Big Al Stud: Yeah, Shanghai I saw your little RPs that you have so far, and I am going to respond to them just a little bit. Lets just skip your little pathetic "intro" and get right into the beef of what you had to say. Shanghai talked about the weather a little bit, and who really cares? Then he decided to talk about what happened this week in ICW. I mean. if anyone really wanted to know this, there would still be a pathetic ICW newsletter that was rumored to be going around by some jokes. Shanghai Kid then started bitching and moaning, two of his highest qualities I might add, about the booking of this match...which I predicted that he would and held true to my words. But what pisses off the Shanghai Kid is that I don't deserve this title shot!?! I mean that in itself is horse shit, because I have done more in ICW history in just this passed year than he can even dream of doing in his whole life, let alone in a years time. Skid said that I have not done anything worthy of getting this title shot, so I will name all of the thing that I did. I beat HHH 2x, Rage 2x, Pyro 2x...one of which was at a PPV, beat Julian and Blizzard 2x, beat Rage again, beat Reaper, beat Volcano...but those last 2 did not go down in the books as so, and then I beat Shanghai Kid and Rage for the tag team titles. Now if that doesn't validate my credentials for being the #1 contendor at this title shit...then you are just plain think headed Skid. I mean I beat you down for crying out loud. Shanghai then started to rip on my stable and how I am not the leader...much like he is not the leader of RWO. But is he quick to point this out? No, Shanghai Kid is either so egotistical that he cannot see his own faults, or he is just too scared to admit that he has them, for fear of what the people will think. SKid said that my career has been flushed down the toilet. But if that is true, then why am I back where I was, wrestling for the United States Title? Why did I beat the Shanghai Kid just four days ago and give him the Devastation Device? I mean the things he says are just so illogical and irrelivant that it just proves him wrong in his accusations that he is in fact smarter than Big Al Stud. Now, I am not going to argue this mute point not only because I dont want to, but I just dont have the time. Yes, the tag team titles are the first titles that I have won in about 3 or 4 months, because when I was MAIN EVENTING...I got injured and lost the US Title, and I am about to win it back just a month into my comeback, something I assure you that you could not do Skid.

Big Al Stud: Shanghai then talked about how old I am. And comepared me to chairsman. Shanghai Chairsman is not in this match and neither is anyone else, I am in this match and you are in this match. My tender age of 22 is not realy an object of importance nor is yours, or chairsman. The main differance is that I am good and he is not as good. I am not out of my prime no matter how many times you would like to try to point that out in vein, of course. HE talked about how great the Shanghai Drop was, much like he does with the same quotes every match. The shanghai drop is good, but it is not great. I beleive I am the only pereson ever to kick out of the Shanghai Drop, and you know what...I can kick out of that unorigional move again if I have to. You talk about how I cant win. YOu thought that I wouldn't be able to win on Friday, and guess what...I found a way to win. I like to think that is one of my better attributes. I am not one of the best looking men, and I try to put on the best looking matches. But really, as long as I win that is what it comes down to in my book. Its not about how nice I look, or how pretty my wins are, as long as I get the win...I am content with that. When I get the win and the United States Title for the seventh time, I will be more than content. For once I will be extatic. He talked about my tag team with Webster, and the control factor...but thats not important because this is a singles match. Shanghai talked about wanting to break Ice's record and i Care not for that., HE talked about me wanting to get the 7th reign, and that all of my reigns have been very short. Which if you saw my earlier promos, you know that I said he would do that...so I was expecting that and I am not really going to get intro great detail about that feat.

Big Al Stud: Then came the Shanghai Kid's second interview for this epic title match. I think that this match truly has a chance at being one of wrestling's all time great matches, let alone just one of ICW's best matches. Without a doubt this could be the best one on one United States Match ever because I plan on taking Shanghai and US Title to a whole new level...and I only expect the same from him. The promo started with Skid and Rage talking, like most all of his promos do...and like I warned everybody that one of his promos would start off. And like I said, they would be bitching at why we beat them and how much of a bullshit match that was, and this is. So they departed, and then waht happened. Shanghai continued to bitch to anyone that would listen...namely Mr. S. Now this is also a very trivial matter to the United States Title Match with me, cause thats what it was supposed to be about. SO I am essentially not going to cover that topic. Then 50% of the way through his whole damn promo time, he started talking about important issues that really mattered for once. This is in fact the only issue that matters in ICW...and that is me. But in his interview, he started talking AGAIN about the tag team titles. Skid, get over it. We dominated you then and we are going to dominate you again. It is just that simple. GET OVER IT, the better team obviously won, with the way that we dominated you. Skid you then talked a whole bunch about this supposed conspiracy theory against you. About how Mr. S booked the match to get that title off of you. Well the way I see it you can focus your attention away from Mr. S and notice that it is far more likely that in fact my buisness associate and close personal friend COMMISSIONER Crasher booked this match as a reward for doing so well against you in the tag team match. Skid then said that none of my IT friends are going to get in the match. I cannot say for sure if that is right or wrong, since I dont think for them. But obviously Shanghai Kid doesnt know what hes talking about or think for his stable because he said they would not get involved. Rage said when I asked him about that match...that he would most definately see to it that the Shanghai Kid won the match, and/or kept the United States Title. SO I am calling you out Shanghai, as a low down dirty rotten LIAR! You said that I have no confidence, but I dont see how you are one to judge whether or not I have confidence. I have all the confidence in the world going into this match because I just wiped the floor with you and wipped your ass like cream. And deap down inside I know that I can easily do that again and take away another one of your titles, becomming the first ever seven time seven time seven time champion in ICW, and proving once again that I am the best United States Champion ever in ICW. He talked about tag titles again, and then about the troubles of the Rage World Order...in which I am YET AGAIN not going to comment on. No matter how many times he talks about them, I am not. Now, I am going to leave you with one last closing statement...I dont care about that yellow man...whoever you talked to. But just so you know, there is not one person, not a damn person excluding yourself calling you the greatest United States Champion ever. You dont have the most reigns, or the top two longest reigns, and you damn sure havent beaten anyone of US Title calliber yet. But this is your proving ground. I think that if you can beat me, Big Al Stud one on one in the middle of the ring. No outside help, no cheating...just mano y mano, then you will have your first beleiver and I will be the first wrestler to admit that perhaps you do have what it takes on your quest...to be the best. But WHEN I beat you one two...um...three in the middle of the ring after a violent devastation device, or I make you tap, then you will look back on this in a week, and recognize that I, Big Al Stud, am obviously the greatest US Champion ever, the greatest Canadian champion ever. And you will also know that I am better than you, and everyone else in INternet Championship Wrestling.

Stud then goes back to stretching for his match, and the camera fade to black and get ready for a big Tuesday Night En Fuego.