Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen: First of all, Mr. Stud thinks that was not an adequate introduction for the tag champ, the candian champ, and the partner of one man who advanced into the Mr. ICW tourny 2nd round. IN fact, there was no introduction, so I will do it. Ladies and gentlemen of...whatever city we are in. You are going to remember this because this will go down as undoubtably the biggest speech ever given in Internet Championship Wrestling's history. Now let me introduce to you, your Tag/Canadian Champion...one half of star studded...Big Al Stud!!!

Papercut starts to play again as Big Al Stud starts walking down to the ring looking rather unusual. He has on a black suit with a white shirt under it, and a tie around his neck. It looks as if Big Al Stud has not shaved since we last saw him cost Reaping Powers a shot at the Tag Team Titles, as he has quite a little beard going. Stud still has his titles over his shoulder, so deep down nothing has changed...it is still Big Al Stud. Stud slides his belts into the ring and then enters the ring like a proper gentleman as to not scuff up the dress shoes or wrinkle the tux. Stud then walks around the ring and points to outisde the ring. Jacobsen gets outisde and hauls in a little podeum looking thing with an ICW flag hanging in front of it. He sets the podium up int he ring and Stud goes behind it. Jacobsen then says one last final thing before Stud starts speaking...

Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first last and only time...Mr. Big Al Stud and his Virginia Beach Address...

Johnny starts a little round of applause and then the crowd catches on and does the same. Stud waits for the applause to die down and then give the puzzled audience what they want. The highly anticipated speach of a lifetime in ICW. Before speaking Stud puts on a little top hat, to puzzle the crowd even more...then...he speaks...silence!

Big Al Stud: Ahem...One score and a dozen months ago our fathers brought forth to this sport, a new federation, conceived in fairness, and dedicated the the proposition that federations shall contain no bias.

Big Al Stud: Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing which wrestler, or any wrestler so prepared and so dedicated, can long endure. We will meet on a great battlefield in the Palace of Auburn Hills. I will come to dedicate a portion of this battlefield to the memory of those who here will give it their all so that they might become Mr. ICW. It is of course, all together proper that I should do so.

Big Al Stud: But in a smaller sense, I cannot dedicate- I cannot contemplate- i cannot save Johnny Blaze. This brave man, now living soon dead, will struggle here, have consecrated it, far above all your poor power to even fathom. The world will little note, nor long remember the wrestlers who lose here. Such as Sniper and Sean Aspinall, but it can never forget what I am going to say here. It is for me, the winning, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which all these men will fight to better themselves and the company. It is better, ah who the fuck really cares about this shit?!

Stud tosses down the microphone, only for it to make a very shrill noise for all the people in teh audience. He then kicks over the podium, and the shodly made rack just snaps. Stud then rips off the top hat and throws it on the ground. He then walks up and steps on the hat, so it flips inside out to be bright and glittery...like it double for a reusable new years eve hat. Stud then rips off his very expensive tux, ruining it after wearing it just one time for 10 minutes. Under the tux he has on his wrestling gear and a Big Al Stud T-Shirt, which goes quite nicely with his dress shoes.

