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To see the Alex Clauson special...aka Friday Night Riot recap, go read RP1 you savage. I mean I dont want to copy it and paste it.
The camera shows up again for another Big Al Stud promo. This time it shows up inside of a local family owned resteraunt in downtown Cleveland, Ohio. The camera then pans around to find Big Al Stud in the resteraunt. He is sitting at the tabel he requested, his lucky number 11. When you are a semi-famous person, you can get those kinds of fringe benefits. Al is sitting with another younger man (No he is not gay) who has been seen a couple times on ICW television, but not enough to know his name or anything. Stud is wearing some clothes so that hopefully not everyone in the resteraunt can notice who he is. He has on a silver Charles Woodson jersey and jeans. But to cover alot of his body up, he is wearing a long, leather jacket and a forwards Boston Red Sox hat, to cover his face. We now join Stud and his friend in mid coversation. The conversation is not suprisingly about to just drift towards ICW.
Friend: Yeah, so how are things going now a days in ICW?
Big Al Stud: Yeah David. Things are really giong great, better than I thought that they would since my comeback. I just beat 4 of who I would consider the top ten wrestlers in ICW to get the tag team titles. I mean this is my third time being a tag team champion, but its like a whole new thing this time, since comming back from injury and everything.
David: Yeah, so can you tell me what is the reason that you brought me all the way out to Cleveland, and why did u get my front row tickets in the center of the ring side isle? I mean you couldnt have brought me all the way out here just because you like this resteraunte. Speaking of the service is horrible, where is the waitress?
Then, as if on cue for that statement ;-), the waitress walks over to Al and David and gets their orders. David gets a cheeseburger with like a pound of meat, hes a pretty tall and kinda muscular build. Stud gets some spaghetti and then the waitress leaves, so they continue the discussion.
Big Al Stud: There was your waitress for you. Anyway, yeah this is a great resteraunt, I prefer the locally owned ones, they have good food and a great atmosphere. Anyway, back to your question...I fell like I'm being interviewed by Alex Tyler again. Anyway, the reason that I brought you here, all the way to Cleveland Ohio, is because I want you to be here because I am going to make history in ICW, and I want you to be here.
David: Well, if I am going to be there for your moral support, I would like for you to tell me why on earth am I gonna be there. How are you going to be making history in ICW?
Big Al Stud: Yeah, well you know that I am a six time United States Champion right? I am sure that I mentioned it to you once or twice. Or knowing me about three times every day I am with you. I mean what a great pick up line. Im all like gold, me too...I am a six time UNited States Champion. Thats just how it goes. Anyway, this Tuesday night I am going to be facing the Shanghai Kid for the title, and I will be going for my record seventh US title reign, that is something that no one has ever done in ICW. And I really really wanted this match to take place in the United Center, but its going to be at the Gund Arena, so I bough you a great seat to insure that you would be there to cheer me on, cause I need all the support that I can get.
David: Yeah man you know that I would be glad to come down to ringside and see you wrestle. Isn't shanghai that asian dude who used to suck real bad?
Then Al and David's food comes and interrupts them in mid sentance. The men get their food and eat it too, as that is what most poeple do in resteraunts. The camera then temporarily fades to black.
The camera then picks back up in the locker room of Star Studded. Big Al Stud and Johnny Jacobsen are sut sitting and talking, like great tag team strategists and tag team champions that they really are. Stud is wearing his wrestling gear, as he has changed from his dining. He is wearing his Big Al Stud T-shirt. He has both the Tag Team Title and the inactive Canadian Titles wrapped tightly around his waste. We now join Johnny Jacobsen and Stud in mid conversation, that is more than likely about to direct towards their upcomming matches on Tuesday Night En Fuego.
Johnny Jacobsen: Hey, looks like you have a real big title match this Tuesday. I mean I thought it was big stuff when we just got a shot at the tag team titles. I never thought that we could possibly be so successful so early.
Big Al Stud: Yeah but what you keep failing to realize is that I am no rookie in ICW. I have been here a year and a half, and what an 18 months it has been. But yeah what a sweet victory it was in just our second match ever as a tag team. Frankly in my opinion, and in the opinion of many other people, we beat the stables champions four on two. Now, to mere mortal men, this would have been impossible. I guess that means that you and I are not just good, but we are great. Now, a man that we beat...the Shanghai Kid...is going to lose another one of his titles, captivating at the Pay Per View when he loses his third title in 3 weeks to me, haha.
