The best damn North American Champion...Canada is in North America :-O
The ICW cameras show up looking for big al stud in some huge ass house. This thing is like a feekin mansion...of course it is NOT the house of Big Al Stud, but apparently some big celebrity or something. The camera is, of course, standing outside of the house in the ice cold snow...of canada! But, it is still not Big Al Stud's house. A black 2002 Yukon then flies into the driveway and screeches to a hault. The tight ass Yukon has tinted windows. The front driver side door swings open and A leg in black, baggy pants steps out. The door is shut to reveal Big Al Stud as the man stepping out of the Yukon. Stud is wearing A red shirt with a Manny Ramirez jersey unbuttened on over the shirt. On top of that he has a nice leather coat on. Stud walks up to the front door of the huge house and knocks once really hard on the door. Thenthe door opens and a butler is standing there.

Butler: Hello Mr. Al Stud and welcome to today's host of the famous Canadian Celebrities meeting for the time being. May I take your coat?

Big Al Stud: Nah, nah, I'm cool like this. I'll seat myself where I please also, you can just chill here and do whatever it is your type does. But hey, since you got the door for me, and I didnt have to dirty my beautiful hands, I will kick Maniac Miller's ass for you Friday Night! That bastard thinks that he can come out and disrespect me, and then take my Canadian Title. Noway, I'm winning it for you!

Big Al Stud just smiles and winks at the bulter. As he winks he does one of those finger guns and the click click thing afterwards. The bulter just says thank you and winks back. Stud looks around, and just walks away. He walks into a room and sees Canadian television star Michael J. Fox. Stud walks up to M.J.F. and starts talking.

Big Al Stud: Hey, whats up? I can't beleive you are here, I love all of your movies!

Michael J. Fox: Really?

Big Al Stud: Yeah, the Mighty Ducks was by far your best work.

Michael J. Fox: Umm, I was not in the Mighty Ducks, more like back to the future. But you, you are one talented actor. I mean I could never act like a crippled hick ping pong player like you did in that one movie, Forrest Gump.

Big Al Stud: Haha, you must be mistaking me for Tom Hanks, much like I mistook you for Emelio Estevez, haha. Michael J. Fox: Yeah, I was just kidding you know me...

Big Al Stud: Yeah, you don't know me...I really wasn't kidding. Anyway, now that I know who you are for sure, I really do love your work. Its just too bad you had to leave Sim City...you are the guy with Lou Gherrig's disease right? Michael J. Fox: No, that was Lou Gherrig...notice the name of the disease. Man, and you claim to be smarter than Maniac Miller.

Big Al Stud: Of course I am smarter than Maniac Miller, he speaks Spanish poorly, and I am Canadian. Man, you are obviously not a smart Canadian like I am. You left the fame the money...the women! Well, I doubt you had the women cause your ugly and rat looking, but you left the money...you gotta be rich as fuck. Im semi-famous, and after I beat Maniac Miller and become a two time Canadian Champion...I'll be one step closer to immortality. Now, your rat face is pissing me off and grossing me out...so thats what I am, out! But before I leave, even if you piss me off, I am dedicating my victory Tuesday to you...Canadian to Canadian.

Big Al Stud turns as MJF starts to speak, just giving him the cold shoulder. Stud then walks around to see James Pressly from Beverly Hills 90210. Stud walks up to him and they start talking.

Big Al Stud: Hey, I didn't even know you where Canadian. Ah, who am I kidding? I have no fucking clue who you are... James Pressly: I am Jam...

Big Al Stud: Thats just like how I have no idea who I was facing last Tuesday. Haha, its really quite funny. You see, you and I...we are at the same party, and this Johnny Blaze guy, we are co-employees. I mean just think about it, that one American you work for on that one thing you do, you know them. Me, I have no idea who this guy is, and I really really should have because he tried as hard as he could to kick my ass. I mean all I know is that this guy was afraid of gay people, and he looks a hell of a lot like a really ugly potato. James Pressley: I am Jam...

Big Al Stud: Yeah anyway. Since we are both natural born canucks, and there is no good baseball teams...I am going to dedicate my landslide, dominating, victory over Maniac Miller who? Yeah, Maniac Miller this Friday in the a big Canadian Title Match.. I mean after this its all a cakewalk, I have brought back the Canadian Title from the grave on two seperate occasions, and I also have the second longest Canadian Title reign in the composure of ICW. I am obviously the greatest United States and Canadian champion ever, and Maniac Miller hasn't held either of those titles, haha! James Pressley: I am Jam...

Big Al Stud: See ya!

Big Al Stud just turns around interupting James Pressly in the same mid sentance he has been trying to force out for the passed few minutes or two. Stud then continues to walk around the huge mansion looking for Canadians to bond with. Stud hears a lot of laughter and thinks to himself hey, funny guys, someone I can bond with. He turns a corner and sees Mathew Perry and James "Jim" Carray sitting together on the outside cushions of a couch. Stud then walks over to the couch and jumps up, then plops right down in between the two clowns. Stud puts his arms around the stars and starts talking to them as if he knows them.

Big Al Stud: Hey guys, whats up?

Jim Carray: Well, if you really want to know, you can tell me who you are...

