Terry Gregory: This man disgusts me, look at how he desigrates the Canadian Title by wearing it around hi waste.

The Charter: Actually Terry, many people consideer Big Al Stud to not just be the greatest United States Champion, but also the greatest Canadian Champion ICW has ever seen.

Paul Stevens: Yeah, but I agree with Terry that Big Al Stud should not be wearing the title the he STOLE around the ring as if he won the title in the ICW ring.

Stud is about to get into the ring and he yells out that heis missing someone and turns around towards the SpikerTron. Johnny Jacobsen's music, which sounds like Teen Spirit from Nirvana starts to play and the fans get up again. Jacobsen then walks out with his Tag Team Championship and holding a couple of microphones in one of his hands. Star Studded then gets into the ring together and walk to the middle. As the crowd starts to die down, Stud and Jacobsen start talking back and forth.

Big Al Stud: Whats up Johnny. I like that tag team strap that you have around your shoulder right there. Hey look, I have one also. But seriously though, it is obvious that we are the greatest team RIGHT NOW in ICW...as we have these tag team straps. The gold is around the waste of Star Studded, if you know what I am getting at right now. Now we look at many other teams right now in ICW...who simply cannot be the best, because they don't have these belts around their wastes. There is the Kliq, The Eliminators, Rage and Chairsman, Jay Miller and Mike Action, and especially Rage and the Shanghai Kid. I mean sure these guys had a breif stint as the top team in ICW, but that set a record that was set well over 2 years ago. It was beleived to be damn near impossible to break this record, or even come close. No one ever thought that anyone could come even close to the extreme measures of sucking that are Reverend Fig and Pastor Joey Cagle...the boring Desciples of Truth. But Rage and Shanghai Kid proved to suck just as much, if not more than the Desciples of Truth as they tied the record for a massive 3 day title reign. Now, this is such a small reign, that even a man with my history of title reigns can just sit back and laugh. Ha...Ha

Johnny Jacobsen: Hey, if their reign was fourty times as long as it was...then they would have beaten the all time record for LONGEST reign. Even just a mere thirty nine times would have tied the record. Either way, they are back and they want more. You know that they are hungry. But I don't know about you, but I am not about to let them take this one piece of gold from around my waste.

Big Al Stud: Haha yeah, you only have one title. Anyway, you still have to focus on James Max for that much deserved and highly anticipated Hardcore Title Match at Black Sunday.

Johnn Jacobsen: Yes true, but that is neither here nor there. Anyway, we will both be triple champions at that point because thanks to Pyro and King Crasher, we got the shot at the stables titles as well. I mean I know alot of big rapper like platinum, but we are going to be decked out in all kinds of gold. But speaking of gold, I am living the great life. I chilled with Hulk Hogan one day, and then the next Bret Hart called me. I was chilling up in his house in Canada, and he was like...so your tag teaming with Big Al Stud...a great representative and champion of Canada now a days eh?

Big Al Stud: Ah no way!

Johnny Jacobsen: Yeah your right I just made that one up for kicks. But anyway, what do you think about Rage and the Shanghai Kid...those are the people who we are facing again for the tag team straps right?

