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The scene opens up inside a hallway. Big Al Stud turns a corner right to where the camera was strategically placed to film him. Stud is wearing his street clothes, so he is probably not in any ICW arenas. Stud has on a pair of pants...not jeans or dress pants or any of those damn things. He has on a silver Jerry Rice jersey as well. He walks around the halls looking for a certain room, mumbling to himself about how he can't beleive he is going to go through with this. Stud then finds the door and twists the doorknob slowly. He opens the door and walks into the room. The room is full mostly of males, and then Stud sees some attractive women, and his eyes really light up. The camera then shows a little sign near the door that is written in dry erase marker saying that this is a Homosexual Person's Clinic, and today's special speaker is ICW Superstar BIG AL STUD. Stud walks over to those women he wide eyed gawked at, and takes the special guest chair that is located by them. Stud finally stops staring at them and starts talking.
Big Al Stud: Hey everybody...
The crowd (simpson like): Hi Big Al Stud!
Big Al Stud: Anyway, I just thought that I would swing by for a while on behalf of myself, thought I am not a homsexual, and Internet Championship Wrestling. Anyway, I just thought that after hearing all the gay bashing that was done in Johnny Blaze's first promo, that I should really come down here and the first thing that I should do, is appologize, on behalf of ICW...for some of the derrogitory things that Johnny Blaze said about homosexual. Call it gay bashing if you will, that is what I am going to call it. Now I figure we, I say we speaking for Internet CHampionship Wrestling, should really apologize, and that is why I am here.
Some guy: Yeah, I suppose that is pretty cool. But what is with Johnny Blaze and his derrogitory things that he said not only about you, but about the gay community of America?
Big Al Stud: Well, from what I understand...Johnny Blaze must really think that is funny to call someone a "fag" or a "butt-buddy" as if he is nine years old again. Again we come to the situation about me being smart out of the ring, and in the ring...which is going to carry me all the way to victory. But I will tell you all, that it really is not funny to "gay bash" or to call someone gay. He just sits back with his little interviewers like ALex Tyler, and he can make up all the little sexual rumors about me and Johnny Jacobsen, which for some reason gets little giggles from him. He obviously must think that being gay makes you a bad person, you are you a bad person because you are openly a homosexual?
Guy Stud is pointint to: No, I don't think that because I am gay, that I am a bad person. I am obviously more honest than many people around the nation and the world.
Big Al Stud: Brutally honest and self assure, I like that. But Johnny Blaze is not honest at all. Every one else here is definately more honest than Johnny Blaze. I mean he just lies about people and thinks he is some stand up comic or something. One he doesnt realize that being "funny" doesn't win you matches. And secondly he is not funny at all. No one in the IT locker room laughed when he was talking about me and Johnny Jacobsen supposedly being homsexuals, except Crasher...but he is a pompus ass. One reason for that, excluding him attempting to insult the IT stable, but the other reason is because there is nothign wrong ith being gay. I am not gay myself, but I like to feel that I have just now made like 10-20 new gay friends. There is nothing wrong with being gay Johnny Blaze, this is all you said in your promos against Johnny Blaze, and you really need to get some new material. I mean your roleplays are riddulously redundant and dry. For the last time I am going to leave you, the ICW fan, with the knowledge that I am not gay, there is nothignw rong with being gay, Johnny Blaze's promos suck, and he is not funny.
Big Al Stud goes back to talking to the people that are in the clinic and the camera temporarily fades for this promo.
The camera then shows up back in the luxerous sweet of IT...because King Crasher makes things happen. The whole stable is back there, Crasher, Pyro, Savage, Big Al Stud, Chairsman, Jonny Jacobsen, and even Angel Devyne - Chazzeller. The great members of the stable are all holding their gold with honor, like truely great ICW Champions. Crasher holds his World Title with real pride. Star Studded has their tag titles, and Stud has the Canadian TItle. Savage is titleless, as are Pyro and Chairsman...but they are eyeing the titles Star Studded have. All of these men should be stables champions and February 24th IT will capture the stables titles for the first time ever! After a while of no speaking Crasher starts to talk.
King Crasher: Alright, now we are all in agreement, everyone from IT is going to advance into the second round of the Mr. ICW tourny, meaning that we compose of one half of the entire playing field.
All of IT: Yeah!
Chairsman: Well, won't mean that there are some good chances that we are going to have to fight each other in the next round. I mean there is really a slim to none chance that we don't face each other, and I don't like those odds.
Big Al Stud: Not like that really matters to you, you and Pyro are going to fight us for the tag team titles even if we are in the same stable.
King Crasher: Hey, how about both of you cool your bloody jets. We are a bloody stable. We might have to face each other, but thats how it is going to happen when a member of IT becomes the new Mr. ICW instead of that wanker Max Powers.