Johnny Jacobsen: Now, while I am on the subject...and before I forget. What is this I have heard from our leader Crasher about you being a former movie star like myself? I mean sure your movies were top shelf sellection, and mine were mega hollywood blockbusters...but please go into detail about this a little bit...
Big Al Stud: Oh yeah, that is just what it is...a rumor. I mean, that has yet to be verified. The day that someone can bring in a documentary about me being a so called pornography star, then I will condone there actions are legitamite and admit to this. But untill that day, they are just rumors and nothing more, nothing less.
Johnny Jacobsen: Well, I have got to go get ready for my big match with the former world champion Maniac Miller. The catch phrase stealing, joke stealing, non selling piece of crap. See ya later.
Big Al Stud: Wait, before I go I havea quick question for you. When it comes down to me and Shanghai Kid for the United States Title in the always dangerous Standard Match...who do you think will come out on top?
Johnn Jacobsen: Of course you are going to win, you are one half of the great Star Studded tag team. You're a tag team Champion, and a future Stables Champion. Big Al, there is no doubt in my mind that you will be able to beat Shanghai Kid and capture that seventh United States Title reign that you are so longing for...
Big Al Stud then gets up and gives Johnny Jacobsen a high five and he looks at his tag team and canadian gold. He then breathes down and polishes the belt with his fist and walks out of the locker room door. Stud then starts walking around the hallway looking for something to do. Big Al Stud looks down the hallway and sees Max Powerse walking around wearing a frilly pink tutu. Stud looks at him with a puzzled look and walks over towards Max Powers.
Max Powers: Who are you
Big Al Stud: Hey, you know damn well who I am. Maybe you can watch your mouth because your the one wearing the tutu Rocketman. Anyway, the reason I approached you is because I was just wondering who you think is going to win the United States Title match this Tuesday Night.
Max Powers: Who is in the match? Nah nah, I'm just playing. I know that it is you against the Shanghai Kid. Now, I have faced the Shanghai Kid a few times in United States Title matches, and I can give you some pointers if you want me to.
Big Al Stud: No, cause I plan on winning this match, I asked a simple question and it was who do you think is going to win the match?
Max Powers: Yeah you are right, I suck really badly...I should go to FWF or something. But you know, even though you hurt my little feelings, I think that you are going to walk away from the match with your seventh United States Title reign.
Stud thanks Max Powers and turns around. He looks down the hall and sees Max Powers's oponent at TNEF in a mid card IC Title match. This man is the Volcano. He runs up to Volcano and taps him on the shoulder. Volcano turns around and almost punches Stud in the face, but holds back.
Big Al Stud: Hey Rob, whats up? Now isnt that thrilling. Anyway, no hard feelings about making you tap and you being to scared to face me in a rematch. Regardless, I just wanted to know who you thought was going to win the United States Title Match between me and the Shanghai Kid this Tuesday Night.
Volcano: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, before you really start to get on my nerves, Ill answer your question if you just get out of my hair. Yeah, I think that my friend and stablemate the Shanghai Kid is going to kick your ass all over the Gund Arena, now if you will please leave me alone...
Volcano then continues his trip into the RWO locker room and he slams the RWO door right in Studs face while he was about to speak again. Then Rage comes walking out of the place with James Max. Stud then starts to talk to these guys before they can walk away.
Big Al Stud: Hey Rage and James. I have a question for you guys. Who do you think is going to win the United States Match between me and the Shanghai Kid this Tuesday?
Rage: Well I know that the Shanghai Kid is going to win the match, and do you know how I know this? I know this because I am going to make sure that he wins. I am going to do it because he is in the RWO and the RWO is 4 Liiiiiife brothah!!!
James Max: It really depends on the wrestler's day...some wrestlers have off days, but some have great days. James Max has had some experience with those, but luckily they weren't in title matches. But anyway, for this match I am going to have to say that the Shanghai Kid is going to win. Stud, you are a great wrestler, but the Kid did not take time off for an injury...but while you haven't exactlly been sucking since your return, I think ring rust is going to play a major part in this match, causing you to lose.
