The camera then shows up inside the home of ICW superstar, and former seven times united states champion...Big Al Stud. Al is walking around what appears to be his room. He has on a pair of black, baggy wind pants, but has on no shirt. Stud opens up his closet and looks around in his T-shirts. He pulls of a black Big Al Stud logoed shirt, and a couple more stumble down. He picks up one shirt and it is a Charles Woodson jersey shirt. He hangs it back up and he looks at the other shirt. He stares blankly at the shirt's logo, which the camera cannot see. Stud then sort of hangs the shirt arouond his neck and walks out of the room. He steps place into his family room and lies down on a couch. Stud notices the camera men, but somewhat ignores them and turns on the television. Stud flips around and sees that is the same old, same old. MTV is showing crappy television and no music, VH1 is showing crappy music and no television. Stud then turns off his tv and tosses the remote away from him in disgust. Stud looks at the camera and begins to speak.

Big Al Stud: What the fuck kind of shit is this? Why can't you Americans tell what good tv or good music is. Why can't I get much music from my house! Much music is good music. Music videos, that damn MTV has music videos around three in the damn morning. Do you think I want to see music videos at three in the morning? No, at three in the morning I am usually trying to be macking and attacking...hopefully with some hot blonde in that room that I was just in. Anyway, its is everyone's favorite time of the year in ICW. Tempers are at an all time high and no one can trsut anyone. It is time for the second annual Mr. ICW tournament. The first boring ass day of preliminaries are all done. Soon the second day will be finished, the good day. Tuesday is going to be the night that gets the ratings, because Big Al Stud is on the card. Sure I don't face anyone great like Pyro or Reaper...but Johnny Blaze is no pushover. Alright yes...Johnny Blaze is a push over. I only have one question before the match, and that question is who the hell is Johnny Blaze? I don't know any Johnny Blaze, no Johnny Blaze has ever come up to me backstage and introduced himself to the greatest north american champion ever. Does he even know who I am? He better know who I am. If he wants a little history lesson he can mosey on down to the ICW Hall of Fame. Johnny, there are pictures of me all over that place. Because I am that great, I am one of the select few that grace the walls of the ICW Hall of Fame. You are not there yet, but one day you will be. Tuesday is not your day, and I don't know if you realize that. I am going to spell it all out for you.

Big Al Stud: Blaze, you do know why ICW hired you to bring you up to the big time right? They hired you to get some more wrestlers so we could have a great Shattered Innocence Tourny. They brought you in to prepare the big dogs. Same with many others of the wrestlers. It just so happens that the big dog you got paired up with is me, Big Al Stud. Now, being a pathetic newbie you might not know about me, so I will spell some stuff out for you. I am a former ICW World Champion. I was atop the entire wrestling words back when you were in some pathetic minor leagues jobbing for chump change. I am the first, last, and only seven time united states champion! No one else can match those unprecidented numbers. Not you, not Pyro, not Reaper, not HHH...NO ONE! I have held my Canadian Title now for 4 months, though ICW wont agnowledge that, and have the second longest reign besides that. I am teh tag team champion Johnny. I doubt if you can even spell champion. Do you even understand the words that are comming out of my mouth? I am a great, celebrated wrestler in ICW. You are some newbie who, although you have talent, are merely nothing to me. You are the toilet that I piss in, matter of fact...I would not piss on you if you were ablaze. Get it, haha, cause your name is Jonny Blaze. Oh god I kill myself sometimes. But back to the matter at hand Johnny Blaze...who the fuck are you?

Big Al Stud: I had no clue who you where when i found out the match that I was scheduled in. I found out the match and I walked straight into Mr. S's office and I said "Mr. S, who the fuck is Johnny Blaze?" He went all high and mighty on the count that he doesn't like me cause I'm in IT. He said to go look at some film, cause you have been around for a couple weeks. I said I dont pay attention to the lower card shit and Mr. S tried to kick me out of his office. I'll admit it, there was a little scuffle, which explains the bloody nose I was sporting the other day. Yeah he eventually got me out of his office, but not before I took his coffee mug. And oh yeah, I still have his coffee mug, and you know what? I drink out of it now that it has been washed. But lets get back to shit match, and I am going to answer my own question of who the fuck is Johnny Blaze? I am going to tell you what I know of Johnny Blaze.