Big Al Stud: I mean really who the fuck am I kidding. That was obviously the worst idea ever by man. But you know what, that idea is only going to be the worst idea ever by man for just a brief period of time. That is soon going to be passed up by the moronic idea of Johnny Blaze to think that he can step into the ring with someone the likes of Big Al Stud. I mean that is just plain ignorant to think such a thing. Now, as I was saying a minute ago...but this time in english. Almost three fuckin years ago the Spikers created this great federation we know as ICW. Land of me and some other guys. ICW is now involved in the greatest war ever. Its bigger than last year, as porven by the competition and upsets. People like Johnny Jacobsen upsetting established wrestlers such as Rage...though not shocking to me, proves how even this is. Even more so this year than last year anyone can win. We are truly in a great civil war of ICW, as no alliances are lasting in this tournament. I will break The Star's neck if I face him int eh finals. I will kill my good friend Patrick Webster just to better off my career, so there will be some major casualties. But I will not be one of them. There have already been some casualties, such as Reaper and Rage. The first casualty that I am going to add to this collection is going to be you Johnny Blaze. The really is no other way to spell it out for you, but I am going to beat you down. I have not been in ICW almost 20 months for nothing. I didn't pay my dues and win all the matches that I have won just to see some snot nosed rookie punk waltz in and win Mr. ICW for the second time in a row. I am going to do all that I can do to assure that never happens. What can I do, this year I am going to win the Mr. ICW tourny, starting with you Johnny Blaze. I am going to do something Johnny Jacobsen obviously cannot do, and that is beat you one on one in the middle of the ring while the stakes are high and the crowd is pumped. You see, I am the better wrestler of the tag team, which is a topic that you covered in your extremely dull, boring, lifeless, dry, raspy disgusting promo that everyone is now stupider for listening to. I am now going to respond to that shitty roleplay.

Big Al Stud: The most boring and pathetic roleplay of all the Mr. ICW tournament so far this year (and 2nd only to Max Power's promo last year) started of during Tuesday Night En Fuego. The wonderment that I had of how this promo was shown at the exact same time as Tuesday Night En Fuego just astounds me. But the thing that really baffles me, is how pathetic this was. I mean half of your promo was about me being a homosexual, and the other half was you walking around like you are God's gift to P.F. Flyers! So we skip some stuff that supposedly happened on TNEF, like a fucking week ago...but the stuff never really happened. It was obviously some computer generated stuff where You paraded around the ring like you won the Stanley Cup, when really you won a little curtain jurker match. But of course, your little mod-chip crowd is dissapointed to see that you didnt win with your finisher for some reason, as if they were happy to see Johnny Jacobsen (whos is in the major face stable fool) lose...which is of course, highly unlikely. So then Alex Tyler, the man who is tied with Big Al Stud for the best first name in all of wrestling today. Second only to King Harley Race back in the day. Anyway, Alex Tyler stopped you Johnny and you are like ah wow, I'm all suprised a cool named guy like Alex Tyler would stop and interview me. Then he asked you for an interview and you were all like hey, I want to watch Big Al Stud's match. Looks like someone reallu pulled a fast one. Yeah it was me. I pulled one over the eyes of Rage, you, Mr. S, Max Powers, Patrick Webster, Ice, Jade Shocker, no one knew about it. Actually I stand before you corrected...The Shanghai Kid knew about it, and Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen knew about it. Anyway, back to your promo...unlike some certain potato looking people, I don't stray away from the subject often...nor do I attempt to talk about other people to make my promos seem really lengthy. I mean in the first five minutes, you attempted horribly to try to make fun of Alex Tyler for "pretending" he has an interview with Patrick Webster and King Crasher. I mean what you don't really know is that these men are no differant than you or me. Well, no differant than me. You don't know these kind of things because you are an insignificant newbie. You see, I have beaten both of these men, more than likely on more than one occasion, but thats beside the point. Now, about 10 minutes into your roleplay, you actually started to talk about anything that has any significance of any kind at all. It would embarass me to be you...it really would. Actually, ten minutes into the promo, you still weren't talking about anythingof importance, but you were in fact getting warmer. You started talking nonsense about my stable. Starting with Crasher, and calling IT Idiots in Tights. That is a very clever idea Johnny Blaze...and its origionality, although the name really sucks, is kind of lacking. I mean "Idiots in Tights" is so 14 months ago that I don't even want to get into it right now. Then you pulled out another great and origional comment that I warned everyone that you would do, you called me Big Al Stud. Then you trashed a couple other members of IT...and finally, about one fourth of the way through the promo, you started talking about anything at all...

