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The camera finds Big Al Stud in an isolated gym training for his world title match. He is doing alot of that lately. Stud randomly stops training abruptly and talks into the camera...

Big Al Stud: We are going to stay on the subject of quotations because all my millions........dammit......of fans love it. I have gotten a few dozen first class letters saying they love mottos the most, so I am going to start with another motto. This motto is "who dares wins" of the special air service. Let me explain to you what this has to do with anything concerning the World Title Match comming up for me in ICW. What can be daring in the ICW, aside from facing two men? There are certain moves that are daring. High flying moves would have to be the most daring, because they are high risk. High risk in meaning that if one minute thing goes wrong, they can do some serious damage to the person who was attempting them oh so foolishly. They are what many would consider daring. According to the Special Air Service, who dares wins...meaning if you go for those high impact high risk moves, you are going to win. Now if I were to ask Max or El Oso if they can do better high risk moves than me, they would, being egotistical as they are, say that they can obviously do better high risk moves than me, and that is fine. I'll admit that I used to try being a good high flyer, but that is in my past, because it did real career shortening damage to my legs. But when we get back to the special air force, they say who dares wins. But what happens in the Air Force if you "lose"? You die, you crash your plane and you die. When you die you are the loser of a plane battle, so to speak. When it comes down to it you cannot really be called a loser if you are dead. So there really is no winning for the special air force. When they do daring moves, many times they die and become a causualty. Max, Oso, when you guys do your daring moves, I am going to wait and capitolize, and you will become a casualty just like so many of the members of the special air force. That is what it coems down to, you have already sealed your fate by thinking there isnt a real differance between all quotes and wrestling. You agreeing that you do better high risk moves, based upon your own egotism has seeled your fate. That is just showing how being so egotistical can ruin you, and Sunday it will. You guys both think your feces is not superstenchous, but it is. You are going to go into Wisconsin thinking you are so great and there is no way that you can lose, and you will find out differantly and your ego will become a casualty, just like so many from the special air force. The new motto of the SAF is now "Who dares wins, or becomes another number". I have more great numbers under my belt than both of you, and nothing is going to make you anything less than just another number for me...just another casualty...

Big Al Stud: Our next quote is from an unknown source. This quote is "Revenge is a dish best served cold" and I couldn't agree more. Now, we can talk all about what revenge I want...but first we look at a couple of people across the ring from me. These guys also are wanting to dish out a lot of revenge upon me, as if I deserve it. Lets start with the supposed number one contendor, who is randomly in this match to get a rematch for the world title. El Oso is obviously the man whom I was reffering to. El Oso wants revenge on me for just one reason, and it is a big match. El Oso wants some retribution on me for losing him the World Title. He has this whole thing planted in his mind that I cost him the World Title when I was pinned by Max Powers. This is after about five chair shots and two, maybe even three Powersbombs. El Oso just doesn't realize that he got knocked out and then I was jumped by all seven members of the Main Event. El Oso lost the World Title for El Oso by trying to beat me up. Big Al Stud didnt lose the title, El Oso did. But Oso wont have anything to do with that. He "knows" I lost him the title and he is frusterated about that...as if I care. El Oso will get what he has comming to him on Sunday. Now we get to Max Powers, who thinks he is going to take out alot of revenge on Big Al Stud, but that just aint going to go down like that either. Max Powers is mad at me for many reasons, one of them is just flat out jealousy. Max Powers is jealous of all the great things that I have done that he cant. My eight US Title wins, my dozen wins over Pyro, my half dozen straight over the Shanghai Kid, all things Max could have done...but sucked to much to do them. Another reason that Max hates me is because I left the Main Event. He thinks that I am some sort of back stabbing bad guy just because I wised up and left a sinking ship thatt one man was carrying. That does not make me anything near a backstabber...just a smart smart man. Something max Powers can barely even dream of, even if he only has to dream that one day he is half of the man that I am. Now Max also has one other reason to hate me and want some revenge. Haha, only a third reason, I said that as if thats not alot of hatred up in the former member of HATE. Max is mad because of some thing that I don't even recall happening. Max has thius thought in his mind that I cost him the world title also, at WrestleRage3. Something like that might have taken place, where it could lead many people to beleive that I cost him the title, but that is really far from the case. What it was, was that Max Powers and the rest of Main Event drove me out of their stable with their over all suckingness. I needed to leave Main Event with a huge boom and I needed a catalyst to jump me up into the Mind Games Main Event, so I left the stable with a huge bang. I shocked the world, not El Oso. I won the title for El Oso, and got myself a moral victory...I didn't take the title away from max Powers. His poor preformance and lack of caring about the stables titles mad me leave. Since he cared not for the stables titles, I figured he didnt care about the world title. I just guessed he wouldn't be as mad as he was...haha yeah right!