Big Al Stud: You think I have ring rust, Ill show you ring rust. I mean I havent lost any legitamite matches since my return. Why I outta, go ask some more people because right now I am down 3 to 1 in the poll.
Stud then turns around and starts paceing around the hall. He then turns a corner to wear the vending machines are. He looks and notices that Maniac Miller is punching the vending machine trying to get some free candy or something to that extent. Stud then approaches Johnny Jacobsen's opponent and asks him what he is doing. After some small talk about the amchine stealing Miller Time's dollar Stud busts out the question...
Big Al Stud: Hey dude, seeing how you know what it takes to be a big time champion in this federation, and I am wrestling in a big time match this tuesday. Who do you think is going to win between myself and teh Shanghai Kid?
Maniac Miller: Hmmm, am I in the match? If not I really don't care. But since you are in a stable that upposes the Rage World Order, I pick you. QUE? I said that I pick you to beat the Shanghai Kid.
Big Al Stud: WHO!? Im just kidding dude, anyway thanks for your input, do you know where I can find Ice at?
Maniac Miller: Yeah I think he is dropping a duece, you might not want to interupt, he brought two magazines with him, and he tends to get kinda violent.
Big Al Stud turns around with a disgusted look on his face and wonders to himself, how does Maniac Miller know so much about Ice and his fecesitual habits? Stud then starts walking around again and notices the fresh off of a comeback Chairsman getting a drink out of the water fountain. Stud walks over to where Chairsman is and he starts talking to him, and after some small talk, he asks Chairsman the same question he has been asking everyone else all day.
Big Al Stud: Hey Chairsman whats up, great comeback...hopefully it can be as successful as mine was. Now, comming from one new hall of famer to one old hall of famer, and two great United States and Canadian Champions, who do you think is going to win the big match up between me and the Shanghai Kid?
Chairsman: I don't realy care either way as long as that chink doesn't win. I mean I suppose that means that I am wanting/picking you to win this match in that case. So i wish you the best of luck Big Al Stud.
Big Al Stud: Thank you very much, that really means alot to me comming from an established wrestler such as yourself. I'll be seeing you around. Later.
Stud then turns around and sees Ice walking down to the Control Factor locker room, whisting and holding a couple of magazines. Stud approaches the man who used to be one of his best friends in Internet Championship Wrestling. Stud starts talking to him for a while, and then he pops the question...
Big Al Stud: Hey Ice, just out of curiosity...who do you think is going to win the big United States Title match between myself and your favorite wrestler in ICW, the Shanghai Kid for a belt that you and I helped make famous...the United States Title.
Ice: Well first lets get one thing clear...it should be me in there getting that big title shot and not you, cause you don't deserve it. But I will have to make due with this booking, and I predict that you are going to win this match. I will have to see to it because I see no way that the Shanghai Kid is going to break my unbreakable 109 day record reign as the United States title.
Stud then thanks his former great friend Ice. Stud then turns and walks back to where he came from, and walks into the IT locker room where Crasher is sitting in his executive Commissioner Chair. Stud walks up and sits in a lazy boy, and even asks the commish who he thinks is going to win.
Big Al Stud: Hey Chris, who is your pick in the big United States title. DO you really think that I have a chance to get my record setting seventh title reign?
Crasher: What do you think? I mean Shanghai Kid is the man. No, you bet your bloody arse that I think that you are going to win.