Big Al Stud: Ouch, but yeah that is who we are facing. I just have one thing to say really. Can someone else get a chance? I mean Jay Miller and Mike Action wanted a shot at us, I would have loved to face theme to prove who is a real tag team around here. The Kliq has been great stables and tag team champions before...and possibly could be again if they could ever get a shot. I even heard that Deacon said he was going to find a partner and want another shot at me and my boy over here. And this would make for great TV, but instead we are copying old story lines, from fucking a week and a half ago and pitting Star Studded against the infamous team of Rage and the Shanghai Kid. Now, lets take a look back into the volt of great ICW tag team champions. The first that probably comes to most peoples minds are IV. The Innovators of Violence were not just great tag team champions, but also great Stables Champions. Anyway, they were basically a group of alot of great wrestlers like the Main Event was. But many people passed the titles aroudn. Like the Rock, C4, HHH, and many many more. I think my hero Psycho Dragon might have even gotten in on the tag team titles with IV. Next many people might think of another over rated tag team HATE. Again many people held the title in this stable as Debois and Joe Max won the titles. Max Powers along with some more people passed these titles around like an untalented IV. Then you will all think of the greatest two man tag team ever in ICW, the Main Event. Me and Patrick Webster made up the greatest duo in ICW's history. But me and Patty's reign might end up flushed down the shitter kinda like his career after he loses this World Title again. You see, the reason of such activites comming from my mouth is because me and Johnny Jacobsen...Star Studded if you will...are the best tag team ever to be graced upon the eyes of the ICW fans, staff, wrestlers, and everyone around the world in general. We are not going to be losing the titles anytime soon, and why is that Johnny?

Johnny Jacobsen: Well Al, as many of us in the hollywood area would say...it is not in the script. When big time stars like you or I walk around, and into this "Shark Pond" we are going to leave everyone in our paths starstruct.

Big Al Stud: Thats right Johnny. Everyone is going to see the two biggest stars in ICW history walk into the San Jose Arena with teh tag team straps...and I will have the North American Titles...and we are going to walk out with the tag team titles. I mean, he is the greatest success story actor gone wrestler. I am the greatest and current North American Champion ever in ICW. I mean, the only title that I have not held is the mexico titlle, and we all know there is no mexico title because mexico sucks. Mexico is poor and thus they cant afford to be represented fully with an ICW belt. The belt would be worthy of those quarter machines outside of wal mart. It would have fake gold, with more of a bronze tint...and a plether strap. No one in their right mind would want the Mexican Title...it'd basically be like the Hardcore Title of ICW. Who would want that?

Hey, your looking at a man who wants that title and I plan on getting in this Sunday Night in Atlanta, GA.

Big Al Stud: Oh shit I forgot. Anyway, speaking of HOTlanta, I am going to have to defend a title again when I face Rage again for my United States Title. We look to see a preview of this match Tuesday Night...please allow me to explain. Lets look back to when we beat the record setting tag team champions two weeks ago. I dragged Shanghai Kid into the ring and hit a huge Devastation Device and it could have been over. But I figured we could add insult to injury to the Shanghai Kid, because as we both...well everyone knows...the man prdies himself too much. That is of course I nice way of saying that he has a huge ego. So what would hurt an ego maniac aside from just beating the piss out of him and D-Devicing him across the ring. Ah, letting the rookie get the pin over him and take way his tag team title like it is nothing. So I signaled to Johnny to hit an elbow dorp right through the heart and ego of the Shanghai Kid, and he pinned him one, two three in the middle of the ICW squared circle. You don't think that was embarrassing...well it was. Perhaps even moreso then getting pinned in the middle of the ring after being given your own finishing manuever. Cause that happened to Skid just a few days later when I dropped him right on the back of his head and neck, nearly breaking it and ending his career just because I can. And I can break your neck tonight Shanghai, with just the snap of my fingers and your neck. But don't you think that damn near deflated his giant head and hurt his pride and irrepitable amount? I know it did, and when you hear my words Shanghai...you know it did also. I think that you might as well just forget about comming to the ring in San Jose tonight because you are going to be laughed right back to Tailand...or where ever the fuck the Shanghai Kid is from.

Johnny Jacobsen: Virginia...he's from Virginia...

