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Everything inside the arena in the MCI arena is quiet. They, meaning ICW, are having a house show to show off some of the up and comming lower card talent like Jet Omega and Killer Quincy. These two are having a rematch from the Pay Per View in the main event of the house show, which is scheduled to come up next. But then, the lights die. The fans and everyone else has no idea what is going on, but this is no brown out.
Then, the lights die and Break Your Neck by Busta Rhymes starts to play, not un confusing the fans what so ever. The lights then turn to a green shade and someone starts walking out from under the Spiker Tron. As the lights slowly start to turn back on, the people notice than it is a man, and that he is wearing a belt. The lights then go all the way on and it is a familiar face. The man is wearing a custom made Oakland Raiders jersey with number 11, and the title belt he has on is the Canadian Title he stole 2 PPVs ago. He starts making his way to the ring and the fans see the Big Al Stud enscribed on the back of his jersey, and he gets a huge pop from the fans. Stud rolls into the ring where Howard Stinkle smiles and hands him a microphone...Stud then starts his comeback promo.
Big Al Stud: Hello again ICW!!! And thank you for that marvelous ovation from my fans. But, I am sorry to say, that is more than likely the last time that I will ever get one of those again. Because I have come here to speak my mind. And that may be something that none of you are ready, or want to hear. You see that I have changed a little bit, and I am the same person. You see, I was approached in the back by our new president Mr. S, and he told me there was a spot for me if I chose to come back to ICW. I said that was cool, and decided right then that I wanted to come back. The next day I had a meeting with Mr S, and he was telling me to come out to the ring on Friday Night Riot, and talk about why I wanted to come back. He told me to say all this stuff about how fans kept comming up to me on the streets and asking me if I still had it. He wanted me to say they wanted to know if I could hang with Rage, with Julian, with Shanghai Kid, with High Tyme. He wanted me to say that I was comming back for the fans. Well, with all due respect, screw the fans. The fans can all, get in a line, bend over and kiss my ass. Screw the fans and screw you also Mr. S. I dont need you or anyone else to tell me what to do.
The fans all start to boo Stud and he seems not to care. They start chanting asshole, and he just waits for them to finish by pacing around the ring a lil while. After the fans get tired of seeing no reaction from Stud, they shut up.
Big Al Stud: Yeah, thats right...thats the best part of it. You can say anything you want, it won't bother me, because I dont care about you fans. Go ahead, dont buy the Big Al Stud T-Shirt, its no hair off my ass. I already have a million dollar contract. I already get my royalties for selling out cards. I already get my endoursment capitol. But I know that some of you are wondering, if not for the fans, or for the money...then why did you come back Stud? And I will tell you, I came back to win the world title and to keep it for a long time. But that brings me to another point, and for this point we will move back to Mr. S.
Big Al Stud: Now, as I said before, screw Mr. S, piss on Mr. S, I dont care for Mr. S what so ever. You see, that really pissed me off by Mr. S trying to tell me what to do, and trying to tell me what to think, and even how to act. Mr. S, you are my boss, and you dont own me. You dont make my choices, and you dont control me. So Mr. S pissed me off, so I needed a way to make my comeback felt and a way to get back at him at the same time. So what am I going to do, I took out Mr. S's prize horse and his cash crop...Pyro. Anf if you didnt know, I have a little history with Pyro anyway. He is the one who beat me in my last match, and for some reason he thinks that he is the greatest US Chamion because of it. Even though in a regular match I would have won thanks to my first pinfall. So lets see, after the PPV what happens. Commiossioner Helmsley decides that he needs to fight his little brother's fights for him. He knows that there is no way that Pyro is going to do anything against me, if for no other reason than me being better than him. The truth is that I am more hungry than he is, and that mixed a lil with him not having it anymore...that equals one hurting self proclaimed legend. So, much like back in grade school big bad 8th grade HHH is going to beat up the bully who took out his 1st grade brother. But the thing is, that I am not your ordinary bully.
Big Al Stud: If you didn't notice, you can really beat the hell out of most bullies. They are really just pussies who think they are bad asses, and just haven't gotten the snot beat out of them. I mean, if you ever watch cartoons, you know that the good guy always comes back and beats up, or outsmarts the bully. Only problem is Im not a normal bully. HHH is not going to outsmart me, for the simple fact I am smarter than he, and I am a better wrestler. That english snob has nothing on me. I have ebat him before in many tag matches, and other sorts, and it will be no challenge for me to do it one on one. After all, I will just be one step closer to my ultimate goal, and that is winning the world title again.
Big Al Stud: In fact, the more that I think of it, the more I am looking forward to facing hunter. And the more I am getting psyched up to face my former stable mate in V. A stable that myself and VOlcano single handedly carried almost to the stables titles. Cause you know the brothers did nothing. Now, I find it quite amazing that myself and HHH are not headlining FNR. I mean it is two Hall of Famers battling it out for no gold, and a little glory. But lets look at myself and HHH. I mean his last match he was losing one of the opening matches at the PPV. He was beaten for the hardcore title, in what is supposed to be his specialty, the boiler room brawl. You look at me, I appear to be in the best shape of my life...now certain excercises might not let me run really far...but I dont plan on running from HHH. Its not that hard to just beat the hell out of someone, I mean I have been doing that for a year and a half in ICW, with a few little injury breaks here and there. And don't think that I have not forgotten the injury I received at Escape From Reason. Ice, Volcano, Max Powers, Webster...dont think I havent forgotten and that I won't reatalliate...because a wounded dog is the kind will come from behind and bite you in the ass. Back to HHH, the man comes back and has about 3 matches, then leaves. And he damn well loses every single one of those matches, and this will be no differant. I am going to come to the ring and prove to all of the doubters that I deserved to be in hall of fame. And prove that Big Al Stud is back, and he is at the top of his game.
Big Al Stud: Now, I come back and many things are differant. Rage, Shanghai and Volcano have aligned with each other, and Extreme Icons part 27 are around. Many of the people I have aligned myself with are gone, such as Ice, and some greats are still MIA, such as King Crasher and Savage. Jade Shocker is gone and Blitzkrieg is dead. And a little trivia, Big Al Stud is the last man to ever beat Joe Max one on one, proving just how good I am. I mean if I could beat Joe Max while atop his game, then why wouldnt I be able to beat a washed up has been, but really never was. I mean yeah HHH has like 15 title reigns, but if you look. He had like 6 tag team reigns and about 4 stable reigns. meaning he needs someone else to carry him, as well as he can not make it long in a real match before it is over to quickly for him. But if you look at me, the beef of my reigns come in the United States Division, the second highest ranking in the federation. That proves at many points I was one of the top singles wrestlers in the game today, unlike HHH who more than likely tagged with the world champion. Yeah he has the longest tag team title reign, but he teamed with damn near 20 ppl, so when one was physically worn down, someone else could come in and win the match for them. HHH, when we battle in the SINGLES MATCH (little smackdown JBI announcing for ya), you will realize how dominant I reeally can be when I'm fresh and at the top of my game. HHH, I'd like to say maybe you could have an excuse that you went through hell with Julian, but really you didnt. You punched him a few times, and then he did a few moves to you and it was over. SOmeone like Reaper would have gone through hell, but not you...not Sunday.
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