Big Al Stud: Well what do we have here? Max Powers cut another epic promo, it wasnt bad...but it wasn't near Big Al Stud quality. You know what Max, the quote for this promo I am about to cut for you comes from an unknown source. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism." I think you know what this means, but being me getting paid by the hour...I'll draw it out for you. What this quote means, well its basically just an alteration of the statement that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This quote that I chose is really humerous if you are on the same higher order thinking wavelength that I am on...Max, you most likely are, thats why we got along so well. You see, what this quote is saying is that for every great thing that I have done, like winning the United States Title an astonishing, amazing, unprecedented, never before done, eight times...Max has everything all planned out about how thats not so great. He talks about the length of my reigns, and Max...you should know that size doesn't really matter. Max you are quick to judge everything about me, say I have a short pe...title reign, say that I am a backstabber, say I love the limelight, you are just to quick to jump to a conclusion and judge me. Now, just for you, I am giong to judge you quickly, unfairly, and harshly based upon your promo.

Big Al Stud: Speaking of boring, not that we were, but that is exactly what Max's first little part of his promo was. Who cares about all the soap operas and shit that he watched? I mean this is ICW, not Kathy's so called reality! Then you got the good part of your promo, me. You say that I love the spotlight, I love all of the attention. No, that is not true at all. I dont want the limelight...I need it. I crave it, because of all the months where you, Patrick Webster and everyone else took my light. You turned me against the people and blinded me. You made me blind to see who it is that gets the money for my paycheck. Without these people I would be nothing. You guys blinded me and stole my limelight, now I have an obsession to get all of the attention, and the quickest way to do that is to win the world title at Mind Games...it also seems the most fitting, based upon the name of the Pay Per View. Max then decided he wanted to crack his little joke about my clever idea of relating quotes to our big world title match. Max can sit there and crack his jokes alot. Hell, I have been known for a few jokes before the match, but there is a problem for Max, I dont know if he is going to be ready for the match mentally. He is going to come in thinking I am still in a joking mood, but of course I am not. This whole joking atmosphere could really put Max in danger, but only time will tell. Max decided it would then be a good time to start joking around out my serious quotes, like I said earlier...yet seem to reiterate. He said I can shove all of my quotes, and you all probablly expect some great quote of I can shove my foot up your ass! But thats not comming. Just because you are not an intillectual person, that does not mean that my quotes or stupid, or "gay" as you like to say. I mean, just because I have more common knowledge and all around street savvy than you will ever have, it matters not. What matters is me and my fans, not you, not Mr. S, not Mr. D, not El Oso...who you seem to be forgetting in this match. You all don't matter, I matter...my fans matter...and winning that ICW World Title matters most to me right now! Max started rambling on about me being a cracker or something, and him having a "brothers haircut." Just like you had a supposed newsflash of me being a crack...which is obvious...I have one for you. You are white, whitey. You are so white that you don't have a shadow! Max tried turning my own quotes against me, but he just talked randomly rambling on until he confused himself even more, which was not an intellegent thing for him to do. Once he got to confused, he just shut up for a while. Now, earlier I explained how I was smarter than Max Powers, and he just proved the point when he tried to steal my quote idea again in quoting Billy Madison. Max, Billy is not real. He is a fictional character, that means non existant if you still don't comprendo, as my friends south of the border say. He talked about Shanghai Kid as if he is in the match, just don't get me started. Max tried to explain my strategy about leaving the Main Event and such things, but it will all make sense come Sunday Night. I don't care about the two match one night deal, because either way I tend to win, even if you guys let me down in the stables match...just ask Patrick Webster, or any of the dozen hall of famers that I have beaten. Max ended his promo with a proposition for me to rejoin the Main Event, and my career could depend on it. We will see what my choice is Sunday night wont we Max?

