The camera then shows up in some ice skating rink in San Jose, California. Stud is there, with a bunch of little kids. They are skating around playing a friendly game of hockey. Stud is "dribbling" the puck around, and dekes one kid so badly he falls to the ground. Stud spins a circle right around another kid and then does a hard wrister. It bounces off the adolescent goalies chest and he falls to the ground in pain. Stud then charges in and pounds the goal home over the goalie's limp body. Stud then starts parading around the rink celebrating his goal. HE taunts the little kids acting as if his stick is a sword and then a bow and arrow. A litte kid then walks up and taps Stud on the back to tell him that he needed to get ready for the face off. Stud turns around and throws down his stick. He pulls the kids shirt up over his head and punches the kid in the face. The kid falls in a heap and then poor Stud has realized what he did in a competative rage. He then skates off the rink with all the little kids following except the knocked out one and the goalie who still lies clutching his chest. Then Max Powers finally gets his turn and he skates out onto the ice in his frilly pink tutu and he starts figure skating around. He does some axes and such as all the ladies check him out, smiling and pointing as if they were making fun of him...but we know better.

Stud then changes into shoes and starts walking around town where he meets with the Charter, who has been sent to interview Big Al Stud for this sure to be epic tag team title match.

The Charter: Well Al, I haven't really been on speaking terms with you in almost a year. I mean if we look a year ago, I was your manager, and you went on to be very succesful with me in your courner. Then you left and still were succesful...teaching me that my managing went out on a high note and I did what I could do. Thus, I no longer manage. But now lets get to some particulars, the first thing I would like to do is congradulate you on winning your historic 7th United States Title against one of the people you face this Tuesday...The Shanghai Kid.

Big Al Stud: Well thanks Charter...That really means alot comming from a great proffessional and in my opinion, the best announcer in the buisness. But lets discuss this match again. By discuss I of course mean that I am going to talk and talk and talk. Lets get right to the match, it was me vs the Shanghai Kid in what seems to be one of the top non-Pay Per View matches of the year. One of the only matches that I see contending is the World Title match between me and Ice back in July when I devestation Deviced him from atop a ladder down to the ring to capture my first and only United States Title Match. This was without a doubt one of the best United States Title Matches ever. Even though I dont want to say it, and it pains me so much to say it, this match really could have gone either way. There were times in the match when I wondered to myself, do I even have it anymore, can I beat the new US Champions. I think the real reason that I won, is because I had a great strategy going into this match, unlike the Shanghai Kid. You see, I am a thinking man's wrestler, and I did alot of thinking myself backstage in preparation for this match. You see, I realized that the Shanghai Kid was well over 40 pounds heavier than myself, so I couldn't really out power him. I would have to out wrestle the Shanghai Kid. Now, I am obviously a very sound technical wrestler, more than likely I am better than the Shanghai Kid, but he is very good himself. I needed a backup plan for just incase I could not pound him to the mat and use my vast variations of multiple submission manuevers to beat him into submission. Essentially this is going to be the same strategy I have to use at this tag match. But my back up plan, obviously was to take out the bigger man's legs which I of course did...to perfectly...like I do everything else. On multiple occasions this more than likely saved me from defeat, as not once but twice the Shanghai Kid set me up for the brutal Shanghai Drop. Now, I know that I am the only person in the history of ICW and I beleive the history of the Shanghai Kid, to kick out of the Shanghai Drop. I mean, perhaps I would have been able to kick out of the first Shanghai Drop, but I know 99% for a fact that I would not be able to kick out of two Shanghai Drops...even with the great prize of my 7th United States Title Reign. Now, with this point being brought up, the point of kicking out of two Shanghai Drops. I want to give some props right now to the Shanghai Kid because he did just that...he kicked out of not one, but two Devastation Devices, and I was almost to go for the third one. But then a revalation came over me, that clearly the Devastation Device was not working, because Shanghai Kid knew how to fall or whatnot. So I decided to do the last thing that the Shanghai Kid thought I would do, and that was to use his own move, the last move he thought I would ever try to do, except the German Penis Grab. Now, I will tell you...the reason that he did not kick out is not just because I beat the piss out of his for damn near twenty minutes, but also because he has invented a great finisher. Either way he shares the same fate this Tuesday as he did last Tuesday and the Friday before that.

