The ICW camera shows up inside the house of Big Al Stud in Toronto. Stud is just chilling like he tends to do when he isnt being forced to wrestle. Stud is sitting in his living room, lieing down on a very old, yet cumfortable, couch. Stud is just wearing what he wears around the house, a pair of black nike shorts, and a plain old t-shirt. Stud is watching Dogma and DVD and the movie is just in the middle of the movie, at of course, a funny part. Stud then notices the casually set up lighting and cameras as if ICW is sending him a message that he has to cut a killer promo, even though Stud can't cut a killer promo...but he will damn sure try.

Alex Tyler: Hello Big Al Stud, I have been sent by your boss and mine, Mr. S to interview you for your big United States Title match this Tuesday against the long time reigning champion, the Shanghai Kid.

Big Al Stud: Ah, my good buddy Mr. S is the one who sent you...great. I suppose Mr. S is going to act like he is the one that booked this match, but I of course, know better and I know that it was ICW's great and fair commissioner, #1 Contendor King Crasher. He is the fairest man that ICW has ever seen. I mean, some might say that hey, I just came back and I dont deserve to get a big time title match so soon, but please allow me to correct you and explain that I do truly deserve this major match so soon. Since my return, I am essentially undefeated in televised compotition. I mean the only times I lost was the big, bullshit like 20 man tag match for some reason that I can't even remember. And the other match I lost was a match that Mr. S told me before the card, that I was going to be unable to win the match, no matter what I did, and that was the match against Regulator and Reaper that eventually led to the crowning of Maniac Miller as the new ICW World Champion. Aside from those two unimportant instances, I haven't lost. And I have truly beaten a group of ICW's greatest in this month and a half. I beat HHH and Rage one on one. I beat HHH, Pyro, and Rage in a 4 way. I beat Pyro at the Pay Per View. I beat Julian and Blizzard in a tag match. I beat Rage, and had a draw where I won a half second later against both Volcano and Reaper at the starcade series. And then I topped off undoubtably the best comeback in ICW history when Johnny Jacobsen and I beat Julian/Blizzard and Rage/Shanghai Kid for the tag team titles. I mean, if that doesn't scream that I am not only as good as I was when I left, but I am in fact better than I was when I left. I mean, if someone says that I don't truly deserve this United States Title shot Alex, I not only encourage, but I expect that you inform them that I do deserve them and give them the real education that you just got about why I do deserve the shot.

Alex Tyler: Well, alright...but I wasn't going to say anything about you not deserving the title shot. But that is quite alright. Now I would like to firstly congradulate you on becomming a three time Tag Team Champion.

Big Al Stud: Yeah thanks, and for those of you that dont know, I am just the 5th person in ICW history to hold the Tag Team Titles a marvelous three times. Only the Rock, HHH, Pyro and Deacon have held the tag team titles 3 times. I mean, especially the marveslous Deacon, this is a very illustrious group. All of them hall of famers, and I forsee Deacon being inducted into the Hall of Fame the night before WrestleRage3. Now, of all these people, only me and Pyro held the tag team titles the three times, with three differant partners. That just shows how great a guy I must truly be. But the real significant part of this whole tag team title victory, is one of the main people that we beat. This one person that I am speaking to you of, is the Shanghai Kid. It was my main goal to make sure that the Shanghai Kid was defeated in this match, as I have never before beat him...untill last night. And if you noticed, I grabbed the Shanghai Kid and pulled him into the ring, and gave him the devastation device. I could have of course pinned him right then, but I decided to add insult to injury and let Johnny Jacobsen hit the flying elbow right through his heart, and pin him. Shanghai Kid was dominated by a mere rookie and newbie to ICW...Star Studded is the new tag team champions.

Alex Tyler: That is true, you guys pulled out all the stops in a great tag team battle that you were supremely outnumbered. Apparently you two were able to outsmart the other four compatants and walk out with a little bit of gold. Now, without your tag team partner, do you think that you will be able to do the same one on one against the Shanghai Kid?

Big Al Stud: Do I think that I will be able to outsmart the Shanghai Kid without Johnny Jacobsen? HAHAHA. I mean c'mon this is no great mind. This is not Makaveli, Napolean Bonevart, or any other great mind of war we are talking about. This is some little ugly masked man who smokes cigars, and thinks he is black. I mean, do I think that I can outsmart the Shanghai Kid. With a question like that I also have no doubt that I can outsmart you Tyler. I mean, Shanghai cannot speak proper english for crying out loud. And in another act of genious, he cut his promo much after the little deadline for interviews is, as if it could help him keep his tag team titles.