Big Al Stud: Oh well that just makes perfect sense. The Shanghai Kid is from fuckin Virginia, anyway...back to the mockery that is the career as of late...of the Shanghai Kid. You see he is very frusterated at me, and JOhnny, and even at himself. He was pinned many times costing him and Rage a couple of titles, and such things. Big Al Stud and Johnny Jacobsen are just itching to beat him down for the third time in as many tries. Now which do you all think is more embarrising, losing the US Title to your own finisher, or losing to a rookie in like his fourth match...from a move that isn't even his or her respected finisher? Thats right it is the latter of the choices. So I think that the Shanghai Kid is more or less going to focus on you Johnny, so I suggest that you go and study some tapes of the Skid, because he is very good and a very dangerous man. You will truly have you work cut out for you, even if youa re one half of Star Studded. Speaking of tag team names, I think I thought of an adequate name for you guys...its just an over used catch phrase that the Shanghai Kid uses all the time...and it is lackluster. ANyway, before I lost my train of thought. I think I was discussing about how Johnny, you would have to be focussing on the Shanghai Kid tonight, because he will be gunning for you. Another reason this is going to have to be our strategy is because Rage is going to be all over me like stink on Max Power's momma's backside. I mean you know he wants to take every illegal chance, and every little oppotunity to cheat and try to take me out, so not only can he win the Tag Titles that much more easily, but he can capture my United States Title. Anotehr possible scenario, is that they try to take you out early, and double team you early...trying to get you out. This would be the case so that they can try to beat me down because again Rage faces me...and lets face it, I am more likely to be a big factor also in the stables title match. But back to Rage, I want Rage...He is not going to make it to Black Sunday, but I am going to. I will walk in unblemeshed and beat Rage like the dog that he is. There is not a snowball's chance in hell that I am going to let that son of a bitch walk out of Atlanta with my title. Not a chance. So you stick to Skid, and I'll make sure the Rage never emerges again.

Johnny Jacobsen: Beat the hell out of the Shanghai Kid...AGAIN. Alright, that comes down as a big ten four. But really, does it matter which one I take?

Big Al Stud: Well...when you get right down to the major issues I don't really think that is. There are really two reasons. One reason is because it has been proven that though Skid and Rage are great singles wrestlers...it has been proven that I am by far superior to both of them in singles matches. How has this proven is what you are all thinking... Well for that question I have a great and legitamite reason. You see, not only have I beaten Rage, not one...not two...but at least three straight times in singles and fatal fourway matches, but he had a chance the fourth time, and could not get the job done. I know Rage is really gunning for me because deep down he knows that in a fair match there is no way that he can beat me one on one. It has been proven. He will do whatever it takes to try to take me out before the Pay Per View and get the belt handed to him, or perhaps have an easy match against your favorite Canadian Devastator...Big Al Stud. Also I assume Rage is kind of mad after they lost the titles to us in our last match, and he tried to jump me from behind...but it did not work out. I beat him down like a little red headed, black haired araibian step child that he very truly could be. Now, it has also been proven that the Shanghai Kid is also slightly inferior to my wrestling skills because when we played our little game for this United States Title, he came up just a little bit short. I am not going to say that SHanghai Kid sucks, because he doesn't. It took every ounce of strength that I had to keep going in the match, to continue. It took alot of herat and determination, and somehow I came out on top. The Shanghai Kid, though I really strongly dislike him, is a very good athelete and when he gets his rematch for the US Title...notice I said when, because I am a fighting champion...the outcome might come out entirely differant. The Shanghai Kid does in fact have a great chance of beating me, as it was proven a while ago that we are essentially even in the ring. Maybe had the match gone another five minutes it would have been a differant outcome...but that can only be speculated now. Just as the way that Star Studded is going to torture the RWO's finest can only be speculated at the time being...because not even we know how we are going to hurt our opponents untill we really get reeling.

Johnny Jacobsen: Well, what do you think about the type of match that we are gonig to be going into. I am still new in ICW and I don't know everything there is to know about the wrestlers or the matches. Who do you think this favors and so on?