The Charter: Alright, that was a very estute description of what happened in the match. You basically hit every note, so we can get on to my next subject I guess. Lets get on to your opinion on this tag team who you are going into the ring to face in your first defense. You are going to face Rage and the Shanghai Kid in an elimination tag team title match.

Big Al Stud: Yeah alright, we have faced these guys before. I am one and zero against the "dynamic" duo of Rage and the Shanghai Kid. I mean when you just look at the surface or even just the match itself, they are sooo far inferior...that, well I can't even think of anything worth of a clever catch phrase to insert there. Lets look at the names of the teams, oh excuse me. Rage and Shanghai Kid don't have a clever and witty name. They are not STAR STUDDED!!! They are not cool, they are not a real tag team. You don't have a name...therefore you are inelligable to defeat the tag team champions who have not only a clever...but a witty tag team name. I mean we are Star Studded, you guys are Rage and Shanghai Kid. If you cannot see why the fans cheer for us, then you are down right foolish. We have a tag team name, Star Studded...you have a boring and bland name such as Rage/Shanghai Kid. I mean look at the great tag teams in the history of wrestling...they have tag team names. The Hart Foundation, The Brittish Bulldogs, The Demolition, The Killer Bees, Money Inc, and the list continues. There have been really crappy teams that didn't have tag team names...such as you two. I mean sure you guys won the tag titles...with a record breaking reign I might add. But that really doesn't mean anything.

The Charter: That record title reign you are referring to...what are you talking about.

Big Al Stud: Yeah, you haven't heard? Shanghai Kid was all about setting an ICW record with my United States Title for going for the longest reign. He was so obsorbed in this little quest of sorts that he didn't even notice that he DID set a title reign record for length. When you look allthe way down to length, you notice that the Shanghai Kid will ALWAYS come up short, if you know I mean...as will Rage. These two no tag team name jobbers have tied the record that will more than likely stand for quite some time...perhaps even forever. I mean for once in quite some time, I am now able to make fun of someone else for a short title reign. And this one wasn't even half of a week. This was an enourmis three day tag team title reign for Rage and the Shanghai Kid. Three days is just pathetic for a tag reaing and I think that just beacuse they held it so short, they shouldn't even be in this match up, for the titles anyway. Perhaps a non title match.

The Charter: What do you think is a major factor contributing to the breifness of the title reign of Shanghai Kid and Rage?

Big Al Stud: For one, they are in the worst stable since Vengeance...the Rage World Order. But lets get serious here for a moment. Rage and the Shanghai Kid are most definately two of the most up and comming, and already established superstars in Internet Championship Wrestling. But that does not make a great tag team. Did Axe and Smash become great singles wrestlers? Were Road Dogg and Billy Gunn good singles wrestlers? Was X-Pac ever any good, or did he have an angle? I mean lets think about it for a while. Can Pyro win a match that does not have title or PPV implications? Again we can sit around and ponder. But frankly, I am not going to deny it...Rage and the Shanghai Kid are both great great singles competitors and they will likely be in the Hall Of Fame one day. Perhaps there greatness will carry them once again to be tag team champions in the future.

The Charter: Well, do you think their great in ring ability will be able to carry them over Star Studded in this tag team elimination match?

Big Al Stud: Well, essentially...this is quite a good possibility. I mean not only are these guys great, but they lucked out and got the kind of match that would benefit them the most. I mean the elimination match is by far more of a singles based match up than a tag team work match that me and Johnny would far excell in that type of match. For those of you whom don't know...Johnny Jacobsen and myself are undefeated in tag team matches for all of this month. And a little bit of food for thought is that throughout the entire month of January...I have yet to lose. I have had a double DQ, but I have never lost. And I have been booked on every single card to my knowledge. Now Charter, I think I am going to head out to the San Jose Arena and cut a little promo in front of all my fans...because unlike our opponents...some of us do have fans.

Stud lays his cocky little face smile in front of the camera, with his nice pearly whites. Stud and Charter then both get up and start shaking hands and a little swarm of kids...prolly about the age of 1st grade our so come running. AND THEY HAVE BASEBALL BATS. Stud has heard rumors about their deadliness, so he runs away in terror.