Big Al Stud: Just when we thought that illiterate, incompitant, incociderate bafoon was done with his criticism comments, he pulled another promo out of his ass, then a couple more. We will focus on number 3...Max finally decided that he should admit that I let him pin me when he most recently won the world title. Thats just really what it comes to. I let Max pin me, I handed him the fourth epic riegn, and took it away from El Oso. That just builds up some heat between these guys, and guess what? They want to fight me more. When they come in seeing red and just going for the jugular, thats when they are going to make mistakes, and that is when I am going to capitolize on those mistakes that they are bound to make. I am going to capitolize on an intangible, and if they dont have some injury or such thing...I'll have to create one countering from their mistakes. Max talked about how our match a couple weeks back was irelevant, but really it wasnt. It might not have been for a title, or fortune, or fame, but it is for something that seperates a Max Powers from a Big Al Stud. This was a battle for pride! I cost you the world title and you wanted revenge. I was just in the match because the higher ups felt it necessary for you to get some retribution. You tried to, you again came in all agitated, and what happened? I capitolized on your errors, creating an intangable, and thus pinning you one, two, three failry and of course squarely in the middle of the ring. He then talked alot of bullshit that has already been said. There is no reason for you to say the same thing over and over Max, do you think it tricks people into thinking that your promos are big and great? It just rams shit into their minds, it is you just trying to brainwash the public into appreciating you...its jut too bad that shit never works for a cheesy bald headed baldy like you! Max then tried to suck up to all of my fans...Max, it is not going to get the fans behind you to say how great the doctors and police men are. If you said how great I was (Huge pop) Then you could finally get the fans behind you...but you didnt say that. You just go about it all wrong and thats why the fans love me, and love to hate you. But hating you is pretty fun...I'll give you that much. Not more though. Max said the obvious at the end of his third promo...he said that the winner will be the one who preforms the best. Thats burtally obvious, so I will say something obvious...I am going to be that man, who walks a tho...shit! I will be that man who preforms the best and wins the match.