Big Al Stud: Funny you should ask, fellow Canadians. I am ICW superstar, first ever seven time United States Champion. I have done it all, except Main Event WrestleRage and win Mr. ICW...but the real question is who is going to stop me from doing that? I am one step closer to winning Mr. ICW and thus main eventing wrestlerage. I am also one step closer to becomming an official two time Canadian champion. But Friday I have to face Maniac Miller, do you know anything about Maniac Miller?

Mathew Perry: No, I have no idea who Miller is, do you care to elaborate?

Stud stands up and starts going on and on about how he is a former World Champion, and IC Champion who has done nothing since going on a one month tear, but I dont need to type it out, because one of us is not redundant. Perry whispers to Carray "who is Big Al Stud?" Carray whispers back "What is ICW?"

Big Al Stud: Hey guys, don't leave your homeland brother out here out in the cold on your humor. I am the champion of all of Canada for crying out loud. Hey Jimbo, you wanna do that ass thing from Ace Ventura.

Mathew Perry: Yeah, I have heard alot with your ass, and your facination with other people's asses...Jim, don't do it.

Big Al Stud: Alright, alright no ass thing...good call Perry. But I have heard a few things about you guys. You know what, I am gonna go get a drink for you guys, and a couple for me. Ill see my new friends later, haha get it? Perr-bear, your show is called friends. Ooooh man, you could probably get me a gig on their, im killing myself over here. Incase I dont make it back, I am going to dedicate my brilliant victory over Maniac Miller to my new F.R.I.E.N.D.S., try to figure out who the hell he is before our big match.

Big Al Stud heads over up the stairs that he recently went down. The fridge is really close, and it stands wide open. Stud then turns right before the fridge and walks into one of the many living rooms, where hockey legends Wayne Gretzky and "Super" Mario Lemieux. Stud walks over to them and starts talking.

Big Al Stud: Hey fellow Candian superior atheletes. Whats happening on this side of the get together.

Mario Lemieux: Yeah, I was just telling Wayne about how even at my tender age, I am going to bring another Stanley Cup to the great city of Pit...

Big Al Stud: Whoa whoa whoa, that is not a great city. Go back to your roots. I am the Canadian Champion brother. I have the belt in my Yukon, I can go get it in like the seconds. Anyway, I just wanted to make sure you guys watched a real Canadian Legend go into action against some punk American who thinks he is just as good as us. And when you guys are checking out Friday Night Riot...just know this, my match is dedicated to the both of you.

Wayne Gretzky: Yeah any Mario, where were we?

Stud just stares with a blank and suprised look on his face. He then walks away back to the fridge muttering something about how he was glad he wasn't invited, these people are real jerks. Stud then notices the door is still open and then it shuts. Stud is all pissed cause he wanted in to get some drinks for Carray and Perry...who have since relocated in hopes that Big Al Stud cannot find them. Stud then notices the person who shut the door is a very attractive woman...it is Jamie Pressly! Stud stares all wide eyed like and Jamie just stands around looking all hot and stuff. Stud then finally gets some balls and starts talking.

Big Al Stud: OH MY GOD, you're hot...er...I mean you are Jamie Pressly! Are you even Canadian?

Jamie Pressly: Well...I was bo...

Big Al Stud: Who really cares? You are so hot, and ugh, i love your work. Speaking of work...you know I'm a professional wrestler? OH yeah, and a damn successful one at that. I have more gold than you can ever dream of. And it would look so good in that house of yours that I saw on cribs. Don't even tell me you like the almost spanish speaking Maniac Miller, he doesn't have any gold right now! He hasn't done anything!!! You just have to give me your phone number, I'm begging. I will dedicate my big match to you against Maniac Miller...

Stud gets down on his knees, unlike Johnny Blaze will allow you to beleive, only to beg for Jamie Pressly's phone number. She then pulls a pen out of her purse and writes a number down on Big Al Stud's hand. The number is ###-####...I aint giving out some poor sap's number like Crasher! J.P. then walks off in her fancy little hot ass walk, and Stud skips off all happy and shit. He then turns the corner and bumpsin to and old man. Stud hits the old man and falls down. He looks up with more anger on his face to see Bret 'Hitman' Hart and his legendary father/wrestling trainer Stu 'Iron Lung' Hart.

Big Al Stud: Hey old man, what gives?

Stu Hart: Bret, back up, this is between me...and this little punk wimper snapper! I heard what you said about me being a jerk!

Big Al Stud: Oh, you wanna dance old man? I am ICW's Canadian Champion, and your some old chump, just like Maniac Miller is a chump. You know what, I am going to just pretend Maniac Miller is you in the ring, and I'm going to break his neck busta...rhymes?

Stud gets up and gets all in Stu Hart's face. Stud swings at Hart, but the old man, still agile, ducks the punch and hits BAS in his stomach. Stu Hart starts hitting some jabs and reall laying it to the ICW superstar. The camera then switches to outside where you can see Big Al Stud get thrown out of the huge window in front of the house. Stud just lies barely moving untill he stops moving, knocked unconcious just as the camera fades to black.


Later on...........after the party that is Big Al Stud dialed that number later on, and it ended up being the number of ICW legend cowboy. Scared out of his mind Stud hung up. In a state of shock, he called the number back...and Max Powers answered the phone this time for some reason. Same number, powers and cowboy answering...weird.







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