Big Al Stud: Well there you have it, I asked 8 people, and only 3 of those 8 people thought that Shanghai Kid was going to beat me. And of those three people, their votes hardly even count because they are in the same stable with the Shanghai Kid. This means a lot to me, because that means that all of my peers think that I am a good wrestler. I mean they know Shanghai Kid is good, and he has to be good, because he has held that great United States Title for ninety days. I mean sure he hasn't really faced the stiffest of competition, and he doesnt win any other matches exculding his title matches...but he held the title for over 90 days, and that really says something to some people. To me, it says that really he is not that good and he is not facing anyone else good. In fact the Shanghai kid is mediocre at best, and he is facing people that are, not only not US Title material, but he is facing people that are sub-mediocre. He has faced Max Powers god knows how many times, and Powers is best suited at the Internet or IC Title right now, or possibly wrestling mid card matches with not title implications at all. Shanghai Kid has faced Max Powers for a majority of his defenses, and this is a Max Powers who is as I said just 30 seconds ago...sub mediocre. But Shanghai Kid is finally going to face a worth opponent for that US Title. He is going to face the Canadian Devastator for that United States Title. I mean Chris, this is THE title that I made famous. I am the best United States Champion of the modern era, if not all time. I was also the best Canadian Champion, but that is another story. I mean, sure a little under a year ago I was in the process of getting the Canadian Title brought back to ICW...but this is essentially what I am doing right now with the United States Title.
Crasher: Please, do tell...
Big Al Stud: Yeah, I think that essentially the retired Canadian Title of 2000 holds more honor and prestigue than the United States Title right now in 2002. I mean right now the Shanghai Kid is holding the title, I mean he is a decent competitor, and he is beating some wrestlers more suited for lower off titles. The United States Title, is...well it used to be a title of great prestigue, back when great wrestlers like me, like Ice, like Pyro, Volcano, Reaper, and even you King Crasher. Great men have held this title with pride, dignity, and honor. Now just seeing the title around the Shanghai Kid disgusts me. I mean when I beat the Shanghai in the ring I am going to have to ask for a brand new title, because I will not be able to wash the stench of his nappy ass off of my belt. This is the belt the Pyro, Ice, and I made famous and it just pisses me off to see the Shanghai Kid disgracing the legacy of the United States Title. All over ICW, rookies have been quote enquote growing into their own and winning some major titles. Maniac Miller with the World and IC Title. Shanghai Kid with the United States Title. Rage with the World Title, and even Crazzzy Gerard with the Internet Title to some extent. But now I am feeling the need of a Renaissance of ICW. I mean we look and this transformation, and somewhat of a mass genocide of newbies title reigns have already started. Patrick Webster took the World Title from Maniac Miller, and it is going back to another great living legend of ICW...you King Crasher. Also, Maniac Miller's IC Title hopes slid down the drain when Mr. S unrightfully stripped him and then Volcano then gained his title unjustly, but he got the title. The transformation for the better has already started, and it will really cap off this Tuesday Night when I face Shanghai Kid, and beat him for the United States Title. The top three titles, along with the tag team titles will all be held by experienced ICW in ring veterans who have all been here for well over a year and have earned everything they have accomplished. Shanghai Kid, is a sneaky low down dirty wrestler...and I am well aware of that. But I am known as perhaps the biggest opportunist ICW has ever known in its entire existance and guess what...this US Title shot so soon is really a big opportunity. I intend to capitolize on this opportunity much like almost every other, and this is not just for me...but also for Ice and Pyro, and every other good United States Champion. They are all not as good as me of course, but there are other great United States Champions. Man, I am really feeling jacked up for this match, I think I am gonna go change into my gear and go down to the ring.
Crasher: Whatever floats your boat.
Stud then gets up and shakes hands with Commissioner Crasher before he leaves his office. Stud then turns and goes into his locker room as the camera temporarilly fades to black again
The camera comes back on in the Gund Arena in Cleveland Ohio where the fans are all in their seats watching some dark matches before the promising TNEF matches take place. Then, the lights die after a couple of perenial no namers leave the ringside area, and the fans get ready for someone big to come out. Papercut by Linkin Park then plays and the fans get on their feet (the hardcore fans that come for dark matches, not the ICW marks) and cheer for Big Al Stud. The spotlight shows Big Al Stud stepping out from the Spiker Tron entrance with his two belts around his waste and then Stud holds up his hands as the lights come back on in rhythm with his hands. Stud then starts walking down to the ring while high fiving all of his many fans. Stud then slides into the ring and pulls a mic out that was sticking out from his Tag Team Title. Stud then waits for the crowd to quiet down so he can talk to them.
Big Al Stud: So, I doubt that many if any of you were in the United Center this past Friday, but who watched it at home
Fans give a huge pop at the thought of Stud and Jacobsen capturing the tag team titles.
