Big Al Stud: Well what should we do now? Where is there to go from here? Max Powers was chillin, drinking a beer...so I'll do some quotes to knock him the fuck outta here! But what quotes should I pick, thee are so many to chose. I think I will go with a great leader, who had lots of sex.....'s relative. I will go with Joseph Kenneday, and his great quote of "don't get mad, get even." This is a quote that you really need to take sepcial attention to, because it will affect you more than you will ever even know. I mean look at yourself man, you are distrought. You are adjitated. You are the maddest that you have ever been in your ICW career. So is El Oso. I am getting inside you guys's heads. I am playing all the mind games int eh world, and half of them you haven't even reached the surface into figuring out. I mean, when we get by the part about me joining a stable, or just being a mind gaming wrestler...there are so many more, like they way that I have been pissing you both off by controlling the tempo of the world title without even being the champion. I am not the one who put the title on Max Powers back in the first, but I was instrumental in psyching him up and getting him ready to pull off the Muhammid Ali over Sonny Liston upset. I helped win without really getting involved, like a good corner man can do. Then Max won the title and I announced that I was leaving the ICW ring for good, haha I really pulled the wool over everyone's eyes on that one! I came back later that night and beat up Powers. I took the title from Max Powers, and essentially handed it to El Oso. Then when Oso defended against Powers, I again took the title from Oso, but handed it to Powers. I dictated who won and lost the title matches. I am the reason anyone held the ICW World Title in the past three months. Me, me, me, it was all me. I am going to be the reason of this title change also, because I am going to finally take the title away and give it to myself. The reason for this is because I didn't get mad. Max Powers got mad when I took his title and wanted to face me following wrestlerage. El Oso got mad went into some sort of depression and no one has heard from him in months...or a week or two. But look at me, I am not mad. I didn't get mad like these guys do. I took the advice of the Kenneday brother. I got even. I got even at Max Powers taking my shots and my glory. I took what he took, the world title and the spotlight. I didn't get man, I got even. That is why I was very succesful in what I did. You guys where not so much. You guys got mad and went fueled upon anger, and did not succeed in what you attempted to accomplish. I did what I needed to because I knew what I was doing. I am crafty and I listen to wise people like the Kennedays. "Don't get mad, get even" could quite possibly be the best advice to give to both Max Powers and El Oso, only its about five weeks to late for either of them to put into any use. They can't really get mad at the straws they will be sucking food through in a matter of hours.

Big Al Stud: Well since I have finished up with that last quote, it seems only fitting that I obviously move onto another quote. This quote fromes to you from Omar Bradley, and it is "In war there is no second place for the runner up." This quote was about war, but it really holds true for the world of ICW, and all professional wrestling also. What this is saying is that there is a winner and loser, but no one can afford to be the loser. Obviously no one wants to be the loser, but in war and wrestling they can't be the loser or it was all in vain. In something like the Olympics there is a second place and it could be a great goal for someone. You get a nice medal and a spot on the podium. When you lose your match, or get second in this triple threat, there is not gold title belt for "Almost World Champion." I mean does Pyro get credit for still dominating because he got second in damn near every single one of his recent singles matches? There is no second place for wrestling and I know that very well. I am sure that Max Powers and El Oso are smart enough to figure that out as well, but when it comes down to it...I am not ready to walk out without being the winner. I want this more than anything. I cant walk out with second place, because their is no second. Also I cant because I know I am better than that. I haven't been training all these years just for nothing. I have been training to be the world champion, because thats the top of the wrestling world. I battled up the ranks of many federations and finally got up to the biggest and best...the ICW. Now to be the ICW World Champion again looks so great, and I know that I can do it. I have done it before, but my reign at number one was short lived. Soon enough I will get the title abck again, it is so close right now that I can taste it. Max Powers, I know what you were like back when you won Mr. ICW. You were hungry...the hunger is so great that you have never even been able to come even close to matching that again in your ICW career, nor is it likely that you ever will again. Look into my eyes Max, and look at them when we step into the ring. I am at that point you were in February of 2001. I am as hungry as it is possible for me to be. I know that it is just impossible for me to ever have this level again, and I need to take advantage. I HAVE to go down to the ring an win against you in Wisconsin, because thats just the way it is. When I get to that ring, and if somehow I just don't have what it takes...if somehow you prove to me that you are in fact the better man...whether it be Max Powers or El Oso...I just dont know what I am going to do. I may never get another world title shot again, especially at the PPV basically named after me, and for me. This is my time, a time that I quite possibly will never have again. I am going to get the job done, there is no other way that it can go for me. If I get outwrestled my career might as well start going down the drain because I have felt empty the past 11 months. After I got that taste of the world title in my system, I have craved it. I have wanted the title back ever since that fateful day when Mike Lindsay lost it for me. This is my chance to get that title back and fill that void. There is no second place in war or wrestling...the first place winner gets that great golden belt, and that is going to be me. I have to win that title tonight, and I am going to win that title tonight!

