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The camera fades in to the VA Beach locker room. A toilet flush can be head and then Big Al Stud walks out of the bathroom, being absolutely startled by the camera being shoved up in his mug. Stud turns away with somewhat of a scowl on his face. He begins walking down the hall with the camera of course following him. Stud then walks into the office of ICW President Mr. S. Mr. S is talking to someone on the phone, and he quickly looks up to see a fuming Big Al Stud in his nice room.
Mr. S : Hey, I gotta go...I'll call you back. Al, what do you want?
Big Al Stud:
Hey, I know we have had some real differances in the past, but I mean...whats with the Last Man Standing match? Do you want me to lose the world title? Do you really thing rage will represent ICW the way that I can?
Mr. S : Hey, its just buisness. If you really think that you are one of the best World CHampions, or that you truly are the best man right now in ICW...then you can overcme adversity and retain the ICW World Title.
Big Al Stud:
This match favors Rage in every way possible...I am going to overcome adversity and show the world I truly am the best world champion that ICW has ever had. And on Friday Night Riot after I retain the title, I am going to march right into your room back here, and I am going to rub in your face, and shove this belt up your ass. You wont ever forget this, and neither will I. But the real man that I feel sorry for...is the man that I am facing in this last man standing match...Rage!
Big Al Storm storms out of Mr. S's locker room and romps down the hall. Mr. S just laughs and says 'Good, this could improve the buyrate even more!'. Stud continues down the hall and heads toward ringside. Finally stud gets to the place where you walk out from under the spiker tron. Stud walks over to the right of the spiker tron and peaks out to an ICW house show, and has the camera look also.
Big Al Stud:
Look at all those people,more importantly, look at all those men. Wait, don't think I am gawking at the men because I think that they are very attractive or something. But look at all those men standing up. There are alot of men standing. But eventually those men are going to sit down. They are going to stop standing and they will stop standing for at least ten seconds. They have that luxury. If they want to, they can sit down, lay down, pass out or do anything they want, and they will still get to see the match. They don't have to stand to get and keep what they want. But Rage, you realize that when we go out there Sunday Night we aren't going to have that luxury. We are going to battle for ten, twenty, thirty, over fourty five minutes. In a normal match you might hit a clothesline or something and both men lie on the ground for ten or fifteen seconds, with the refs not counting the ten count because of the magnitude of our match. But on Sunday there are no breaks like that. We can't take a ten second breather or the match will be over. I know that I am prepared for this Rage, and I am going to assume that you are. I know you pretty well I think, and I know that you might not get as mentally prepared for some matches as other wrestlers like myself do, but for a big title match you will. And there truly is no bigger title match than this World Title match that we are going to step into. I know that you are ready for this match because of all the hype you are putting into it now. But I have am a thinking man's wrestler, and I have been doing alot of thinking about this match...and heres what I think...
Big Al Stud:
I have already talked about the resting, so really this match is going to be you and I going right after each other the whole time. We aren't going to be able to sit back and catch our breath, so whats going to happen is that we are going to come after each other with everything that we have. We will both be looking for that big move that is going to knock the other person down and out, because thats what this is all about. This match will end when one person has sustained a blow to the body or head so ravaging that their body won't function in order for them to get up to their feet to break up the ten count. Its a combination of boxing and wrestling more or less. You see this has alot to do with your mental out look on this match, or at least the actual getting up is very mental. I am not going to say that just because I feel that I am smarter than you Rage...thats not the point. I am talking about the fact that it takes a severe blow to the head for the brain not to function enough to get back to your feet. But it also has to do with the fact of desire, and the want to get back up to your feet. I assure you that I am going to want this more than any other match in my life. I know this is also number one on your all time ICW match priority list as well Rage, so you arent going to be toying around in the world. So I have come to the obvious conclusion that the loser of this match is going to have to be straight up knocked completely out, but how does that get done? The Rage No More is not going to be the kind of move that keeps me down for a ten count, or completely knocks me out, hell I have even kicked out of that move before. But don't take that the wrong way, I dont think the 2002 finisher of the year is enough to completely knock Rage out for ten full seconds. I don't think that either moves are worth anything more than a standard set up signature move in this bout, because of the rules and everything the match is worth. What this match is going to come to might seem like some big fall, or huge bump...but I really don't think that is enough. It is going to take a real series of moves. A lot of hard impact wrestling moves, chair shots, and then multiple huge bumps and moves that could damn near kill a man. It will take the same to beat Rage as it will to beat me. I know that both of us are going to completely give it everything we have, never give up...never surrender. So I know alot of you want to know my strategy for this match...and I am going to straight up tell you my strategy for this match with Rage. My strategy is to...kill...Rage!
Big Al Stud:
Rage has really been running his trap alot and has been cutting alot of promos. One of those promos just happened to be on the same subject, the Last Man Standing match that we are going to on Sunday. Well all the promos have been on that subject, but this one was on the match type specifically. First in that promo Rage talked about he used to be a world class ICW World Champion, and all eyes were once on him. He talked about how he has been slowly climbing back to the top. Well first of all Rage, you are on top. You aren't headlining the biggest pay per view to date because you are right in the middle of the ICW talent. You are at the top so obviously you have quickly jumped up the ranks. Thats the second thing, you haven't been slowly climbing back up the ranks as you claimed. You had been driftin in the Canadian Title division, and then suddenlyu got a chance at a shot at the title, and unlike the others...you capitolized on it. You capitolized and quickly jumped up from the midcard up to the main event scene. More power to you, but of course you will quickly be back down to the midcard after I teach you why I am the top dog in Internet Championship Wrestling. Rage tried to say that there is nothing that I can do knock Rage out for ten seconds, when the ICW World Heavyweight title is on the line. Well that is completely out of his mental graspe obviosly. To knock a person out it just takes an extremely brutal blow to the cranium that makes it so the brain cannot function properly and the combatant is unable to get back to their feet. From little moves this does not happen and the heart can keep the warrior, Rage or myself, getting up and battling. But when that extreme blow is made to the skull, and that person is knocked out...the heart has nothing to do with it. When the brain won't allow you to get up Rage....you cant get up because you want to. You just cant get up because you are fucking not able to get up! Learn a little something about the human body before you go making bogus claims like that. In this match we all know that the deck is stacked against me, because like Rage said...this is a hardcore match. Well who is the man who won the hardcore title, and excells in hardcore rules matches like dumpster matches? Rage is that man. This match is right down Rage's alley, and everyone is thinking that there is no way Stud can win. ICW members past and present are thinking that Rage is going to come out victorious, but there have been other matches like that. One in particular was my last PPV Title defense. When I beat Reaper in the 'I QUIT' match, no one thought I could do it. I quit surely was in my favor, but the people thought Reaper had to much heart to quit. Now people think Rage has too much heart to stay down for a full ten count, but just like last time they are all wrong. There comes a certain time when the heart can do nothing and it comes down to the brain. There is one big differance though. Reaper used his brain and tapped out to save his career elsewhere. Rage won't be able to use his brain because of the high impact blow to his head...and thus won't be able to regain his composure and get to his feet to fight. That is basically all of the talking that Rage did about the Last Man Standing match...so that might as well be all of the talking that I do about the Last Man Standing match...
Big Al Stud walks away and lets the curtain fall back behind him. Stud exits the ringside entrance and then heads back to the locker rooms. Stud looks with sorrowful eyes at the EXIT door and then leaves the arena in Virginia Beach. This will also happen Sunday Night, but will the sorrowful eyes be there also...but more importantly, will the world title leave with him?
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