Yeah, I figured most of you fans must have watched the big match I had, I mean aside from the big main event and shocking endings along with Mr. S's return we stole the show. FNR has great ratings so I figured you all watched it. But you all saw me beat Rage, The Shanghai Kid, Julian, and Blizzard in a triple threat tag team title match. Now if all of you havent seen this match you should see it. This match has everything you want to see in a match. There was Big Al Stud, Jonny Jacobsen, us winning tag team titles, The Devastation Device, Shanghai and Julian going through a table, and Stud beating on Rage after the match. I mean what more could anyone possibly want? Well I will tell you what everyone could possibly want, I know all of my fans want to see more of Big Al Stud, more devastation devices, more of IT in general. And guess what, I would just like to make the huge announcement to everyone here in the Gund Arena, that all of you get to see more of Big Al Stud, you'll see more Devastation Devices, and you will see more of all four IT members. And if that is not enough good news for you all, I have even more. I am wrestling in singles action, against ICW's representative of the United States of America. Ironically the Shanghai Kid. Now, all of you Americans, do you like the Shanghai Kid representing your country by exploting your belt and taunting any challenger that fights for the belt? I know if I was born in the United States I would feel like he was quite a disgrace to the country. You know that someone like former six time six time six time six time United States Champion Big Al Stud would represent your country much better than someone like the Shanghai Kid would. And you all know that I am going to do this, just for you.
Big Al Stud: Frankly, when we get right down to it...I am a better wrestler than the Shanghai Kid. Notice I said wrestling, cause I know that is what this match is going to come down to. I said wrestler, cause thats what I am. Skid is really just a fighter, a brawler, a hardcore "wrestler." And thats not what this match is about. This is a STANDARD match, and that means that it has the standard or customary rules for the match. That means the match ends with a pinfall of three, or submission for the title to change hands. For those of you that don't know, I can and have won matches by both of those scenarios. Hell, I even made Volcano tap out, albiet a second after the timer was up. There is another thing about the crazy standard match...this has no time limit. Now, there are loopholes for Shanghai Kid to keep his title such as a Disqualification or count out, and I am going to have people here watching my back to be sure that nothing of the sort can happen. Those are your rules for this match, notice it is NOT HARDCORE. If I am hit with an illegal object, I am going to be highly pissed off. But will I want the win by disqualification? Hell to the nah, cause I don't win that way. And in a minor side note I won't get that US title that I have grown quite fond of over the years. I mean yeah I am sure that Shanghai Kid has grown fond of it in his slightly over 3 month rieng, but when I man has held something 6 times, such as me and the US Title, you just kinda have this bond with it, so I would hate to think what will happen after my seventh reign ends. Hopefully its about Beach Brawl by the time that happens, but lets not get into that subject for me.
Big Al Stud: Speaking of the bond I seem to share with the United States title, I know this may sound funny, but it seems that we were made for each other. I mean firstly the belt fits nicely around my waste, but thats not the point. I am referring to whatever I am doing in my career I seem to get a random US Title reign like when I got the belt when I first came. And then right after my World Title reign it seemed to plop right in my lap. But the US Title is NOT right for the shanghai kid. If not for the shear reason that he is chinease or japanese...hes asian we will leave it at that. I mean, at least he doesnt scramble around the ring with a towel on his head and come down to the ring on a camel like Rage...but Shanghai just doesn't look right with my title around his waste. But another reason is that he is just using the title to get what he wants. He is just using the title to get noticed. He wants to break Ice's record length title reign. Apparently the only way that he can do this is of course by only defending the title but just once or twice every three or four weeks. Not a good way to go about things in my opinion. The Shanghai Kid is also hoping to just use the US Title as a stepping stone and propel himself up to the world title status or at least make himself a so called main eventer in ICW...even though he never would make it into a great stable such as main event and he is stuck in such middle class stables as unholly alliance and Rage World Order. But Shanghai Kid will find out what it is like to be middle class and a second rate wrestling the the ring. Now Skid, I will see you tonight, and I will see al of the great ICW, IT, and Big Al Stud fans tonight also.
Papercut by Linkin park starts to play and stud leaves the ring as the camera fades
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