Big Al Stud: So now we get to the fourth of five promos all about everyone's favorite wrestler...Big Al Stud! This one was another somewhat of a snorefest, but there were some swell points that were brought up that are worth commenting on. FIghting criticism with criticsm i suppose would be an attequate thing to say about the subject. This promo also proved how boring and stupid Max Powers could be. Who wants to see that man have spasmatic seisures? Who wants to see him runs blocks and attack innicent Big Al Stud fans and other law obiding citizens? Thats just not good tv. Showing my blemish free face and perfectly shaped flat top...now that is not just good TV, its great TV! The promo was nearly half over before Max did any real talking that had any barence on the sexiest man in ICW, and me. What? Ah, oh well. Anyway, Max talked about how he gets so frusterated because whenever he turns on the television he sees my gorgeous, stunning, beautiful face on his tv and he cant help but get stimulated in a sexualy arrousing way. Obviously this doesnt really have anything to do with the match we are going to be engaging in, so I, being a great man and role model...unlike Max Powers...am not going to ramble on and dwell on the poor subject. I just want to know what is it with this guy? Is he trying to come off as some psycho? Is he trying to scare me? Is he trying to make everyone think that he is some sort of loose cannon? Its rediculous, ludacris, random, stupid, and all that jazz. He is not fooling anyone. Is he mild mannered Michael J by day but crazzzy maxxxy p at night? Is it Maxxxy P in the LBC? I don't think it is. I think it is all rediculous and I am going to put a stop to this, you dont scare me...I only feel that you are stupid and I you make me gladder and gladder that I left Main Event before you made me any dumber and ruined my illustrious ICW career. Suprisingly enough Max Powers talked about how he is a high risk taker, and then explained it all out as if I didnt know what one was. He explained it all as long and drawn out as he can, but the thing that pesters me is just the modesty. I am sure that if I connected a quotation with being hardcore, max would come back with how great he is at being hardcore, same with technical wrestling, winning, losing, jobbing, fishing, boxing...when it just comes down to it Max Powers has the false sense that he is the best at everything. Everything I say, he thinks he is the legend at. He thinks he is the fucking natural at everything! Well natch...we will just have to see who just is the best at what it comes down to...pinng your opponent inside the wrestling ring known as the sqaured circle for a three count by teh ref's jurisdiction that is supposed to be about second, while your opponent does not kick out, lift a shoulder off of the mat, or put a foot on the rope. And in that little game, I think that I am better than you are right now...or perhaps ever will be. Max said that you don't see any baseball teams that win just because of how great they are in the field...which I interpret to include pitching. But I recall a certain World Series where Max beleived that his favorite team, the yankees would win. Certain backstage personel said that you can't beat Schilling and Johnson, and the profits held true. The Arizona Diamondbacks won the world series just based upon what they do in the field, which is their pitching. Max, just like usual, you were wrong...again. Max says that his revenge on me is keeping away the title, but I dont know how well that is going to hold up. Max, just think about this one long and hard. I controlled the fate of who walked into the match the world champion. I hand selected you for me to face mainly for the title. There has to be a reasoning for that, just like their is in every decision that I have ever made in my great career. There was a reason, and as soon as you figure that out, you will be one step closer to figuring out my puzzle, my mind game and Mind Games so to speak. Max earlier had talked about how great and quick he was on his feet, which is not suprising being how modest he is and all, and then what does he say later? He says that I am much quicker on my feet because I am small. Wait a minute, if you are quicker or your feet, and I am also quicker on my feet, then what the fuck are you talking about? We can't possibly both be quicker on our feet...it just goes to show you that you really have no clue what you are babbling about and when it comes down to it, you are just wasting everyone's time with your pointless rambles. Max somehow decided for me that this was the biggest match of my career. Now Max, it is not the biggest match of my career because I am used to fighting legends. My Main Event at Escape From Reason is still a bigger match in my career, but this match will be my sweetest. beating you and El Oso for the World Title is the sweetest victory that I can even fathm. I really can't think of any way that I would rather have it than this way. Its not my biggest match, but it will be my sweetest victory. Reasons also include the fact that Ice and I were on good terms, but right now I am really hating both you and Max Powers...I want to beat the shit out of you...I just wanted to beat Ice. I'm going to leave you with this thought. Max thinks that he is Mr. consistancy...but he cannot decipher the simple question of who is the most recent person to defend the title successfully at a Pay Per View? Is that the kind of ignoramous you want as your ICW World Heavyweight Champion?

Big Al Stud: So now we get all the way down to the fifth and, for your sake and mine, hopefully the last ever promo by Max Powers. This is the fifth Max Powers promo for just me, the great and awesome Big Al Stud. Just like this is my sixth promo for the big world title match. Just the hype alone from myself and Max is looking to create quite a great atmospher for a very hateful world title match. Max pondered outloud how much training can help someone out just a week before amatch. He asked himself in such a way that he was truly asking for an adequate answer, and that is an answer that only I know enough to give him. I will tell you that someone can really improve their power and also their cardiovascular strength immensly within just a short period of seven days. But since I have been training about three times as hard for three weeks, then you can take that testosterone and multpily the advantages and improvements by 3. Max, you will find out how much my body has improved recently when we step into the ring Sunday Night. Max talked about how he is so smart, and modest, because of the way he is not so vigorously training for the match. I dont know wether I would call this clever, or lazy. Soon the whole world will find out. Soon everyone will know which strategy is better, and then next time Max Powers will know better and will train properly. Max says that now I am just playing Mind Games with myself in my training, trying to trick myself into thinking that I am better than I really am. Well Max, posession is nine tenths of the law...or something like that. But also football is seventy five percent mental and fifty percent physical. Seeing how wrestling is more grueling and more of a thinking man's sport it must be ninety percent mental and fifty-five percent physical. That means just that mental edge of knowing that I trained that much harder than you...knowing that I want it more, I deserve it more...just that going on inside my head is almost all that I need to win the match. You also have to be knowing that I want it more, and you cannot match my tenacity...so that means your ninety percent is going to fail you miserably. Max wants to know who will survive...I'll tell you...it will be me. Mark my words!

Stud leaves and the camera fades