Alex Tyler: Speaking of Shanghai Kid's late interview...did you see it?

Big Al Stud: Yes

Stud randomly responds with one word and Tyler was not ready for it, so it catches him off guard. After a long, awkward silence Alex Tyler responds to the breif answer...

Alex Tyler: Well, what did you think of it?

Big Al Stud: Oh, you wanted to know about it, well Ty, why didn't you just say so? Well, I will now respond to Shanghai Kid's late promo...

Big Al Stud: First Shanghai Kid was sitting around, talking to Mr. S. Mr. S is, by the way, a bastard. But anyway, the Shanghai Kid was just sucking up like there was no tomorrow, or that somehow Mr. S could come down to the ring and make sure that they kept their titles...but of course King Crasher would always make sure that wouldnt happen. Shanghai, you realize that Mr. S already did all that he could to help you keep your titles by making the match essentially a four on two match for the tag titles. Now, him and Rage just sucked up and up and up till they basically swallowed Mr. S and shit him back out later. But I am going to mentally fast forward to what the Shanghai Kid had to say about everybody's favorite wrestler, Big Al Stud. First Shanghai started by mocking Big Al Stud, talking about how I am not legendary at all. Of course, you did not ever see me come down to the ring, and call myself the legend. That would surely be Pyro, or more recently Jade Shocker. Shanghai just talked about how I am washed up and should let younger wrestlers like him and Rage pass me by. Well Shanghai, it looks like when it was all said and done Friday Night, I showed you who is really washed up and who is not. I mean I have only been in ICW for 18 months or so, and I am obviously still in my prime. Would you think a wrestler that is still as technically capable as I am, would just let some cocky and egotistcal losers like you just waltz on by me and let you guys hog all of my glory? Hell to the nah. Shanghai talked about how I have had my run of the luck in ICW. And let me tell you, none of the accolaids that I have acheived. That World Title reign that I have and you don't. That unprecidented six united states title reigns that I have under my belt that you cannot match, that was not luck. My 3 Tag Team title reigns, they werent luck. Me bringing back the Canadian Title...again was not luck. Nor was ending Jade Shocker's amazing win streak and Intercontinental Title reign. None of those things that you cannot claim or match, none of them were luck. The only thing lucky about my ICW career, in fact the only things involving luck at all, were the few times that I got lucky with ICW superstar Super Ho. Shanghai Kid, I think you had better check on you information, do a little research before your next promo. Shanghai Kid the talked about things that basically are 100% false. I mean these things are not only false, moronic, but they are also a real injustice to everything I have done. It is in fact a mockery of me and every other great wrestler in ICW, the world, or i wrestling history. HE started talking about sexual preformance. I mean number one, who really cares about sex? We are talking about wrestling for crying out loud. I am not going to go down to the ring before I face you Tuesday and talk about the emmense size of my wang. You know why, because they, all of my fans, dont want to hear about that right now. But, since you have already disgusted me and put me on the subject of the sexual preformance. You said that you could easily beat me, and I would only think that hey at least there is something you can beat me in...but I am not. Lets think for a little bit, everyone in ICW, excluding newbies that were not around for more than just the passed few months, such as you and Rage...would have heard all of the rumors about me, Big Al Stud being a star of the edult entertainment. I mean it was in almost all of then Hardcore King Crasher's interviews as well as almost every member of the old IT. I mean perhaps thats why me and Johnny Jacobsen get along so well, because we were both great movie stars, only of differing types. But these rumors, have of course never been confirmed by me, nor have they been confirmed to be untrue... But back to what Skid has had to say....well, he had alot of nothing to say and I essentially turned off the TV and didnt go to taco bell.

Alex Tyler: Yes, i suppose that the Shanghai Kid does have some sort of weird fettish for Taco Bell... Anyway, this match, as I'm sure that you and by now everyone else is aware of, this match is for the United States Title. This United States Title is a title that you are very very familiar with, perhaps more familiar with than anyone else in ICW history, as you are the first, only, and perhaps last six time United States Champion.