Big Al Stud: Now we will get to the third of the four quotes that I am going to be using in this promo. Now I don't know if you have noticed this yet, most of these quotes have involved the pay per view subject of mind games, because I tend to play them with all of my opponents. This triple threat match is really no acception to the Mind Games...I am still playing them and perhaps playing them more this past week than I have ever done previously in my career. This might just be because of the PPV title 'Mind Games' but more likely it is because of the main event match that I am in against Max Powers and El Oso for the ICW World Title. But, if you don't know what match I am in, you have been living under a rock...check up on some really old promos and see what you missed. For those of us that have kept up, we will turn to the lectures of Sun Tzu. The quote is "The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any hostilities...It is best to win without fighting." This is very true in that this match hopefully does not go too far. I have talked about wanting to finish the job of breaking max Powers's neck, but the truth remains that Max and I were best friends, and I wouldnt try to do something like that to him. But we must never forget what the match is for...the ICW World Title. This title can blind someone, much like it has driven many with hopes, dreams, and ambitions. It drives me, it has driven Max, its driven El Oso, it drove me before...it also blinded me before. I almost broke Max Powers's neck in my last World Title Match. In the match tonight that kind of move would be considered acceptable, but it is not what I am going for. There are going to be no casualties in this victory for me, because like Sun Tzu said, that is the best kind. But the second half of the quote relays back to the mental capacity of the wrestlers. It says that it is the best win, when you don't fight. If you look around you see that Max Powers has turned into some sort of raging alcoholic. If you look around, El Oso is hiding from anyone and everyone. If you look at me, you see me training still harder and harder. I am unphased by this big match, unlike my opponents. It is all the metal aspect of the wrestlers that can lead to the downfall quicker than the ability of the fighters. Look at that alcoholic, look at the hiding wuss...do you think they are ready to go in and fight the man who is ready for the match? Do you really think that my mind games are having no affect on these guys as they love to claim that they dont? I mean these guys are just flat out distraught. They don't know what is going on in my head, or even their own. It is the best to win without fighting, and that is what I have done right here. I have these guys essentially eliminated from the match already, because of those mind games I have been talking about the whole time. Thats what I have been driving at, and Sun Tzu said it well, so I'd preach what he said. "The best victory is when the opponent suffers on his own accord before there are any hostilities...it is best to win without fighting." That should be the quote of the Pay Per View. Everything running around in Max's and Oso's Mind is making them suffer more than the Studder Step. A mentally damaged wrestler is less effective than a stable gun from fifty feet out in a war. But I am not damaging myself, while theirs is building and getting more stressful every second, I just get more anxious for the match. It is going to be a quick one, because they are in no condition to face the best built wrestler this side of a drug test. Look at me, and then look at them...then you better look at me once more so their ugly body isnt the last thing you saw.

Big Al Stud: Now lets get onto the final quote of this promo, and it comes from a guy that most of us don't like. In fact, I hope that none of is like this guy, because he was a jackass. Just that part alone has some special meaning because the two men that are going to stand across the ring from me are a couple of incompitent jackasses. But that is no matter, because like me...this man was trully a brilliant man and good speaker. He could get anything he wanted through his propoganda, and I'm getting the results I want from my promos...you guys are falling apart. The man that I am talking about is former German dictator Adolf Hitler, and his quotes was "Why should I demolalize him (the enemy) by military means if I can do so better and more cheaply in other ways?" What that is doing is just pointing out what I have been saying the whole time to be perfectly correct. He is saying that like I can, he could easily go out to war and win physically...just like I can beat El Oso and Max Powers over and over again if I just go tot he ring and out wrestle them. But why should we do that? Is it as funny, no. Is it as fun, no. I mean when I can fuck with Max Powers and El Oso mentally, then they will turn against each other and suck things. Then they will fight each other and I can get the easy win and humiliate them. Just like I have been saying the whole time, Hitler said it the best. It is not as good for guys as great as me to just go down to the ring and simply pin my opponent when I can humiliate them in the middle of the ring. I can mess with their heads, which could be considered a cheap way because of my superior intellect. I am obviously the best looking men in ICW, and everyone knows that I am one of the smartest...but what about Max Powers. Is he smart? Well lets put it this way, he had the biggest talent in ICW on his side. He stood in front of this monster of a talent behind him and hogged the spotlight that was trying to be shown on the talent. Eventually he pissed off his huge pile of talent, who was on his side and posed no danger of attacking him or taking his belt, just a little to far and he stabbed him in the back. Now look Powers, we aren't allies anymore. We are not stable mates. I am out to get you right now, because of what you did to me. You ruined your only chance of a reign with any longevity. You could have been a long champion, but you pissed off the wrong person. Now you have Big Al Stud after you instead of El Oso. Is that wahat you wanted? Does this make Max Powers a smart man? No, now we know the his moronic nature is going to lead to his downfall and the loss of his title. Now maybe when you have more talent behind you that is obviously better than you...maybe you won't hold them back and then cause the downfalling spiral of your ICW career. Maybe next time it wont be your former best friend, and next time they will be out to take you out...for good. This is just a fair warning cause I like you kid, you got moxy...either way I am going to pin you and bring that title back home where it belongs...the Mai...Big Al Stud!

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