Alex Tyler: Well Mr. Stud, thank you very much for allowing me to conduct this interview.

Big Al Stud: First of all, I dont need you for this promo. I have to get ready for my big Main Event matchup for the ICW World Heavyweight Title. So you, get out

Alex Tyler looks slightly depressed and then weasels his way out of the room before he cries slightly.

Big Al Stud: Essentially I didnt want to do that, he but he is not needed, and I just want to be secluded before the biggest match of my ICW career. This is not only the biggest, but it is destined to be the greatest match of my career. And what makes for a great match? Great promos. And what are in great promos? Great quotes. That is going to be the focus of our pre match description before I get into the ring with El Oso and Max Powers...the greatest quotes ever, I hope your ready, for the quotes also!

Big Al Stud: Our first great quote comes from Lady Caroline Lamb of Lord Byron, and her great quote is "Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know" . Now if that quote doesn't just do me great justification, then there is no quote that can. I mean, I'm mad. I am one of the most pissed off individuals in ICW. I mean, why did I leave main event? Because I was pissed off at those glory hogs stealing my main events, and snagging my title shots. Now that I left, look at me...im main eventing just my second Pay Per View in just over two years in ICW! I mean, that just shows you that I am mad, but that doesnt give any justice to my opponents, we are all mad. Max Powers is mad at me because I left Main Event. He is also mad at me because I am facing him and trying to take away his world title gold. Those to are just self explanitory. Max Powers is also mad at me, quite frankly because I am everything he is not, and wishes he was. I mean look at me, I am ripped...I am good looking...I have a full head of hair, almost...I have the people, I have the twentie reigns, I won Viewers Choice. I am everything Max Powers isnt, and wishes that he was. When it comes down to it, that pisses him off, making both him and I, mad. But what about El Oso. He is mad, but why? El Oso is mad because he lost the world title. Its okay El Oso, you are the one who needs to get over your anger. I mean look at the facts Oso, you should have never been the champion. The only reason you won the title is thanks to me. I won you the title because I am better than max Powers. When I came in and hit the Devastation Device on Max, and he didnt get up till the following Friday Night Riot...at least, it proved that I am the better of the two wrestlers. Between us, the better is alos no exception. I am just flat out the best wrestler in ICW right now, and arguably the best ever! So we are all mad...I have established that. But are we all bad? The answer to that question is yes, each and every one of us is bad. You see, I am like Samuel L. Jackson, a BAD mother fucker! Thats how I am bad, but to see how El Oso and Max Powers are bad, is just the opposite. They are bad because they are horrible and hurrendous. They suck, which is a synonym for bad. I am a bad ass, they are bad wrestlers. There is a big differance and in the case of Lady Caroline, I think she was talking about my kind of bad...like me and samuel L...the baddest mother fuckers on the planet. And dangerous to know...well we know just who is dangerous to know...or at least dangerous to allign with. I mean look at what I did to my best friends the Main Event. First I beat the hell out of my tag team partner Patrick Webster and took back the United States Title for the record eighth time. Then I cost Max Powers the world title, hurting both him and Webster badly on that same night. Then another way that I hurt main event was by causing them to have Rage replace me. You see thats hurting them because no one likes Rage...Rage is like kissing your sister, who is really a boy...a fat ugly boy, or something. Then Jade Shocker left. Finally I capped it all of with beating Ice just about a week ago just for fun. I showed him a thing or who is truly a great legend in ICW...and that man is Big Al Stud! What it comes down to is that I am a very dangerous man to know...I'm MAD...I'm BAD...and I surea s hell am DANGEROUS as fuck TO KNOW!

Big Al Stud: Now lets move onto another legendary quote that has real implications on the Mind Games main event...and especially everybody's favorite wrestler...Big Al Stud. We turn to the special boat squadrin and notice their great motto..."Not by strength, but by guile." For those of you who don't know what the world guile means...and I am looking at both of you Max and El...Guile means cunningness, craftyness, or slyness. Everyone in ICW, or just anyone who follows wrestling in general, knows that guile is a word that greatly desribes the most popular wrestler in ICW...me, Big Al Stud. Now, strength, that is obviously not my strong point. But as for Max Powers and El Oso, they are both stronger than me for sure. But I am smarter than then ten-fold. There is no doubt in anyone's mind that I am the smartest wrestler walking into the Mind Games Main Event. I mean look at Max Powers. He looks like a throughback skinny butterbean after a fight. And whats with that stupid face he always makes. But just as dumb as Max Powers may be, El Oso is perhaps twice as stupid. I mean what kind of bleach blonde, scraggly ass surfer is from Chicago? I mean not only is the ocean not in chicago...its not even close. What bothers me more than him bean a little wanna-be surfer, there is his hispanic name. El Oso. What kind of crap is that? I mean, this guy is so white that he doesn't even have a shadow...yet he insists on having a surfer look and a espanol name. Just because you took a yera of spanish ten years ago in high school, you aren't latin. You aren't part hispanic, its obvious by the color of your skin that you maybe a quarter Casper. This just proves your stupidity. Now with the fact that you being stronger and my being wittier than you both, we can relate this back to the quote. If you haven't really put two and two together, that means that the Special Boat Squadrin knows exactlly what they are talking about, and they know that Big Al Stud is going to be the new ICW World Heavyweight Champion...not by strength, but by guile!