Big Al Stud: Yeah yeah, everyone knows that I have held the United States Title more than anyone else, I mean I have a closet full of United States Titles, and I'm sure that the Shanghai Kid does not want me to go over my entire career of ICW United States Title matches, but you know what, I just might do that anyway...in another promo, and another time. Anyway, you are correct that this match is for the US Title, and a title that I would love to win again. I want to be the first and only 7 time champion in ICW history. I mean, many people want the US Title to go to Big Al Stud, every fan is backing me, every wrestler in the back is backing me. Not a soul wants the Shanghai Kid to win the United States Title match against Big AL Stud. Why is that? Its because no one likes the Shanghai Kid, for he is just one pompus ass. Ice doesnt like the Shanghai Kid, Patrick Webster doesn't like the Shanghai Kid, Max Powers doesn't like the Shanghai Kid, hell I don't even think Rage likes the Shanghai Kid. But more importantly than all that Big Al Stud, and all his fans, dont like the Shanghai Kid. In fact, yes let it be known and sang from pew to pew in church, that Big Al Stud HATES the Shanghai Kid. But lets get back to your semi intelligent question Alex Tyler. I am proud of you. Anyway, I want this title so badly I can almost taste it, again. This title is now my goal, and I accomplish my goal like a good motivated Stud. To accomplish this goal, is going to be hard...yet easy at the same time. The set design of the goal accomplishing is the easy part. Now, I am not going to be as cocky and arrogant as some other people and say that there will be no problem. The Shanghai Kid is a real talent of ICW, and beating him one on one for the title will truly be the challenge of this goal of mine. I mean this obvious at the fact that the Shanghai Kid has held my United States Title since November 5th of 2001. I mean this is over 3 months, over 90 days. That is truly and incredibly streak and proves within itself that the Shanghai Kid is a very tough man to beat, and it will take all that I have. Shanghai Kid has not been defeated in United States Title matches in over 90 days, but I will tell you, that he hasn't faced a Big Al Stud by any means. But Tuesday Night, he is going to be facing THE BIG AL STUD. Thats me, by the way. And obviously I am the greatest United States Champion of all time, and esentially what that means is that I can beat anyone, on any given night, especially when that US strap is on the line. Some might argue that Pyro is better because he won that little insignificant Iron man match back when I got injured. But I just recently beat Pyro one on one after months of waiting for a rematch proving that I am the best, and I am at the best spot in my career. I am smarter, Im faster, Im stronger than I was this fall when I went out with a bang, so to speak...even tough it was more of a crack.

Alex Tyler: Oh yeah, I remember when Main Event turned on you after you turned on them and broke your leg!

Big Al Stud: Congradulations.

Alex Tyler: Now Stud, lets think a little bit. Do you really want to be a seven time United States Champion? I mean, in my opinion it is starting to get a little bit redundant.

Big Al Stud: Yes I want to be a seven time United States Champion, and let me tell you why. Throughtout ICW, from day one. There have been two real milestone wrestlers, and they were HHH and Pyro. Later a few more milestoners like Reaper came. HHH and Pyro, were brothers that truly dominated. Pyro became a six time world champion, and HHH became a six time Tag Team Champion. No one has topped that in what has now been over a year with those six time reigns. Anyone who eneters ICW would love to top that mystical number 6, and to do that they would need 7. Later on Reaper got number 6, as well as I did. So we are the only people with a chance of getting that magic number 7. I mean, I have a reallistic chance of breaking Pyro, HHH, and Reaper's record and being the first person to get six reigns at the same title. And I don't care how redundant it may seem to many people, because this is what I want to do right now. I mean many can say they have been a world champion, including me, many can say that they have been a 2x world champion...like Rage and Max Powers. But what I want to say Wednesday morning, is that AM a seven time seven time seven time seven time united states champion. Right now I am the one and only 6 time US Champion, and I want to be history's only seven time United States Champion. It has not been easy on this climb I have been having to the top, but it will all and all be worth it.

Alex Tyler: Well, many people would say that it has been easy for you, becaue you have not held the title for more than like three days every time you won it.