Big Al Stud: Johnny Blaze, from the way that you talk about me and Johnny Jacobsen's strictly heterosexual tag teaming...I would begin to beleive that you are a homophobe...straight up, pardon the pun. But serious, first thing is first. I am not gay, I can tell you that all night long. If you do not beleive that, you can ask Super Ho (not that you know who that is) and she can verify that...as can many other women around North America. Now, I cannot say that Johnny Jacobsen is not a homosexual, because I am not him, and I do not make his sexual preferances or decisions. Buuuuuut, I don't think that he is or anything. And if he was, would that make you think any less of him Blaze? Would you not wrestle a man just because he was a homosexual? Does that make a man any less dangerous? Cowboy was openly gay and he was an ICW Internet Champion. He was a good wrestler. You are not a good wrestler, nor have you ever been INternet Champion. Therefore, Cowboy was better than you...and he was gay. You can gay-bash all you want, but it is not only irrelevant but illogical. Sexual preferance has nothing to do with in ring preformance, or really promo preformance. The only thing that sexual preferance has to do with anything, is your sexual relationships. I am obviously a lot more secure with my sexuality that I can cover such a topic like this, and put over gay people...as apposed to you saying derrogitory inflamitory comments about the homosexual community. Johnny Blaze, I am not, but it is 100% okay to be gay. It is not good to be a homophobe like you obviously are, and I suggest that you try to get over this, because it is unhealthy. Remember that great friend you had in grade school? He might have been gay, and you would have never known it. Homosexuals are not bad people, not bad wrestlers, not bad friends, and I think you need to get over this and get on with your fucking life!

Big Al Stud: So then the gay bashing ended with you claiming that IT is an openly gay stable...even though its not. But feel free to say all the moronic things that you want, and lie lie lie away. So then we get back to this long ass boring promo and to everyone's dismay it is only about one third done. Then all the ICW fans are like "ah kick ass we get to see a little big al stud" but it was just my hoax. But it is nice enough of you to try to show my whole match and all my backstage sements in order to try to make your little promo look all big, long, and magnificent. First my backstage segment where I told Rage that it was not me who attacked him...which was later proven to be true. Your little response to this segment included many things such as even more gay bashing...congradulations...you are EXTREMELY ORIGIONAL! First of all, Johnny Jacobsen and I were not cuddling or any bullshit you might try to say...and its blatantly obvious to all of the viewers that we are not even making physical contact. YOu trying to lie about such things is just boring and pathetic in my opinion. But Johnny Blaze, I assure you that I am a man of my word. I am not going to come out here and spout out a bunch of lies, much like you just did when you said that Johnny Jacosben and I were cuddling. You obviously just lie so much, that you make up stoires without even knowing that you do that. Its kinda funny, my little brother used to do that when he was like ten. I mean sure you are a grown man...but back to the topic I am a man of my word. I gave Rage my word that I did not attack him, and obviously I didnt. And now I am giving my word out to all of my fans that I am not going to let some punk rookie like Johnny Blaze beat me and knock me out of the Shattered Innocence Tournament in the first round. Then you tried to show my match in your promo, to try to make it less boring, but a lot longer. But oh no, haha shits on you because my match did not go down, and you thought that it would. So you can just suck my dick as what needed to happen did happen. I was given the burden of trying to make the US Title look respectable, and Rage didn't walk out thinking he was hot shit.

