were jealous of the Main Event. We won again and you wanted to be in the Main Event, but you couldnt. And this Main Event was one that you couldnt just pull some strings to get into like you usually do. Escape From Reason we had another United States Title Match. This title match was the first ever iron man match that you claimed was for the rights to be crowned the best US Champion of all time. Again you were the better man on that day, but I think that you are not the better man between us. Times change, tonight you are not going to be the better man, simply because right now I am the best man in Internet Championship Wrestling! Then I was injured with a broken leg for the time being. I came back eventually, just like you knew and hoped that I wouldn't Pyro, but I did and its a day that I will NEVER live to regret, like you said that I would. Cataclysm, world title match, comeback of the year material when I came down out of nowhere and whacked you in the back of your head with the pipe. Whammo! It was like the old batman show, but they had Whack, Wham, and Pow...all in jus that hit that I gave you. I knocked the legend right out of the world title picture because it had to happen...and I am damn proud of myself still. At Desperate Measures we squared off with each other just one last time on PPV. It was a non-title match, and after months of hard work and training, we found out who is now the better man...no scratch that, we found out who is the best man of ICW. Big Al Stud. I proved that 10 months after being conned into doing the hard work for you, after starting off 0-2 against you in bigtime matches, I won. I beat you and it drives you insane on the inside, and it should. You were here back when I sucked, when I couldn't beg for a win. When Mr. D wouldn't gve me the time of day for a hardcore title shot. Back when I had to win a tournament to get a simple canadian title shot. Now I rose up and dominated you and tore your ass up. Its all in my head and my technical wrestling skills. It has now been proven who is the real legend of ICW. The Living Legend Big Al Stud. Pyro, when we meet...THERE IS NO INREFNO TO FELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Al Stud: But Pyro and I have more than just his "dominant" PPV history, we have had regular matches in the past before. And just like he is 2-1 in the PPV matches, it is really polar opposites when we get down to the regular matches, because unlike most people...I give it my all for every damn match! Some of the regular matches we have battled through are block buster US Title matches where I knocked you out, outside of the ring, and then pinned Christian Devyne inside the ring. I gave it my all in that match, and I know that time you did also, but we saw who was the batter man on that exchange. Now, there are triple threat matches that I have beaten him in, maybe it was just the whole triple threat part, and Pyro can't handle those kind of matches, even if he is the so called legend of ICW. We could move onto another match, not really recent again, but non the less important. I already talked about this tag title match earlier on, and you all know that myself and Patrick Webster beat Pyro/Volcano and HHH/Sean Cage. But the ending of this match was the significant part that I wanted to discuss. This invented the best tag team move "the final event." We almost broke Pyro's neck with that move, and for being an old fart and in the Main Event's way, he deserved it. Now, I beat him for the tag and US titles in normal matches, but could I beat him for just pride, and in a match maybe he is more familiar with. We know Pyro has been in his fair share of Fatal Fourways, and that is the topic of our next match. I'll leave it short, I beat Pyro in a fatal fourway involving his brother and Rage. I am good and Pyro is bad, its a simple concept.

Big Al Stud: Well, now I have gotten all of that boring history out of the way, and we can really move onto the present. Right now I am going not to focus on the individuals on this team, because like the NBA and NFL, and every other sports except partially baseball, it really is a team battle. The team of Pyro and Chairsman, well, the first thing wrong with those jokers is that they don't have a fancy tag team name. They are not even a real team in my book, no name means no team really. I mean look at the best teams, Main Event, HATE, IV, and Star Studded. Obviously not in that order, but nontheless they are the best teams ever. NOtice that Pyro and Chairsman are not up there, nor are any teams without clever and witty, yet stunning tag team names. But lets move on, there comes the experience. Yeah Johnny Jacobsen is not the posterboy of ICW experience Magazine...and Pyro and Chairsman certainly have had a couple centerfolds in their day, as I am getting there, not yet cover material. Anyway, before I started rambling I was making a good point. The point was that as a team Star Studded has more experience together than the new team of Pyro and Chairsman. Now, don't quote me on this, but I am no aware of but one match you two have teamed, especially within the passed year. True this match was a good match and you guys beat a very good and publicized team of Reaping Powers...with their not good name...and earned your spot at the tag titles. Now, that reminds me of how exactlly you won the match, I think it might have contained some outside interfeirence. Yeah thas right, it did have outside help...from me and a steel chair. Why would I do that? I did it because backstage you and Crasher said that WHEN you won, this would just be a blow off match, not one that Star Studded really has to defend. So now that I think of it, not only do me and Johnny's five or so matches together by far outnumber yours, but you guys can't even win a match by yourself. Johnny and I are undefeated, and don't need to cheat to make a mockery of this great belt. You guys, cheat. Plain and simple, you should be zero and one. And another quick point, we are in the same damns stable, and we all have shattered innocence to thinkg about. I also have my beautiful looks to worry about. One : don't hurt me our my partner seriously, and we will not do that to you. Two : Don't hit me in my damn face! But why do you guys want this match? Do you want IT to break up. Rumors are swarming around backstage that this big tag team triangle, that Crasher and Savage are staying out of!, is going to tear IT right down the middle. I predict that you two, who have already done it all, are just glory hounds...and you are going to cause the downfll of IT. It is going back to the regualr non glory days of jobbing like in 2001, before Star Studded came to pick up all of the slack. We are the key factor to IT, not you guys...we are really the bond that holds IT together, and that will be proven if you guys fuck with us. You two no title perrenial jobbers can be replaced, but Star Studded can easily find a home elsewhere. Home is wear the hart is, and you know damn well that I have friends in stables like Control Factor and RWO, and I can easily easily easily get in there if you fuck with me. You guys are just plain selfish and greedy, and IT does not need that, nor do I need that!

With that said, Stud leaves and the camera fades to black.