Big Al Stud: Ah true, true. I mean how un origional Alex. I mean who didnt see that comming. I new i was going to come, and I am going to admit it, I have trouble keeping that title, more trouble than you keeping a woman. Actually I hear you have a little too much trouble getting the woman to worry about keeping her. But yeah, I don't really hold the title, and there aren't any good excuses for that, so I am not going to try to make any excuses for me losing the United States Title faster than a...person...um, who loses lots of stuff really fast. Anyway, I am going to credit this title losing thing to good competition, something that I dont think the Shanghai Kid has really had so far in his 90 day tenure. Lets see, I lost the title to Kurt Angle (better known to most as Andrew Smooth), and Ice once, and then Ice for the second time. I mean Andrew Smooth was extremelly good back in his time, and his era so to speak. Now a days he wouldnt be able to do much of anything as far as ICW standards are, but he was good back then. And Ice has the longest United States Title reign ever in ICW's existance. He, along with myself was taking a break during much of the Shnghai Kid's little reign he has going, so couldn't have defended against either of these two United States powerhouses. My next three reigns were ended by Christian Devyne in what I determine to be a fluke victory, Pyro once, and Pyro again in the Iron man match. Christian Devyne, much like Andrew Smooth, is currently not employed by Internet Championship Wrestling and thus, Shanghai Kid could not have defended against either of these two individuals. And Pyro, well Pyro is just Pyro and he can come out and put on a shot half of the time. The other time he looks sluggish and like the overweight, old, 40 year old child molester that he truly is. Shanghai Kid was not headlining Pay Per Views with Pyro by any means from what I saw while I was recovering from a broken leg, so basically he has just been defending against little old Max Powers alot. But to answer your question once more Alex, I have a problem, and that problem is an inability to hold onto the United States Title for over a week.

Alex Tyler: Well, in case you haven't yet noticed, the Shanghai Kid has been in pursuit of the record for the longest reign for the United States Champion. Now, the record is 109 days by Ice and second is 107 days by Pyro. Come Tuesday, Skid will be on his 94th day as the United States Champion. Do you think that he has a chance to break this record?

Big Al Stud: Now, it would be real cool of me, and very stereotypical if I were to come out and say something to the extent of "The Shanghai Kid doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of breaking that record", but you know what? I am not going to say that. I think that if the Shanghai Kid can beat me, that means he has a great chance of braking the record. If the man can beat me, that means that more than likely he will move onto get all the way to the milestone of 100 days, and then I have a feeling he will win a couple more times and get to record breaking 110th day as the holder of the United States Champion. But of course, that is ONLY, if he can somehow manage to get by the Canadian Devastator, Big Al Stud. 6 other people thought they were going to have very good long reigns, but that was before they go into the ring with me, and I ended their reigns as the United States Champion. And Shanghai Kid, there is something I heard you rambling about backstage, talking about how close Mr. S and Pyro have been through the years. Yeah, the two men...and after Tuesday Night En Fuego, I use that term very loosely, have been very tight, a very closely knit bond between them so to speak. Shanghai, you were saying you think Mr. S made this match because he doesn't want you to break his boy Pyro's record. Now, this could be a very education guess, and I would not say that this assumption of yours is not all that far fetched. But I, on the other hand, think that my buisness associate King Crasher booked this match as a reward for all of my hardcore and dedication since my comeback. Also a little benefit for kicking your ass Tuesday. And Shanghai, if you didnt notice yet, you and Rage just tied the record for the shortest Tag Team Title Reign Ever with a whopping three days. Even I can hold a title longer than three days. But back to you Shanghai, to show Crasher how much I appreciate his little gift of a shot at the US Title, I am going to take full advantage of it, and beat you down to the ground and take back what is rightfully mine, that United States piece of hardware.

Alex Tyler: Now Stud you just said that the US Title is rightfully yours, can you please go into a little more detail about what you really meant by that statement.

Big Al Stud: Yeah Alex, you know I'd love to, I really really would. But, ah what the hell, I think I will do it, consider it a belated Christmas gift from the greatest United States Champion in ICW history, me, Big Al Stud. What I meant by that United States Title being rightfully mine, is that, in my opinion I should have never really lost the belt. I mean when you get your facts straight, everyone knows that a match is supposed to end when the first pin fal or submission takes place. Clearly when you look back to the Iron Man Match between myself, Ice, and Pyro...I made that crutial first pinfall, and thus should have won the match. Of course, to my dimay the match continued and do to those outlandish Iron Man Match rules, I did not walk away with my United States title. But Tuesday Night, I will be sure to walk away with my United States title with that record setting seventh time, and I dont really think that there is anything that the Shanghai Kid, or anyone else in ICW can do about it.