Big Al Stud: So Blaze started talking about that little segment, cause it wasnt really a match. He said that he really was looking forward to seeing that match. Frankly, I don't really care because I am not in this industry to make friends, or to entertain Johnny Blaze. I am in this buisness to win, to make money, to get titles, and to entertain the fans. So Blaze, if you were truly looking forward to that match, I suppose that is really just to bad for you eh? You talked about all you saw was Rage get his ass kicked by two people who are not myself. Well if you did not know, I am a very smart man. I am smarter than you, and I am a better man than you. I was so smart that basically I got two people to do my work for me. I mean if I would have faced Rage, I would have won and become an eight time united states champion...and it would just be really boring. In the process, however, I would have been attacked by Rage. Of course, he would get some offense in on Big Al Stud...no matter how good I am, that is just a given. So basically after you had a match, and I didnt really...I come into our match at one hundred percent as you come in slightly worse for wear...and that is another benefit for good ole SMART Big Al Stud. He then talked about how he thinks about the United States is better than Canada...and I suppose that is tuly better than gay bashing. Then he talked about my background, and if you dont know my background...look it up. If you do, and you saw his promo, it will not further your life any more to hear it again. Johnny Blaze then talked about the tag team of star studded. Star Studded is without a doubt a superior tag team than 90% of all the teams ever in ICW history, and it is atop his game. Now matter what he says there are two major things. One of which is that we don't care, if its not broke don't fix it. And the second thing is that this does not matter Blaze. This is not Star Studded, the obviously not equal leveled tag team champions. This is about Big Al Stud vs Johnny Blaze, one on one...and thats all there is to it. Then there was some more gay bashing going around, even though I am not homsexual. Again I was called slanderous things such as faggot by Blaze...and I could very easily take him to court over this inflamatoury thing.

Big Al Stud: Then Alex Tyler amazingly came to the rescue of Johnny Blaze before the homosexual community filed a mega law suit and Mr. S fired him faster than he can spell Blaze-Up. Alex Tyler walked in the two guys just chatted for a while. No I am not going to be a Johnny Blaze stylist and be like "those two gay fags pulled a 66 and had gay chit chat for a while. They are butt-buddies." They talked about a lot of meaningless things, thats just what it came down to. Finally a couple minutes later Alex Tyler started asking the hard questions. Like things about our match instead of Johnny Jacobsen, or bringing a camera crew along with him. Even when asked if he was disapointed to find out he was facing a big star like Big Al Stud, he avoided the subject and talked about Johnny Jacobsen. It is as if he is so damn nervous and scared the he just wants to avoid anything having to do with the Canadian Devastator. Half way through his answer to a question that was about ME!!!, he finally said my fucking name. He again called me gay. Well ho fuckin hum. Then he said he was gonna do everyone a favor and beat me up because I am the gayest wrestler in ICW. Is it me or did we run out of things to say in the first 5 sentances in this long, boring, repetative promo? So you have lethal fists Blaze, big deal we aint boxin. I have something more lethal than any man's fists...a great mind. Cause I read books, a gift you can open again and again. ;-) Anyway, I am a smart wrestler, and that is how I win my matches. It is not all about bashing someone's head in with punches, its about dodging those punches, and countering te attack with someone much more punishing...like a headlock or a dop toe hold. Then there were a few more gay phrases that were not so hidden in there...I'm sure anyone can find them if they want to.

Big Al Stud: Guess what, as if anyone cared...Johnny Blaze is not scared of facing BIg Al Stud. He is not even worried in the slightest bit. But oh yeah he should be...he should sure as hell be worried. I am a very dangerous man, you can ask some former ICW greats like Chris Jericho and Sting. I ended both of their careers. There is only but 3 or 4 wrestlers on the roster that have been here for size months that I have not beaten one, two, three in the middle of the ring. You had damn well be worried about fighting me Tuesday Night because I can, and I will beat you. Blaze then talked a whole bunch about how smart betting men would put their money him and stupid shit like that. I honestly didn't pay much attention to anything that he had to say because, well it was boring. One thing that I did catch, and it just tickled me pink with laughter...so to speak...was that Johnny Blaze said that he was not just any mid-card hardcore wrestler. Now, he did not thourouly explain this to anyone, but the reason he is not just any mid-card hardcore wrestler is because he is not in the midcard at all. If you didnt notice he is nothing but a mere curtain jerker...notice that he is the number seven ranked wrestler out of eight, and I am number 2 out of eight. Its really quite amusing to see that he thinks of himself...not even the hardcore champion...as a midcarder. Haha! Then he talked a little bit about being an underdog, and just when i noticed him make one good point, he talked about more gay bashing and me reading playboy. This is just immature and juvenile if you ask me. I mean when i was in seventh grade i made those kind of insults...but to see a grown mad do it, is just amusing.