Big Al Stud: But still, Revenge is definately a dish best served cold. Thats what I've been talking about, the revenge they want to serve cold to me. I am not going to just let them be the only ones with revenge on their minds. I have revenge on my mind also. Lets start with the same order that I explained not five minutes ago, which means I'm starting with El Oso. I want some revenge on El Oso, not for just a little one on one match that he beat me a few weeks back in both of our home states of Illinois. I am more dwelling on some bull shit Pay Per Views. Two of the biggest Pay Per Views were the two Pay per Views that we battled Oso. One of which was the obviously recent Shattered Innocence. Everyone knows that El Oso was the Mr. ICW 2002, but I don't know if everyone remebers the way he got to that route. He had to win a very hard earned one on one match with Big Al Stud. There were obviously extenuating circumstances and alot of out of the ring controversy surrounding the decision, but in the ring it comes down to El Oso capitolizing on my bad legs from when I was hurt after Escape From Reason. A good move by El Oso, but I hope he knows that now the legs are doing fine and I will not...no way in hell will I ever...tap out with the world title on the line now! The other mega-PPV match that El Oso and I had was at Beach Brawl when Shanghai Kid really stepped up and proved that he could be and would be a real dominating force in ICW for the months to come. It was Shanghai Kid who carried his team during his jump from Hardcore to US Title jump of July...not El Oso who appeared almost dead. Oso, you got the win, but didnt deserve it. Just know that Shanghai Kid beat El Oso, you didnt beat me! Now to Max Powers, what could I possibly have against my former best friend? Well what couldn't I have against my former best friend? He was the biggest glory hog in the main event. He was the driving force that helped drive big al stud out. There wasn't even enough room in the stretch limo for me, him, and his ego! Max Powers stole my world title shots that he should have never gotten! For that he will never get my respect back. He needs to be punished for taking away his supposed friends title shots! and I am just the man who can punish him justly. No we head back to the quote of Revenge is a dish best served cold, this dish I am serving is going to be cold. It is going to be cold hearted, because I have severed all ties with these men that I once had...so I dont care if I end both of their careers, just so long as I walk out of Wiscosin with twenty pounds of gold around my great waste. It is going to be cold blooded, because I am going to bleed, Max will bleed, and El Oso will bleed. The revenge that I dish out to get the world title is a dish best served cold, and it will be very cold...

Big Al Stud: Our next quote worth talking about comes from Marshal Maurice de Saxe. His astonishing quote that really hits home for me, is "Its not the big armies that win battles, its the good ones." It would be interesting to hear what a guy like Deacon would have to say about that. Of course we can't ask him because he isnt good enough to be in ICW, but he was obviously big enough. This just proves what the quote means. Deacond is a perfect example. I dont even have to elaborate...but for the sake of time, I will! When we take a look at the size of the fighters, because that is what the quote dwells on, we see that I weight in at a slender 222 lbs and a dwarfic five foot nine inches tall. Max Powers towers over me at 6'3 and 250 pounds. And El Oso is also slightly bigger than me at 6 feet even and about 235 pounds. That means that both of these guys come in bigger, but like the quote says...bigness doesnt win you matches, its the ability. The best wrestlers win, the biggest wrestlers dont. SO what it comes down to is who is the best wrestler? One might immediately look at the four world title reigns that Max Powers has and say that he is, but mainly in Max's case, the world title is not an accurate measure of skill. The Hall of Fame is obviously an accurate measure of skill, and percistance. El Oso is obviously not in the hall of fame, so he is automatically eliminated for vast amounts of sucking. We can look at time upon arrival, and in that case I was inducted one person before Max, even if he was inducted based upon one win. So that puts me ahead one nothing in the real measures of who is the better skilled wrestler. Now we can skip past those ambiguous world title reigns of Max Powers and look at a much more good measure of overall skill, the total title reigns between the two. We see me with 20 over all title reigns, and Max has only 14. If you dont want to count just those total reigns, we can eliminate all of the stables and tag reigns we have accumulated, because this match is a singles match. We look then and Max drops to a measly 8 singles title reigns while I stay at a guady 12. This just proves that Marshal Maurice de Saxe was right when he said its not the big armies that win battles, its the good ones. I'm better than Max and Oso, even if they are bigger, and I am going to win this battle for the World Title. You will all see Sunday!

