Rage, in a dumpster match...I think your going back where u belong
Well, FNR is now over. It was a decent card but one point really stands out. The extremely successful comeback of former 6x United States Champion Big Al Stud. In his return match Stud squared off with Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Stud dominated him. Frankly it was hardly even a contest as Stud proved that he still has what it takes. Stud's promo was very derogitroy in the things he said about the staff of ICW, and the fans of it as well. Now the Tuesday Night En Fuego card has been announced and Big Al Stud is going to be facing Rage, in what is supposed to be Rage's specialty...the dumpster match. Of course you know Rage's loud ass is going to come out sometime and talk about the match, and Stud is going to in about...now

The camera is frantically searching around the hallway of the locker room in Tampa, Florida. A faint tune is heard and the camera seems to follow it. It then gets to a point where a song can be heard with some pulsating base comming from a room. The camera scans the door and it says...BIG AL STUD. The camera man then opens the door and the music gets louder and it can be heard to be break ya neck by bustah rhymes. Stud is dancing around the room like a mad man. He has on a Tracy McGrady jersey, some jeans, and a backwards Oakland Raider hat. The camera man then starts walking over and then presses stop on the CD Player. Stud is still dancing around and singing without the music.

Big Al Stud: What you really wanna do, just palce your bet and put yo money where your mouth is...hey what the fuck? Where did my damn music go? Oh, its you...I was just getting my groove on. Well, now that you turned off my tunes, I guess I'll go ahead and cut my beautiful promo. Lets see...I have a match I suppose. I have a match Tuesday, ah yeah I face Rage in a dumpster match. Why are we in a damn Dumpster match, I mean i know that it is Rage's favorite kind of match, but we all know that is just because he wants everyone to think he is some damn hobo piece of shit. But really he is just a piece of shit. I mean seriously, Rage is not that great. All hew ever does is talk about how he won 13 straight matches. I mean, who really cares about what he did 5 months ago. For not just the reason that it was 5 months, damn near a year ago...but also for no one reads the win loss column in ICW, cause their is no ICW win loss column. He can sit around and brag about how he was undefeated this certain month when he came in, but if you wanna look, in the month of November 2001...I was undefeated. Big deal, im not wearing a shirt that says undefeated in the month of November, when I came back. We can look at your ICW spotlight win streak. More than half of the people that you beat are either no longer in ICW cause they suck, or are named Crazy Gerard. Yeah you beat a few good people, such as me and patrick webster teamed up, ice max powers, and patrick webster teamed up, and patrick webster by himself. I mean in those tag team matches you had some great partners like Pyro and Ace. As you know I carried those two, but they are still some decent partners to face against people. And you beat Webster in a scaffold match, I will give you your props for that, but every dog has his day, and most people lose their specialty match...just like you will. Also, Rage acted like that was some shit, its not like he was the first person to ever do so, so being beating the hardcore icon in his type of match. A little history for you is that none other than Big Al Stud is the first person to ever toss Webster off the scaffold, and I did it in style, in my very first match.

Big Al Stud: But now times have changed, I have been away from the game for a long time. I left and Rage won the World Title. He got some talent, he didnt become a Big Al Stud, or an Ice...but he got pretty damn good. HE lost the world title to Max Powers, but then won it right back. Now he has esentially handed the title to Volcano. Someone who I have beaten one on one just before I was injured. So I know that there is a good chance that I could be the World Champion sometime soon. But that is not right now, right now is Rage and a dumpster match. I have a question that can be directed at two different people. Either one could quite possibly give me a suitable explanation. The question I want to ask right here is why is this match a dumpster match? Why can't it be a ladder match? It just has to be Rage's match. Now is it because i just beat the piss out of the commissioner HHH? Is it because of what I said about Mr. D? COuld it be what I did to the all mighty Pyro...or is it all of the above? Im going to go with the latter of the choices. But really Rage, you never really know if there could be ladders in this match. Ladders are good luck for me, and if you had any balls at all, you would bring one down...I'm giving you the option to prove u have grapefruits. But trust me, if one gets involved, you will see Big AL Stud's hand get raised. We can look at either when I beat Chris Jericho for the longest Canadian Title Reign, the belt that is in my possession right now of course. OR we can look at the big belt, when I devestation deviced Ice from the top of a ladder down to the ring and pinned him for the world title. BUt you know what, this is a dumpster match...its true. Not a ladder match, but I am not going to bring one down to the ring Rage. If you want to prove how much of a man you are, you can bring me down a ladder, so I can hit you upside your damn head with it.

Big Al Stud: Lets move down to the real matter of this. This is no my kind of match at all, a very smart move by Rage. I didnt give him credit for having that knowledge, but I guess that he does posses it. I mean, in a normal match, me and my opponent, in this case Rage, will be staying within the confines of the ring. IF not, then I win by countout or DQ. In the ring, there is no doubt in my mind that I am superior to any superstar in the back. There has only been one person ever in ICW that I feel could ever match me with in ring ability, but he is Crashed elsewhere right now if you know what i mean. But of all the people here, I know that Rage could not match with me in the ring. I know too many lethal submissions and counters for damn near every move he can fathum, and some that he can't even spell. But this not your normal match, this is a dumpster match, his match. This is a hardcore rules match, which you may or may not remember, is definately not my style. About 90% of people who have held a title have held the hardcore title. You see Rage has, Shanghai Kid has, Jonn Lenyard has...but Big Al Stud has not. Why is that? Because I am not a hardcore fighter. I dont go around trying to hit people in the head with steel chairs and bricks. I represent the greatest wrestlers in the world, from the greatest country in the world. Thats right, I am a proud representative of the legacy called Canada. That is why I brought back the Canadian Title, and then took it away, becaue the Canadian Title needed to go back home, and thats wear it is, over my fireplace. It was not represented the way it sould be. Canada stands for excellence and the ability to wrestle well. Two qualities that might skip over people like Rage, who is neither excellent, nor can he wrestle very well. IN fact, he is not a great wrestler, mostly just a good fighter...and I will teach him the differance at Tuesday Night en fuego.

Then the door of stud's room bursts open and Patrick Webster and Max Powers are standing there. Both men are wearing Extreme Icon shirts and they toss Stud one. They walk into the room saying he knows what to do with it, and then look at the camera. The camera fades to black.



Approx. K Count: 10