Big Al Stud: Yeah, anyway...I think I have other places that I need to be right now...or something like that.
Big Al Stud gets up all pissed off like and storms out of the IT's dressing room. Johnny Jacobsen hesitates and then gets up to chase after him, but Savage just holds him back and shakes his head. Savage says to let him go and cool him off. Stud then walks around the hall for a while, and then walks out towards the ring. He yells at the man who runs the music and then Papercut by Linkin Park starts to play and the camera switches to the normal view in the ring. Stud then comes plowing through the curtain with the fans giving him basically no response after that backstage happenins. Stud just walks straight down to the ring with a scowl on his face. Luckily for Stud, there are not wrestlers in the ring fighitng right now. Stud rolls into the ring and calls for a microphone, which the Charter gladly deliverse.
Big Al Stud: Yeah, you had damn well better give me this damn microphone when I ask for it, you don't want to kick your ass like I did last year at Cutting Edge. Anyway, CUtting Edge is not for another almost two months, but Shattered Innocence basically started Friday Night. It started off with a real bang with some major upsets like Rage getting knocked out of the tournament by my tag partner Johnny Jacobsen. Now, many people might talk about how the comparisons are there. Yeah Rage and I are both established ICW veterans who happened to be ranked number two. We are both obviously facing number sevens named Johnny. But that my friends is where the comparisons will end. If you didnt notice, the main differance is because Rage lost and I am not going to lose. I am not going to be embarassed by some punk ass rookie curtain jerker. There is no way I am going to be able to live this down if somehow he were able to upset me. I cannot let this happen, I am Big Al Stud dammit! He is just Johnny Blaze, who? is the only logical response that can be said for Johnny Blaze. He has never even held the hardcore title here in ICW. That is just pathetic, do you think you can just step up from wanting the hardcore title, right to beating ICW Hall of Famer Big Al Stud? No, it just doesn't work like that. I am the Marshall Faulk of ICW. He is the most complete back in the NFL, and I am the fucking most complete wrestler in ICW history. I can take a bump, Rage helped prove that at Black Sunday. I can beat great wrestlers. Many people have helped to prove that, like Pyro, Jade Shocker, Ice, Reaper, Volcano, and Bolt! I can high fly, I can brawl a little bit, I am a great technical wrestler, Blaze you are just a fucking bare knuckle boxer! I mere street fighter. We are not in a street fight so the advantage in the ring goes to me, the advantage in the brain goes to me, and the advantage with the people goes to me. I am the damn Canadian Champion for well over 120 days straight, and you can't even count to 120!
Then Voices by Disturbed starts to play and Big Al Stud stops dead in his tracks. He looks to the entrance ramp and the camera switches to it. Maniac Miller then steps out and Stud glares at him. There is a momentary silence, and then Stud speaks...
Big Al Stud: Hey what are you doing here, this is my int...
Maniac Miller: ¿QUE?
Big Al Stud: This is my interview and I don't need it ruined by some...
Maniac Miller: ¿QUE?
Big Al Stud: Get away from my ring! I don't need this I have a big Mr. ICW tournament match against Johnny Blaze!
Maniac Miller: ¿QUE?
Big Al Stud: No, Johnny Blaze ¿QUIENES?
Maniac Miller: ¿QUE?
Big Al Stud: Get the fuck out or I'll kick your ass before and after I beat down Johnny Blaze.
Maniac Miller just shrugs his shoulders and motions around his waste. Miller then leaves the entrance way and heads to the back. Stud then ignores the title motioning and the whole disturbance in general.
Big Al Stud: Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by that bastard Maniac Miller. ¿QUE? Ah! Hes damn lucky I dont let him get that Canadian Title Shot he looks like he wants. ¿QUE? QUIT! ¿QUE? You had all better stop that, because there are going to be casualties. ¿QUE? Johnny Blaze is going to be the first, and then Maniac Miller. ¿QUE? And if you do that one more time, all of you will be the third casualty! ¿QUE? If you say that damn word one more time, I am going to walk out right now, I am not in the mood! ¿QUE? Ah fuck it!
Papercut by Linkin Park then plays as soon as the fans yell QUE, as if everyone wanted Big Al Stud to leave. Big Al Stud drops the mic and plainly leaves the ring as he indicated that he would do if they said que one more time. Then the house show, or whatever it was continues with another match. A couple certain jerker hopefuls come out and put on a boring snorefest that isnt even worthy of being on WWF Jakked! This match looked like some of the oldschool bouts between "The Man" Regulator against "The Bleach Blonde Mexican Bear" El Oso, now those were some Savage-Steamboat matches.
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