Big Al Stud: It appears as if Johnny Blaze grew up not far from where I did in Illinois. CHicago is only three or four miles from where I was rased. But that is wear the similarities essentially end. Johnny Blaze was some big time bareknuckle boxer. Who really cares about bare knuckle boxing? I don't see bare knuckle boxers on Conan O'brien...which I have been on. I don't see bare knuckle boxers on tv 2 times a week, which I am. I have never seen bare knuckle boxers headlining pay per views, and regular cards all over the nation. Why? Because no one gives a shit about bare knuckle boxing. You prolly were 2000 checkers champion, but that was not "bad ass enough", so you changed it bare knuckle boxing. Blaze ran little errands for the gang...big deal. Here is the part of Blaze's past that I find most interesting. Even more interesting than when he was previously involved in Internet Championship Wrestling. Johnny Blaze is another amazing graduate of the presegious OWF. Man I really wish that fed wouldnt have gone under, cause then we wouldnt be having all sorts of jokes running around here. Miller, Gerard, this guy, and more importantly Regulator. Bolt could have come though, Bolt was harsh! But theres a little bit of background on who the fuck is Johnny Blaze. But Johnny there was somethinig else I found especially interesting. You see, TNEF January 29th, you faced my boy Johnny Jacobsen. I watched that match very closely, including your promos...so I think I will do a little talking first about your promos, and then about your match.

Big Al Stud: It starts off with the new ICW standard, also known as a boring nonsense intro. But then he got down to buisness with what I would determine I good promo. Not Big Al Stud stamp of approval yet, but he is really getting there. In fact, it really took me by suprise that a "BARE KNUCKLE BOXER!!!!!" who looks like such an ignoramous, can actually speak using full sentances. I mean he is no super intalectual like I am, but he is suprising to say the least. A little blah blah later all he did was talk about how he is going to watch tape of every single Johnny Jacobsen match and promo. Now, being the moron that he looks like he is, and having an irrelevant appearance of a potato, he will probablly go on and on about how he is going to do the same thing before our Mr. ICW match. I mean, when he says this he will obviously not know what he is talking about. YOu see Johnny, I have been in ICW for over 19 months! That is about 7th or so of all the people in ICW, as I debuted just before Ice did. Now, if you can't tell, 19 months is more than a year and a half. Anyway, in that year and a half, I have probably had over 100 promos for over 50 matches. Some of these promos have been insanley long, such as one of the ones that I did for the team of the Shanghai Kid and El Oso waaaay back at Beach Brawl 2k1. And some of these matches have lasted well over an hour, like the first ever Iron man match at Escape From Reason I beleive. Also, some of these matches have really been the unorthodox, such as my scaffold match with Webster, or ICW's first TLC match against Rage. Really I bring new strategies into all of these matches, but I don't expect your potato looking ass to really understand that. Now, even in my standard matches there are sooo many more than you have had, or Jacobsen, or many many others in ICW. To say that you are going to first view every one of my countless promos, that in itself is just outlandish. And then to say you are going to do what you said you were gonna do for Johnny, thats just plain retarded. I don't see anyway possible in the time constraints that we have, for you to view all of my matches over and over again until you know all of my moves and the order that I do them in. Just think about it, its really quite humerous. You memorizing my vast array of moves and the randomness of the order that I do them in...haha! I mean there is hardly anyway that I see this imaginable. but back to your promo...

Big Al Stud: In the next topic, Big Al Stud was brought up many times. And if you didnt think I would have something to say about that, you not only look like a potato, but you are as ignorant as one as well. You called me Johnny Jacobsen's babysitter, as I have helped him win some of his matches. Let me set you straight, I am not only Johnny's tag team partner, but I am essentially his mentor as well. NOw, as his mentor there are certain things that I must do, one of them is to keep his confidence up. Now, instead of being like oh you were sooo close to winning, I figured I would just help him out a little bit and get him a win "on his own" to boost his confidence. And really, what is Mr. S gonna do, fine me? Its not like he doesnt pay me millions. Is he going to fire one of his top stars? No! Who would fire everyone's favorite wrestler and greatest North American Champion ever? Potato-oley, if you would...I am not even going to go there. You used a very observant example of when I cam down to the ring to hit Maniac Miller in the head with a steel chair to help the star win. Well there are obviously more than one reasons that I did it. I mean sure it helped out my tag team partner, but it also took Maniac Miller out with a super-sever concussion or something. At least thats what his quack doctor called it. And then Miller was not in the stables title match for Control Factor...not that it mattered at all. Then he pulled out the clever, origional, witty, comment about some little cartoon for children...Big Gay Al. Now Blaze, that is really clever. Big Gay Al, oh haha, that gets me every time. But I mean can't anyone think of anything origional to say. I mean every single newbie and idiot that I have faced in ICW has used it. You, bolt all those kinda guys used it. Regulator...another of OWF's finest. And idiots like the Volcano and Reaper have said it. I mean really, does it get to me? No, there is nothing wrong with homosexuals really. It would not take away from my wrestling ability if I prefered the stink over the pink. I mean rumor is that Max Powers and Cowboy are living together at the top of some hill, but Max Powers is still a very dangerous tutu wearing individual. SO I am going to let the clever Big Gay Al coment just slip right by, as it is no importance to me, and flusters me not.

