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Big Al Stud is sitting in his hotel room, ironically in the same hotel as Max Powers. He, of course, has a much smaller and shittier room. He has one small bed, a real ice box...one of those styraphonme pieces of shit. Stud sits on his cot and starts talking...
Big Al Stud: Lets stick with the quotes folks. My next magnificant quote is inspired by Max Powers's first promo directed solely in my direction. The amazing quotation is from Dale Carnegie, and the quote is "Any fool and criticize, condem, and complain...and most do!" That just fits right down your ally Max, because you are a fool...get it? Most fools criticize, you did...that makes you a fool, ahaha I'm witty! Lets get down to the facts Max, that quote is really self explanitory. It says that any man can come down to the ring and criticize another man and talk about how bad they are...but a real man can go down and do what he has to do. I am that real man, I am that man who can go down to the ring and get the job done. I have done it time and time again, because I am really that much of a real man. But Max, don't try to play off the derrogitory things that you said about me, and don't try to act like I am not going to brutally respond to them. Max you started off with your antics talking about how I am trying to play Mind Games. I am not going to dwell on that fact, because you can think whatever you want...maybe you can even convince El Oso that I am not going to join the main event. Or maybe you are trying to convice yourself even more. All I am saying is that it is going to come up and bite someone on the ass! Max thinks I screwed him, and well I certainly did. But just like I cost him the world title, I am the one who let him pin me and win the world title back. He can talk about how I took the title away, but in reality I am the one who gave it back to him, just because I felt sorry for him, and still have some bonds from our friendship left. I can't help it but I am just a good natured guy. He talked about how he is a better person than me, as if that matters. Pyro is not some great guy, but he is the biggest name in our industry. I am not a good guy, neither is Reaper...and we are up there also. Being a good guy generally leads someone away from success. Max said that I was an eight time US Champion and he was a four time world champion...signalling that he was on top of ICW four times, and I was almost there at eight times. Well if you ask anyone in ICW, they know they would rather be the first, last, and only eight time United States Champion rather than some guy who luckily won the World Title a few times and has no records or anything. You trying to boost yourself up and me down is just a poor defense mechanism.
Big Al Stud: Max for some reason said that he has never faced me in singles competition, but that is completely a wrong statement. He faced me about two weeks ago in a singles match and he prolly would like to forget it, and told himself over and over that it never happened. He finally might have convinced him, but I will tell you that I faced Max one on one, and the awesome impact of the devastation device devastated Max Powers and ICW's IMpact Player walked away from the ring with his hand raised in victory. Max talked about how he faced all of the ICW great. People like Volcano...he beat, but so have I. Shanghai Kid...beat him about 6 PPVs in a row, but I hold 4 straight wins over the Shanghai Kid, not a coincidence. Pyro, we both hold many wins over. Reaper, HHH, Crasher...I have beat over and over, but I dont know about him. MIke Lindsay and Savage I beat numerous times. El Oso,I have never pinned, but neither has Max Powers. Then we get to a sour not in ICW history...Joe Max. Joe is dead and I doubt want to say anything disrespectful about him, but I am the last person to hold a one on one victory over Joe Max. Max talked bad about my former manager, the Charter and I am not going to say anything other than the fact that i am obviously dominating the rankings thus far in 2002, where no man is even close to me. Powers asks how I got into the world title match. Max there were the amazing matches I won against incredible opponents who beat you time after time after time. I won match after match, and Mr. S ignored me because of some pathetic personal vandetta he had against me. Now Mr. D came into power and respects who was the biggest talent in the first 5 full months of 2002, and named me the number one contendor. The real question is what have you done to deserve the world title match. All you did was beat a has been named Pyro, and then beat an injured Shanghai Kid who had his head elsewhere. YOu showed how great you really are when you lost to El Oso at wrestleRage. You are a man of few wins, but you win big matches one at a time. Then you lose big matches. You won your last big match thanks in a large part to the great Big Al Stud...now it is time for you to lose a big match to the great Big Al Stud! Max Powers said that I cannot beat Pyro...but obviously that just shows more flaws in the knowledge of one named Max. He is just moronic in his lectures because he is completely innacurate. Now, he is not even correct with his observation of me never beating Pyro at a Pay Per view. We can look at my comeback to ICW...my first PPV match since returning a month earlier. Who did I face and beat? I beat Pyro in a very quick match. In our most recent endevoure, I beat Pyro within a swift matter of minutes. Other dates where I beat Pyro include. May 29th 2001, June 12th 2001, August 7th, 2001, March 12th 2002, March 25th 2002, June 15th 2001, August 24th 2001, December 7th 2001, April 5th 2002,. Each and every one of those dates I hold decisive victories over the Legend Pyro...a man who Max Powers says that I cannot beat. Max said that he needs this win, and I agree with him. A guy of his skill and stature needs any win that he can get...and I don't need to further explain that.
Big Al Stud: Max then started rambling on about making fun of a person in a wheelchair or a person with down syndrom. Thats not funny at all Max. Now, if it was a kid with terrets and he yelled obseen things all the time...now that would be funny Max. But you, you and your cripple jokes, they aren't funny. You are a sick sick man and I think that you could use a little bit of help mentally. Max Powers tried to get around calling me a liar, but he said it in what he thinks is a nice way. There is no nice way to put a person down Max. Put downs are harmful, especially to a man with my sesativity. You know, a guy like me...it just hurts alot. I wouldnt say that kind of stuff to you, thats why I am a great role model. Role Model Stud, thats what they used to call me before I got to ICW to make it for myself in the bigtime. And now you try to take it all away with your negative, obseen, rude, vulgar, and hurtful put-downs. I have had just about enough of it, and it is time for me to whomp you! Max then just tried in vain to put himself over in from of the intellegant Wisonsin crowd...if their is such a thing. Max oyu are not fooling anyone, just like you say my supposed Mind Games are not fooling anyone! He didnt fool me, no one cares about his pathetic reigns where he just beat Volcano and Crasher over and over. I mean I have beaten both of those guys, and I am not asking for a cookie or any such thing. I could hold the World title 70 days and choke at WrestleRage twice in a row, but I dont do that shit. I face the top dogs in the company and occassionally I dont step up to the plate. Sunday is not going to be one of those times when I don't step up to the plate. I am going to step up to the plate, and I am going to bring home the gold for me and all my fans who made me 2002's Viewer's Choice! Max talked about how he knows he cant get up from a D-Device from atop a ladder, and that is obvious, because he could get up from a normal one. He said there is no ladder in our match, and listed a lot of matches to try to make his promo drag on and bore more people, because thats how he gets his heel heat. But when I faced Ice it was a standard match. my weapon of choice...the ladder, has a way in finding itself into my big matches just like your trusty kendo stick. You never keep your wood to yourself, but it goes the same with your gold. Whenever you defend against someone worthy like myself or Ice...you fail. Sunday you will fail again, because thats just the way your character does it Max. Thats you...you fail. Max says that I don't know what the World Title is about...well he will soon see that I truthfully do know what the World Title is all about! So what I sai before, any man can criticize and Dale Carnegie said it best, you jsut did your best to reidderate what he said. You did a great job Max, you are just a swell and stand-up guy.
Big Al Stud lies down on his cot and pulls up his imaginairy blanket. He claps and his ghetto light goes out for sweet dreams for Stud. Max Powers has no idea what he is in for when he steps into the ring with Big Al Stud...this is a new and intense Big Al Stud. One who doesn't like to lose, and one who loves cots!
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