Big Al Stud: This is a tag team elimination match, so really it is like a fatal fourway where there are teams. When you lose, your partner is left alone. This is really benefiting tag team strengths...the likes of which we excell in excellently. Anyway, this is not really benefiting our style of fundamental tag team work. I mean if something where to happen in which we dominated the tag team aspects of the game like we tend to do, and pin them...they essentially get a second chance in a handicapped match. This handicapped match style would benefit the singles styles of either Rage or the Shanghai Kid, or quite possibly me if you decide to get eliminated...cause I know I dont plan on it. In which case it would sort of demolish the chances of a good fundamental tag team style ass kicking. Lets be realistic though Johnny, you are teaming with a hall of famer...and you have only had 6 matches. You know that I am not going to let you down because we know that I can beat Rage and the Shanghai Kid, not to mention I am a great tag team wrestler...perhaps one of the best in ICW history. But we do not know so much about you. You did beat Maniac Miller...who? Maniac Miller. Anyway that was a nice feat and a great accomplishment, but Rage and Shanghai Kid are very dangerous people. I would predict realistically that either of these guys would more than likely beat you one on one in what would more than likely turn out to be either a good, or a great match. Now, judging just from this factor, because I don't really want to go alot deaper into this, I would determine us the underdogs in this match...even though we go in as the tag team champions.

Big Al Stud: Now, I am going to respond to Rage's first promo about this tag team title match. He came out the other night just flapping his jaws like he alwasy does. Yeah I flap a little bit also, but like the great words of the immortal poet Kid Rock...I aint braggin if you can back it up. And let me tell you, I can sure as hell back it up...and the RWO knows this for sure, first hand as a matter of fact. First he started talking about his 6 months in 2001, and who gives a shit? This is supposed to be a promo about me and Johnny Jacobsen...get that through your think ass skull. Rage then talked about the TWO is going to be the best tag team ever. Well first they would have to beat me and Patrick Webster and I dont see me or Pat teaming again in any future...especially the near future. But what kind of name is the TWO, c'mon Rage TWO sounds just awefully pathetic if you ask me. Tag Team World Order, that is just not only unorigional, but flat out moronic. Rage says that he and Skid have more charisma then Johnny and I, and that might be true. In fact I know that it is true in my case, I am not some cocky arrogant charasmatic wrestler...but Johnny is. Before you guys talk about how you are the best at everything, you need to do a little bit of research. I mean would you guys wear these goofy ass glasses he has, no. Cause you are not charasmatic...you are long haired asians. Rage then talked about how I am better than him, but beating him is a fluke. It baffles me the way he can just contradict what he has previously said so many times, because that is just what he does. Aparently me beating Skid in a grueling 25 minute plus match was also a fluke. Rage...if I did a school boy after he dominated the match and got a quick count...that would be a fluke. But two D-Devices and a Shanghai Drop...that is no fluke at all. He then talked about Johnny and how Johnny is a rookie, and he sucks. I am not going to lie...he is a rokie, but he doesnt exactlly suck. Rage, Skid has already felt his wrath...and your "lucking out" by getting me tonight, cause that comment pissed him off. He talked about wanting the world title, I am not going to comment because everyone knows what I think about all the world title politics that goes around, and I do not like them at all. When you see a wrestler of my calibur...in ICW for 15+ months and only get one title shot. And when I didnt even lose the title, I dont even get a remtach, thats straight up BS. A little more blah blah blah and then Rage gets to everyone's favorite...Big Al Stud. I am obviously the most loved wrestler...Rage loves me, Skid loves me, Cano loves me...Max Powers, dont even get me started on that guy.

Big Al Stud: Rage started talking about me, the main guy he has to worry about...finally. And what to I see to my dismay, but Rage uses the exact same words that he used last time we faced each other. Thats bullshit Rage, and just for that I will make sure that you dont win, and you dont walk...into the PPV. Now this unorigionality really pisses me off, so I am going to move to the Shanghai Kid.