Big Al Stud: This next quote is on a subject that many people might beleive that I know nothing about...and that subjecy is honor. I will warn you all that I know alot more about honor than you can really think of. This quote comes from Thucydides and it is "When dangers are great, the greatest honors are to be won by the men and the states." See, this is obviously about honor if you couldn't tell. Many peoplpe say that I know nothing about honor, because I turn on people who piss me off without even second guessing myself. It gets exploited whenever I turn on a person, such as Max Powers or Johnny Jacobsen...and everyone calls me a turncoat...but that makes no differance. It puts more money into the pocket of BAS, because great fueds put people in the seats for Mr. D. But back to that honor, this also refers to great danger. This Mind Games match has much danger in it. I am facing to great wrestlers, I will admit it, and these are two dangerous men. These are obviously two of the top three men in this match...or else we would not be in the main event of mind games. We are the top of the line in ICW...the danger is obviously great, just like the quote states. It also says that the greatest honors can be won by the people. That is also true for this match, because the great honor known as the ICW World Title is on the line. There is no greatest honor than being the ICW World Heavyweight Champion because that just proves that you are on top of your game, and it shows that you are undoubtably the best in the buisiness. I have a feeling that this match is going to go down in the history books as one of the best ICW Matches of all time. I mean the atmosphere is already all there, and it is still days away from Mind Games. Everyone is wondering what is going to happen, and who is going to win. None of us are willing to walk away from Miller Park without the title, and it might come down to the champion is the only one who can walk out under his own power. Great honor is going to go to the man who wins this match and shows everyone that they are the best in icw. This match has every capability to be a match of the year contendor and eventual winner. This just will give braggin rights to the winner to add to the great honor of being the Heavyweight Champion. Just like Thucydides said, when dangers are great, the greatest honors are to be won by the men and the states." With the stakes this high and the danger this imminate...its obvious the honor that will be taken by the winner of the main event at Mind Games.

Big Al Stud: Keeping on teh subject of the honor that goes with winning this match, because it is burtally obvious...not to mention I dont want to explain that all again, we will stick to another honor quote. This one has everything in the world to do with our big match at Mind Games. I beleive it was Niccolo Machiavelli who said it best when he said that "It is not titles who honor men, but men who honor titles." I know what you are all thinking, almost all that I ever do is talk of title winnings and how that makes me better. True I do say that, and I dont have a comeback so to speak for it. What it comes down to is I agree with what I saw, but I also agree with what Niccolo said. I know that its not the reigns themselves that bring the honor to me as the best United States Champion, but it was the greatness that I did for the United States Title. It was the great way in which I carried myself as a champion, and put so much pride into holding the United States Title. When I took the title into Escape From Reason...I elevated that title like no man has ever before. The main event match at Escape from Reason had the UNited States Title being defended at it, not the world title. No other man had the ability to make that title such a covetted possession to bring it above the World Title if just for that one night only. Not Pyro, not Ice, no one but Big Al Stud. I made that title how great it is now, even if HHH has it. Just like what I did for the United States Title, Max Powers did the opposite for the World Title. Back in his first reign he was an unrespected World Champion and ICW was at an all time low. Not in the ring alone with him as champ, but in morale as a group in back. If you look at Cutting Edge and WrestleRage2, you will see that the World Title was not defended in the main event. Why is that? Because Max Powers was a pathetic champion and couldn't carry a PPV as the world champ. He didn't bring that title honor, and it wasn't even worth it to take the title away from him. Ice finally beat him and brought that title out of the slums back to where it is today. It only had one down time when I brought great honor to the US Title and elevated it to the Main Event until I got injured and it dropped back to its spot. This doesn't just prove who is a better wrestler, a better person, who is more honored, or who brought more honor to their favorite belt...but it also proves that Machiavelli was not only a good choice for Tupac, but he was right in his estute quotation that "it is not titles who honor men, but men who honor titles."

Big Al Stud goes back to training hard, perhaps we can catch him later training hard for his big world title match as he is right now.







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