Big Al Stud: Or third quote for the day is another good quote...no its another in the series of great quotes...and I hope you all expected no less from a great wrestler like myself. This quote comes from David Malcom Storey, and it is "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too." When we bring this quotation into our every days lives, or at least compare it an contrast it with my big Mind Games Main Event Match, it really can bring alot to the table. While Max Powers and El Oso have both done a big thing that Big Al Stud hasn't...that is all based upon opportunity. Both won Mr. ICW tournaments, so more props to them...both got lucky. Max has those four world title reigns to my one, but that comes from opporunity, and he has had four chances at the title. Now it is my opportunity to get that title, and many people in ICW have called me the biggest opportunist in ICW history. If I see my stable sinking, they say I leave. That is just not entirely true, because what turthfully happens is that I leave the stable, and then they just quick sinkly. That just means that I am truly a catalyst to a stable or tag team's sucess, so that also means that I can easily win by myself. But back to that quote, I haven't done the big things that these two have done...but this is about the little things, and doing those little things well. I have dne those little things well, and I have done them the best in ICW History. Compared to the World Title, the United States Title is a little thing, to some extent. It is a smaller title than the world title. So we will call the UNited States Title the little things that if you can do well, you can do bigger things well also. El Oso has never even held the United States title, and that appears to be a level up from where he should be right now...he just isn't Main Event material right now, but that aint his fault. Max Power has held the United States Title once, in damn near ten shots. He somehow luckily beat Rage, who was wrestling with alot of demons...or at least injuries. I mean that was his last match for a while. But the person that Max Powers could never beat for the United States Title is the exact person who I beat for my record 7th US Title reign, the Shanghai Kid. What it comes down to is the fact that Shanghai beat Max about 6 times in a row for that title, then I came back from injury. I beat the Shanghai Kid four times in a row in various matches, something no other man has ever done! But back to the US Title 'little thing' I am the best at that little thing after holding it an unprecendented eight times. No one else can touch that as 5 or 6 is the second closest. That just proves that I am the best at doing the little things. According to David Malcom Storey, if you can do a little thing well, than you can also do a big thing well. Obviously that means if you are the best at doing the little things, than you need to have the confidence that you can be the best at doing the big things also...and I am fully confident that I can be the best at donig those big things as well!

Big Al Stud: Another great quote that has a lot of barance on the Mind Games World Title Match, even though many of you may or may not know it...comes from another great man of three names, Marshall Michel Ney. It was Ney who said that "People who think of retreating before a battle has been fought ought to have stayed home." What that means Max and Oso...is that you two are second guessing yourself. You guys know it, I know it, and the people know it. You guys are worried that your going into the match with the wrong man. You guys are starting to think that maybe I am just a little to ready for this match, a little to crazy maybe. Well you are right, cause I am to ready for this match. I have been waiting since July 17th for this rematch and just over 10 months later it comes. Waiting ten months for something can make a guy really determined. Really anxious, or really antsy. I am ready to kick your asses right now, but I am going to wait it out. When the time is right I am going to make my move, a move ten months in the making. But am I to crazy? No. I just want this ICW World Title around my waste again more than anything I have ever wanted in my entire life. More than shiney new huffy I got for my tenth birthday. More than that silver Navi with tinted windows rolling on twenties that I rode up here with. But you guys, you are worried. You don't want to face Big Al Stud again. Big Al Stud is the kind of guy who can really hurt you. I know how to put on every move in the book, and I know slight alterations to the move that could break a mans neck just from an armbar. I want this title, badly, bad enough to break my former best friends neck? Yes, there is no doubt that if comes down to win or lose about breaking Max's neck...I will do it. I almost broke it before to try to keep that title...I will punish everyone twice as severly to try to win the title. But you guys are worried, Max I know you don't want to come down to the ring and fight me. El Oso, you are a smart guy so I'm guessing you know better than to want to face the legendary Big Al Stud. But back to you Max, you don't want to bring down you belt and put it on the line against a madman like you are thinking that I am right now. You want to just stay at home in Albany and laugh as you keep your title, you want to try to get a countout or something. You are looking for anyway to get out of this war...but its not going to work. Just like Marshal Michel Ney said, you ought to have stayed at home if you are ready to retreat before the match. That fits your character Max, so that means in simpilar terms...you are going to lose.

Big Al Stud just randomly continues his great quest down the locker room. Stud quickly hangs a right and the camera follows like he is doing something important. Stud then sneaks into the Main Event locker room and steals all the Pyro Bars he can find. Stud runs back to his locker room laughing and eating Pyro Bars! Why is Stud eating Pyro bars, what do they taste like, hoe much do they cost? Find out next promo...but not really...same Stud time, same stud place, same stud channel! (i know thats prolly not in order)