Big Al Stud: Then Alex Tyler asked him a brilliant question of what he just answered not 12 seconds before he asked that question. With that question asked Johnny Blaze just decided it was in his best interests to be redundant and say the same thing over and over again repitavely. Much like my last sentace was I guess. Then after talking about how he isnt scared, and he is soooo confident that there is no way he can lose to me...he decides to start singing my praise. He says I'm the best competition in his wrestling career, and I find that kind of flattering, but not really. He is just contradicting what he said earlier and that is just plain stupid in my opinion. He talked about how he wasnt going to lose lying down, just a couple minutes after being so confident that he couldnt lose and he told people to bet the farms on him upsetting me. He then compaired himself to Max Powers, and I dont think he is any form of Powers. I see no flamboyancy, no humerous music, no polyester, and no tutu. To tell you the truth, since Wired Jack Troyer is no more...Max Powers is my new favorite wrestler! Johnny Blaze, you give Max Powers a bad name! Then after talking about how he was going to win Mr. ICW, he again stepped back down to reality and said that he might not even make it out of the first round, and if you ask me...there is truly a great possibility of that happening because I am so good. The rest of his promo was pretty boring and crappy, so it is truly not worthy to be responded to, so I am going to leave you with some closing remarks.

Big Al Stud: In conclusion to have to do the most boring thing in the world, excluding watching Johnny Blaze's promos, analyzing Johnny Blaze's promo...I would like to leave you with a little bit of strategy. You see, I feel comfortable with telling you all my strategy for when I face Johnny Blaze, even if he hears it...which he probably will. You see, even with Blaze knowing my strategy I don't think that he can beat me. I am a seven time united states champion, no one else in the history of ICW can truthfuly say that about themselves. I have done it all in ICW, former World Champion, former seven time seven time seven time US Champion, former IC champion. I was and am still the best Canadian Champion ever. I am a current anf former three time tag team champion. Two of these times I have been part of some of the most dominate teams in two man tag team history. Star Studded, and teaming with Patrick Webster. I have made it into the hall of fame. But there are two more things I have not done, and would like to do. I want the crown of Mr. ICW 2002. I want to Main Event WrestleRage III, and those things come hand in hand. I don't think there is anyway that Johnny Blaze wants this half as much as I do, and we will see Tuesday Night. But back to the strategy. Everyone thinks that I am going to walk into this match all over confident and shit, but really I might. I am going to make damn sure that I bring my head down to earth because I know that Johnny Blaze is a dangerous man. And everyone who knows me, knows that I am a very laid back, easy going guy. But that shit flies out the window in the Mr. ICW tournament. For the next 30 days everyone is going to see a Big Al Stud that has never before been seen. He wasn't even out here last year, and thats why I am not standing before you Mr. ICW. I am going to be rutheless and pull out all the stops. Grown men are going to cry at the beatings given out Tuesday Night. Maybe not just me beating Johnny Blaze up, but perhaps Johnny Blaze kicking my ass in the process. But the man will never pin me, for I will not give up. I am going to be rutheless in this match. The month of February is all about boosting your career in ICW, and thats what I am all about. If I have to break both of Blaze's legs, give him a concussion, or even end his wrestling career...I will not hesitate, because it has been my drean to Main Event WrestleRage, since almost 20 months ago when I debuted in ICW. With that said, I'll see you later Johnny Blaze...

With that Big Al Stud just plainly drops the mic in the middle of the ring as Papercut by LInkin Park starts to play. Stud signals at Johnny Jacobsen for his belts, and Johnny kindly places each belt of Big Al Stud's shoulder. Stud then steps over the pile of wood left in the ring and he exits the ring as ICW crew comes in to clean Stud's mess. Stud exits the arena looking very intense as if he wishes the match was startng right now...