Big Al Stud: Then in the next stanza, Mr. Popular Big Al Stud is there again. Talking about Johnny either bribing me to be his parter, or saying he would suck my dick for six months. Now, there again is that homophobic wizzard Johnny Blaze being scared of gay people. You are really lucky I don't sick Max Powers on you Blaze. He will do it to you, fighting that is. Anyway, neither of those things really happened Blaze. What it is, is I had everyone in ICW to pick out of, yes you, Mr. Kreeper, all of them. I saw the most potential in the Star Johnny Jacobsen, and I appraoched him in the back, and Star Studded was formed and later joined in with IT. Then Blaze called me gay. But of course, there would be nothing homosexual about letting Jacobsen suck my dick, even though he does not...and as far as I know, does not wish to do so. You see, it is not really gay to let a guy suck your dick...A guys mouth is probably the same as a girls mouth. Now, it would make Johnny be pretty flaming, but not me...so learn what you are talking about homophobic potato-oley. And no, winning the tag team titles with perhaps a sub-par partner from everyone that I could have picked, is not the biggest accomplishment in my career. Neither is beating Bolt and Maniac Miller in a tag title defense. Its not losing to Jade Shocker at WrestleRage2, and it is not declining a shot at the US Title. If you were not so ignorant as if someone beat you with a blunt rock in the back of your head at age 2, then you would know that being the first and only 6 and then 7 time United States Champion, and making ICW's Hall of Fame are my greatest wrestling accomplishments. I don't expect your newbie ass to know, mostly because you are dumb, that I have won the tag titles with a partner even worse than Johnny Jacobsen already. Does the name Andrew Smooth ring a bell, probably not. Blaze said the tag team division is pathetic. Well Johnny Blaze I really question if you have the ability to pick any tag partner. Oh, and then try to beat some of the great tag teams around. TWO, when they were around were a great team. Reaping Powers is a good team. Chairsman and Pyro is a better team. And Star Studded is the best team. I guarantee that you could not even beat us with the late Joe Max...RIP. Blaze then talked nothing more about me in his first promo, so I will move onto his second promo...

Big Al Stud: In the second one he started off talking to some friend about how hard a matc I would be, and he should train extra hard. And from what I understand the guy said he should just back down and save a black eye and a bloody nose. So then Blaze said no he doesnt want to and changed the subject to how easy his match with The Star, Johnny Jacobsen was giong to be. Johnny Blaze can really fit in to ICW, as the unadaption from OWF has really gone well. He has the boring unimportant illogical, not having to do with anything promo intro is great. This guy has a real gift of putting people to sleep while he walks around and talks to people not about his next match, but about going to movies saturday night and some chick having PMS. But I'll tell you what, that bridgette, she was alright. Anyway...take not Johnny I am going to talk about our match! Blaze then started talking about Jacobsen matches and said that I am the backbone of the team, and it was proven in the elimination match where I eliminated not Rage, but also SHanghai Kid after Johnny was eliminated. And then just as soon as his promo had started, and gotten to his actual match...his promo was over. Johnny Blaze you better not try this shit when you face me, because I will have none of that. You had first better talk about me in your promos, and then bring your A+ game if you want to andvance in the Mr. ICW tournament.

