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The lights in Miller Park in Milwaukee, Wisconsin suddenly drown off to a dim red, the red on Big Al Stud's tights and One Mic starts to play. The fans get up and give a huge pop, making you wonder what it will be like at the end of the Pay Per View when it is for real. Big Al Stud then emerges from under the Spiker Tron and tells the fans to get up. He then runs down to the ring ala the Ultimate Warrior and slides in under the bottom rope. Stud gets up in the middle of the ring and walks to a corner. He climbs to the second rope and holds his hands up in the air as the fans cheer him. He then does the shoulder point as the fans say 'BIG AL STUD' along with him. Stud does at all four corner and just has the fans eating out of his hands. He goes back to the middle of the ring and pulls out a mic. He waits for the fans to quiet down, and eventually they do.
Big Al Stud: Max Powers...
The fans all start to boo loudly. Stud motions for them to stop.
Big Al Stud: Tell me one thing Max. Who rediculous does this look?
Big Al Stud starts to spasmatically shake his head and twitch his arms. He mimics someone punching him, and then shakes his head back and forth, without his great flat top moving att all. Stud then storms around the ring mimicing Powers's Powering up routine. Stud then gets back on the mic and starts talking.
Big Al Stud: Max, you are a grown fucking man and you look rediculous. It is just embarassing to just say that I know you and was once associated with you. It is for this very reason that I am not going to focus my promo here on you, but I am instead going to focus on the other man, the man who has been over looked thus far...EL OSO!
Big Al Stud: Lets take a look at El Oso, he was the hottest wrestler a while back. He was supposed to be some great rising star that would hold the title shockingly to surpass Pyro's record. El Oso won at Shattered Innocence, beating good wrestlers like Jade 'Nut Stomper' Shocker, 'Hardcore' King Crasher, Big Al 'I should have won the tournament, but I am better than that' Stud, and then Patrick 'The weakest link' Webster, and Max 'Gonna lose the title to Big Al' Powers. That is an impressive list and at one point all of those stars will be in ICW's Hall of Fame. That is an impressive list, but not near as impressive as the list of people I have beaten through my ICW career. No matter what El Oso has done in the past three weeks of finally getting out of the lower card matches, it will never compare to what I have done in the last twenty months of never being the in the lower card. El Oso, no matter how hot you got in around February of 2002, it was not near as hot as I have been for the whole year of 2002! If you haven't caught my whole drift yet...no matter what you do, it will not compare to what I have done. I hope you understand that, because I am sure that it has plagued a guy like you throughout your whole life. You know that rich kid down the street that had a super nintendo for your nintendo? He has the XBox to your Gamecube...he got into the good college, you didnt. He had the money, te charm, the goop looks, the charisma...that is me El Oso. I was that guy. I am just better than you, and Sunday night it will hit you. Your lucky win almost a year ago at Beach Brawl means nothing for it was a tag team match. Your wins using the Bear Trap on my ailing legs mean something...but they were something for me to learn about and improve on. I have done that, and now it is my time. Nothing you can do you white mexican named beach blonde surfer bear. The studder step is better than the bear trap anyway!
Big Al Stud: I now realize why I haven't been talking about El Oso as much, he just shouldnt be in the match. This match should be Max Powers vs Big Al Stud. We are the big draws, we are the people who put the fans in their seats for so long. El Oso has a few fluke wins and a win that I gave him. He is no Main Eventer. He is not Big Al Stud. El Oso also just doesn't have the history that Max and I do. Big Al Stud vs Max Powers is a great Main Event. Obviously it should have been at WrestleRage...but that just didnt happen. Its okay though, because I am going to win and then have another brilliant Main Event. I am going to face off against either Patrick Webster or Reaper. Hopefully it is Patrick Webster because I have never lost to him and I still have plenty of retribution for him. BAS vs Webster is another great Main Event. But we can't look that far forward because Max Powers could somehow pull of a random upset and really upset me. Actually it wouldnt be that random, because no matter how much I don't want to admit it...Max Powers is good. He is really good. He wouldn't be the holder of the ICW World Heavyweight Champion if he didnt have any skills at all. The World Title isnt something that just gets passed around any more, because that just was last summer. This summer is going to be the summer of stud. It has a catchy ring to it. Max, I finally got my push to the world title that I've been waiting for, and you just happen to be the wrong champion at the wrong time. I have to beat you and I am not going to stop until I do beat you! I mean there is no way that I am going to let this opportunity slip through my hands and have to go back and win the IC and US Titles. I mean I have 10 reigns alone between those titles. I just want another great run with the World Title...I want to be atop the ICW ladder because I am the best wrestler. I am the best in the federation, I'm the best ICW has to offer. I am the man who worked his way all the way up the ladder. I didnt just randomly beat a has been in a match to say that I was the number one contendor. I beat person after person after person to prove that I was the number one man in contention for the title shot. Max Powers, you should take some notes on that. You just beat Pyro, who is over his competative hill, and thought that makes you the number one man for the title. It doesn't...winning match after match after match does. Ask Johnny Jacobsen in the ladder match. Ask Patrick Webster in the standard match. Soon I will be able to say ask Max Powers and El Oso in the standard match. I will have taken the tag titles, won the US Title, and won the World title in the last three Pay Per Views. If that doesn't show dominance and consistancy...then nothing can do the job. After beat you Max...and carry the title on my shoulder...then ICW will be differant. The title shots will flow like the wine...and that is why I have short reigns. Some of us defend the titles right after we get them...and I am one of those defending champions. Max Powers, unlike when Ice beat me...there will be rematch...just like I gave Ice. After beat you, I will give you a rematch, just to prove who is better and that I can and will beat you whenever called upon. I am the best man currently wrestling in ICW...and that will become brutally apparent when I beat you and win the ICW World Title at my PPV, Mind Games...in my match...the feared Standard Match!
One Mic by Nas starts to play and Big Al Stud does his B-A-S shoulder point thing and the fans get up and cheer for him. Stud hops over the ropes down to the apron ala Macho Man and walks to the back. One his way to the back nicely high fives all of his fans...that shelled out 500 bucks to get a seet along the ramp for an ICW PPV where everyone's favorite wrestler Big Al Stud is wrestling.
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