Big Al Stud: Shanghai Kid cut a few promos, so I might not have time to respond to all three, so I will just start with number one. The promo started with Skid and Rage talking, just like most of his promos do...and Shanghai Kid didn't want to over rate me...much like Rage admeriably said that I was one of the most underrated wrestlers in ICW. Now these guys claim to be on the same page but one is a cheater, and neither of them can agree on a simple matter that I am a great star...hence the HOF induction. This promo was really getting boring as it was essentially just a long conversation that seemingly would never end...and also would never cover anything worth covering. So the Shanghai Kid...from Virginia, has a cousin named peggy sue. This is springer insenst type shit, not ICW promo type shit. Take it elsewhere and let your fighting do the talking like I always try to do. So, the conversation threesome eventually ended with nothing said...much like the promo.

Big Al Stud: Then came the Shanghai Kid's second promo which was seemingly a much better promo. Of course it was surely not Big Al Stud caliber, notice me saying seemingly not definately. Shanghai talked first about me beating him for the United States Title, and suprisingly he did it in a respectable manner and he gets just that, I respect what he was saying. He wasn't making BS excusese, he admitted that I was the better man that night, just like maybe one night he will be better. Then he started blaiming all of the beautiful people out here, all of Big Al Studs many many fans. I can't beleive he would go and do anything such as that, because now there will have to be excess carnage in the ring and perhaps I might have to really break his neck, not make it look like I did. I will leave him laying for the third time in a row, and Rage for the 5th time in 2 months. He talked about Rage getting the big title rematch for his, and that he cares not because RWO is a cohesive unit. We know the real storry JOhnny. We know that Shanghai Kid was too scared to come and get his rematch. I told Mr. S AND Crasher I wanted him again because he took me to my limit. He didnt want me to push him to near fatality again, because I damn near killed both of us in that ring. I am a dangerous man, I might not win...but I will make sure that I teach both of these men at least a little bit of respect in this tag team title match. Skid and Becca then started talking a whole bunch about the Pay Per View and really it became quite boring for one reason and one reason only...because it wasnt about me. Shanghai Kid's last third of his promo was essentially about nothing, just as the second third was about the PPV, and his first third was flat out boring and crappy.

Big Al Stud: I don't know what the fuck his third promo was all about. It was not about me, because I can't even spell drug lord. That was all fictional and stolen from some piss poor pathetic mob movie. It was a pathetic movie type promo that in reality had nothing at all to do with Big Al Stud. Also I assure you I would not give those pieces of shit green cards if they paid me to.

Big Al Stud: Now for his 4th and final promo...another piece of shit. Rage came out and said he compliments me on complimenting him and Rage. But does that egotistical piece of shit admit that perhaps I am just better than them? No. He just talks about how he cant beleive we beat them, and then blaimed it on Julian...the poor sole. Julian did nothing Skid, you attacked him when the match was getting out of hand just so you could have an excuse when you got the rematch. Maybe if you say Julian got in the way...I still wont beleive you. Shanghai Kid started resaying things he has said in his past, but unlike Rage he was smart enough to paraphrase his words, and not get busted like a 10 year olds first nut. Skid just said I was a dinosaur and I was way passed my prime. In this case Skid, you have an aweful prime since you clame to be in it. I mean you just lost two titles in a row to a man who has been well passed his prime. Shanghai then complimented me about my great strategy on TNEF...and I want to say one thing that is RARELY ever said in ICW. Thank you shanghai kid. And I would like to admit that you had one hullofa lengthy 95 day reign, a reign that I probablly will not be able to ever catch...but you know what...the fact of the matter is that I won and you didnt. Nah nah nah nah. If i wasn't so busy talking I'd stick my tongue out at you. Anyway...he started talking about Johnny Jacobsen again, and really it is not my buisness to respond to such things because I am not you...much like youa re not me Johnny.

Johnny Jacobsen just nods his head and Papercut by Linkin Park starts to play symblozing that Stud is out of time to cut another promo, and he starts to head back stage. The camera then fades to clips of Max Powers ice skating from two days ago. Haha, he is good. Like he has been doing it his whole life.