Big Al Stud: And speaking of bringing your A game, it seems to me that is what you did with your "marquee" match-up with Johnny Jacobsen for just a measly shot at the Hardcore Title. Big deal, you won a curtain jerker match. Anyway, I did a little scouting of your big match where you beat my tag team parter, in what some people deam an upset, but I have no opinion on the subject. You see, I planted a little thought into Johnny's mind, and made sure he knew that he could outsmart you, and that is just what he did in the begining of your match. You never thought he would come out of the crowd and attack you. And you never know what a crazy guy like me is going to do. No, i might come down from atop the spiker Tron while bumping et this guy a woman or something like that. I might come down to the ring on a moped and spit on your boot. Really it doesn't matter because everyone is going to be on the edge of their seets as if its a Max Powers intro. But back to your match with The Star. Right away you got back to the offensive, but think that is what is going to happen against me. You are not going to just make a lucky break and get on top of things early. Why is that? Because I am not a rookie like Johnny, and I don't make those rookie mistakes. I am a seasoned ICW veteran, and I am an established wrestler worldwide. I not just have a vast array of diction, but also of wrestling moves. You are going to have no idea what is going to be thrown at you next, but after it comes...you will know how badly a good wrestler can beat a good fighter anyday of the week...especially in a wrestling match. Thats what this is, a wrestling match. Not some bare knuckle bullshit boxing. I am a wrestler...and a damn good one at that. I am going to out wrestle you, and make you tap out, cry uncle, call mercy, and all that jazz. Then you proved your vast inexperience that if Johnny can capitolize on, than I could do it twice as effictively. If you try clibing atop a ladder like a dumb ass, I'll put you through the spanish, english, german, dutch, portugese, and ebonics table. But not the french, because canadians are better than you, and they don't deserve that. But there will be one other differance from after you make a mistake. Unlike Jacobsen, I know how to put a wrestler away. I have put away the greats like HHH, Pyro, Sting, Webster...and I have likewise put away some younger legends in the makings, like Rage, Shanghai Kid, Jade Shocker, and Joe Max RIP. If you make some pussy ass youthful mistake, it will be the End of The Line, haha my old stable, for you and your hopes of being Mr. ICW 2002. But look on the bright side, there may always be 2003 for ya. But then we get to the most pathetic part of your match, and perhaps your young career in general. The way that you won this match is outright disapointing to a man of my calibur. As great as you think that you are, you should not need Mr. Kreeper to come down to the ring and hit The Star with a steel chair. And one other little tidbit about your match. You notice how Kreeper hit both of you with te chair, and put you atop of Jacobsen, thats because he knows that you are week. He would much rather face you for his title, especially after I beat you down in the first round of the Mr. ICW 2002 tournament. Just some food for thought Johnny.

Big Al Stud: The next subject I would like to move onto between myself and Johnny Blaze is our contrast of styles. Blaze, if you have not notied from all of your supposed tape watching, that you and I have very differant styles. You know that you were just a mere bare knuckle boxer, while I am a legitamatly trained wrestling machine. I was in Stu Hart's dungeon for a while, but not an extended period of time. Of course it is not because I was too god or anything, but me and Stud didnt get along. Stu Hart is an old dick! Anyway, everyone knows that a techincal wrestler is going to beat down a boxer in a standard wrestling match...not even comparing our ICW backgrounds. This is not brawl for all damnit! Ah that brings back horrible memories...next topic.

Big Al Stud: Well before I depart, I want to review the First Night of Mr. ICW 2002, and predict what will happen in the second. Lets travel back in time one day, to Friday Night Riot of February 1st. I see Friday being the true night of upsets, because I don't see so many happening on Tuesday. Anyway, a little Friday Night Riot Mr. ICW 2002 recap is on the way, for those of us that missed it. And if you missed it...that was basically a PPV...why the fuck did u miss it?!

Big Al Stud: So back to Tuesday. The first match of the night was also the best match of the night. Buuuuuut, it was the first upset of the night also. Reaper took Crazzzy Gerard to his limit, and Gerard to Reapr to his. I want to first commend both wrestlers on such an excellent match. Then I want to say Gerard, conradulations on winning your match, maybe I'll see you soon in the semis or quarter finals or even the finals of the Mr. ICW tournament at Shattered Innocence. After all that said, I wanna stick my tongue out at Reaper. Reaper, first you lost your chance at getting to the second round and you know what...it is all fitting. Aside from basically not doing anything in the past eleven months, you are the one who took me out of Mr. ICW last year. And you did it cheaply, with the use of a damn steel chair! It really serves you right not to make it out of the first round the next year in a change of fortune. After that match, my great stablemate Savage dominated Mike Lindsay. It was so lopsided, that the match hardly even deserves comment. Next came big upset number two, but this one was a little bit less than the last one. This battle of two hall of famers, Chairsman beat Ice. Not many expected it, but everyone knew that Chairsman could do it, because he really had it in him. Max Powers then beat Dragon in the battle of the cowboy wannabes. I fell asleep three times during this boring match. And twenty bucks says Powers don't got it anymore and he can't win it again. One match after that was the absolute shock of the night! Rage faced off with Johnny Jacobsen and the number 7 Jacobsen became the only number seven to win in the first round. I just feel sorry for Blaze because he beat The Star, and he won't make it out of the first round while Johnny Jacobsen did. And lastly on the card Patrick Webster went crazy on that damn Brian Brisbane, but who cares because I am going to go crazy on Johnny Blaze the likes of which will make Patrick Webster look like the powder puff girls. Big Al Stud lies back and the camera fades singaling not the jus thte end of a great promo, but a great outro...