Alex Tyler: Well, I can see you logic there...but not really. I mean you kind of have a point, but it is a really crappy one if you wanna give it any credit what so ever. So lets get onto my next question. This question would be Stud, what do you think of Shanghai Kid as the United States Champion of Internet Championship Wrestling?

Big Al Stud: Well well well, what do I think about the Shanghai Kid as my US Champion of ICW. A very intelligent question I suppose. Lets see about this, I mean the guy never defends the title. Defending the title is something that I did all the time, obviously considering I lost that title on about the first or second defense every time, and that was within a week. But not the Shanghai Kid, he defends about once maybe twice a month, and only about every other Pay Per View. I mean c'mon, not defending the second highest ranked title in ICW at a Pay Per View is just rediculous. I defended the Canadian Title while I was just thinking about being the greatest Canadian Champion of all time at least once a week and I made damn sure that I defended it at every single Pay Per View, excluding Shattered Innocence cause no titles were defended at that Pay Per View. I mean no matter how many days I held the title, it meant something for anyone to beat me, and they had to give it their all. That is one thing I will give you credit for Skid. I think I will have to give this match everything that I can give, because even though I don't like you, you are a very good wrestler and a real virtue to Internet Championship Wrestling. I think that me beating you again is really going to be a real victory for me, and it is just going to show me where I stand upposed to the new talent of ICW. I mean, as many of you know and I'm sure the Shanghai Kid has and will point out, I was injured for quite a while and much of the younger talent such as him, Rage, Maniac Miller stepped up in my absence as well as Ice's. These newbies really took control of ICW and won some major titles, and now I am back...and getting the same kind of shots I was getting at 100%. Now after the months of recooperation and training, I would just like to see where I rank in this new ICW of 2002.

Alex Tyler: You have talked a couple times of what you assume that the Shanghai Kid will say in his promos. Now, do you just think that you know everything, or do you just assume that the Shanghai Kid is just that predictable.

Big Al Stud: I think that he is just that damn predictable. I mean his interview will just be him talking to someone, then he will come out and do some jokes. Talk about my breif reigns as the United States champion and how long his are. He'll talk about how bullshit this match is in his opinion. He will probablly crack some more jokes at this point, and then try insult me in some attempt to be humerous. Then he will leave to get some taco bell. I mean every single one of his promos is exactly the same. I mean, does he really think that ICW is about your humor? Have you seen anyone come out and tell some great jokes so they get a shot at the world title? I think it was the great philosopher Ming Chee who said "do you think Ming Chee won the hardcore title with knock knock jokes?" I will answer this great question of quotation by saying that Ming Chee did not win the hardcore title with knock knock jokes, he won with his hardcore skills. Shanghai Kid, you might think otherwise, but you did not win the title with knock knock jokes, or momma jokes, or fat jokes, or such things like that. You won it with your in ring ability. Now, you are also not going to be retaining this title with knock knock jokes, and if you try anything like that, I promise all my friends that I will knock knock your head off. But back to the question, no one needs to both to watch Skid's promo because he says essentially the same thing in the same setting every time, and it really gets boring. I am warning everyone that his promo is going to be much like I warned, because he is just plain predictable, much like you asked and I replied.

Alex Tyler: Al, one last question if it alright, I just wanted to know if you had any real plans if you do end up walking away with the United States Title this Tuesday.

Big Al Stud: Yes, I do have big plans for myself and the United States Title, assuming that I can somehow beat the Shanghai Kid Tuesday night. They involve me, and the United States title, and hopefully keeping that title for a very long time. That is all that I am at liberty to say to you right now Alex Tyler, because you are just a little man in my big plan. Now that this interview is over, I dont have to show you hospitality, so get the fuck out.

Alex Tyler: You don't have to tell me twice. Al, I would like to thank you for inviting me into your home and ICW thanks you for letting us use your very illegant home for this interview. Heck, looking at this nice place, I think MTV should be calling and seeing if you want to be on MTV Cribs.

Stud then gets pissed off and flexes at Tyler, who almost falls over. He then gets back up and Alex Tyler then signs off and exits Stud's household. Stud just turns Dogma back on and starts watching the hysterical movie. It is truly a very good movie, and I suggest if you havent seen it, go see it. Its well worth the 3 bucks to rent. I mean, Buddy Christ, Jason Lee and Mewes, Kevin Smith. Chris Rock, Salma Hayek. Matt Damon, and Ben Affleck. That is one great movie, I learned more than I did in 10 years of going to church.