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Big Al Stud is walking around, and then he stops and starts talking.
Big Al Stud: Hey Shanghai Kid, I saw what you said about me in your promo. And I also heard that you called me a real bitch when u heard I did not care about this match. Now, you heard I didn't care about this match...because I told you this and everyone else. I made this statement up to the public. Now, at this point in time, I have decided that I do in fact want this match. No, not because I want the shot at the US Title for the eigth time. Not just because I don't want to defend the tag team titles against you and Rage...who are a formatable team of course. The reason is soley...one hundred percent because you called me a bitch in front of everyone. This is going to teach you and everyone else in ICW what you do and don't do to me. Now for soley this reason I am going to respond to your little pathetic promo.
Big Al Stud: You talked a little bit about Black Sunday...so I guess I'll give you my input on Black Sunday. 2002 has so far been the opposite of 2001, as I reversed both of my fortunes at this Black Sunday. I'll admit it Rage was the better man on that given Sunday. But every other time, 3 other singles matches, and 2 more tag matches...I have been the better man. It is hard to beat a guy 6 times in a row. And I am now going for number four against the Shanghai Kid. I am going to get number four...for the sole reason that I am really pissed off. And then in the stables title match I made it so far...but one this is that I am just one man, and I cannot carry my team against about 10 other men single handidly. Anyway, I will carry myself to a big victory over the Shanghai Kid.
Big Al Stud: Now to the match with Shanghai Kid. You are right, it does seem like over the past month you have only been facing me. It seems like in the last two months I have been facing TWO in tag and singles matches over and over again. Until Black Sunday I was about 9-0 or so against you two. Hardly shabby odds if you ask me. So I guess what I am trying to say, is that really while you say all month you have been facing Big Al Stud in matches. I say that over the passed month I have been pinning the Shanghai Kid over and over and over again. You claim this has a really high stipulation, and so you are going to win. Now, you fail to realize we have had three title matches you idiot. This is only for a shot at a title. These are hardly stipulations compared to our other matches. I beat you for the tag, then the stables, and then defended the tag team titles against you. For those of us that don't know the situation that this match engraves upon both me and Skid, I will spell them out for you all. If I were to win, which I can tell you right now I am going to...I get a rematch with Rage for the United States Title. Now, I do not really want this shot, nor did I ask for it. I have the best title there is, and Rage got stuck with the ladder of the...ladder so to speak. I have the great Canadian Title, as he is stuck with the lowly United States strap. But if somehow Shanghai Kid pulls off what I would really deem an upset, as would many other people...him and Rage would get like their five billionth title shot against the great and legitamite tag team champions of the woooooorld, Star Studded. But that is not going to happen now. Now, I know that Shanghai Kid doesnt exactlly have his heart set on winning the tag team titles, beause he has now left the Rage World Order and thus, is not on great frequencies with Rage himself. I know that Skid would rather have a shot at the United States Title, so even if they do win...I could perhaps see them not even wanting the title shot.
Big Al Stud: But back to the match that is at hand. Now, the Shanghai Kid has admitted that I have beaten him, not exactlly kicked his ass so to speak, but ended up with the victory in each and every endevor. That takes a big man to say that, but it also takes a big man to beat me. So really we dont know which one Shanghai Kid is...we will see tonight. Shanghai Kid is right, I have already been a seven time United States Champion, and I am ready to move on. But certain individuals...namely Mr. S...would like to see other older talent keep getting shots. He loves to see Volcano, Ice, Reaper, and Pyro in the main events over and over again. He is essentially trying to drive the fans away. But not me, not Skid, not Jacobsen, not Rage...we are putting on great preformances without being given a push or anything that we deserve. But Shanghai Kid, even if I have the slightest bit of respect for you...you called me a bitch, so I will have to commence with the beatdown. I am going to get this shit over with and beat you like I have beaten you so many times before. Skid says that I am not the kind of guy who can go one month strong...but I am really going to be going strong and really take it to you Shanghai. You will see why I am truly the number one man in ICW. You have seen it three times this month and you will see it tonight. You will also see it at Shattered Innocence as I am already going out on a limb and predicting that Big Al Stud is going to walk out Mr. ICW 2002! Now after what I last said that Skid said...he went on to a lot of boring bullshit. I don't really care to go into it, because I damn near fell asleep listening to midcard icon this, TWO that, someone about me making him hot. That shit is worse than having Crazzzy Gerard running around naked in your promo. That is fuckin disturbing!
Big Al Stud: Anyway, unlike you I am not just going to get off subject and ramble on about a bunch of bullshit boring crap about shit that has nothing at all to do with my...excuse me...our match. It is not going to be a wrestling match, unlike what I usually try to bring to ICW. This is going to be a brawl, even though that is not the kind of match I enjoy or look to get into. I want to brawl for once Skid. I want to just beat the shit out of you like I have yet to do so far. I mean I have already done it to you grade A, 100% in a wrestling match. That was when I took you United States Title after you so valliantly held it for 95 days. Then I beat you in a triple threat tag team match to take the tag titles you so dilligantly defended for three days, a record I might add. After that I beat you yet again in a simple tag match proving who is the better of the two teams. And seeing how I carry my team, I just proved that I am better than both the Shanghai Kid and Rage. But this is a singles match Shanghai Kid. I am not going to trash you, I have said before and will likely say again...you are a good. No you are not good, you are a great singles wrestler. Not a great person...and that is what is going to be your downfall not in just this match, not just in ICW, but it will haunt you for the rest of your life. But in this match, you are good and you are confident. Skill can only get you so far, which is displayed by good people that dont make it anywhere. Luck has something to do with it, as you see about Mr ICW Max Powers and his quick drift back down to lower card action. And confidence has alot to do with it. You have two of those, but I dont think you have the luck down yet. If you haven't noticed I have lady luck on my side all month, and I don't think 2 little PPV losses are going to scare her away. I know that she is still there and I am going to win again. I am a winner Shanghai...and I am going to win!
Big Al Stud looks into the camera ready for his big match with the shanghai kid. He then continues to walk around, though there is no setting or anything. It is as if he is walking around in front of an endless black screen.
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