Beach Brawl is getting closer and closer and everyone is anticipating the huge World Title Match. Both wrestlers have been hyping the match over and over, cutting promo after promo. Well now it is time for another promo to hype the big Beach Brawl Main Event where Rage will challenge Big Al Stud for the World Title in a Last Man Standing Match. The ICW cameras then fades back to find Big Al Stud. This time Stud is wandering around the streets of Virginia Beach not far at all from the beaches. Stud is walking with a pair of shorts and his world title belt around his waste. Behind Stud is a group of people following him, led and organized by Johnny 'The Star' Jacobsen. There are all sorts of people there. Stud stops and Johnny signals for all of the people to stop also.

Big Al Stud: Rage, consider this a little demonstration to prove how truly nothing you have accomplished in ICW is that great, anyone can do it...

Stud looks back at Jacobsen and nods his head. Johnny nods his head also and then Stud whips down his shorts to be bare ass naked with only the title belt covering himself up. Jacobsen does the same with his belt covering himself, but all of the people behind Johnny all get completely naked, except for the shoes and socks they still have on. Stud then takes off running down the street witheveryone running behind him. They run down the street for a whle until a cop car is seen in the distance and Stud turns and they all head to the beach. They run naked down the beach for a while, with people running through crowds as much as possible. A bunch of cop cars then pull up to the beach and cops begin running after them. The group scatters and Stud runs into a beach house. Stud looks around and then sees another of his stable mates, ICW's former Intercontinental Champion, Crazzzy Gerard. Gerard looks puzzledly at Big Al Stud and then just shakes his head.

Big Al Stud: What's up?

Crazzzy Gerard: Hopefully not you, you sick fuck. What they hell are you doing running around naked again?

Big Al Stud: Oh it was brilliant Gerard. Rage always likes to talk about he is the king of streaks. About how he streaked by this person, streaked by that person. In fact, I doubt he even wore any clothes in his first couple of months in Internet Championship Wrestling! I just did this to show Rage that anyone can streak. Men, women, tall people, short people, skinny people, fat people, dumb people, smart people, well indowed people, poorly indowed people. African people, american people, african american people, indians, mexicans, cubans, japanese, chinese. And if you rewind and watch the type, I clearly streaked by well over three dozen people, thus shattering Rage's record of 13, and even his 9 wrestler streak later in life!

Crazzzy Gerard: You really are as dumb as I heard you were. Let me explain this to you...Rage's streak was not really about running around naked. You see, in all sports, including wrestling. When you have the same decision in three straight contests, games, matches, whatever you want to call it...they call it a streak. I winning or losing streak. Rage amazingly won thirteen matches in a row, which is very differant than you running down the beach bare ass naked.

Big Al Stud: Crap...you got any clothes?

Stud and Gerard go into a room and Stud comes out with a Dixie Chicks shirt and biker shorts on. Why the hell Gerard had these clothes with him before a huge ICW Pay Per View...or really any day in his life, is the real mystery. Stud walks outside of Gerards rented beach house and sits down on a nice, comfortable, chair. Stud then begins talking about his big match against Rage this Sunday.

Big Al Stud: Okay Rage, my demonstration did not turn out as good as planned, but it did promote equality and show you than anyone can have a streak anyway. But lets get to your real streaks...the one where you beat alot of people in a row. You came to ICW and wanted to make a big name for yourself. You came to ICW and talked about how you were the best wrestler, and the next big thing. You pissed off the wrestlers including myself, at the time...the World Champion. You pissed off me, and all the wrestlers in the back because of your ego and arrogance. Then you also didn't make good friends with the staff, in fact many of the staff didnt like you at all. So you talk about how you couldn't get the shots that you thought you deserved, but there was good reasoning behind it. The reasoning being that you pissed off the wrong people. But the fact right now that I am talking about is first your thirteen matc win streak. Rage, the point I was making about everyone hating you is that you really HAD to win thirteen matches in a row, mostly because being a douche bag, you weren't going to be catching any slack from the staff. But about that actual streak, there were only a few matches worth winning. A couple of those worth wins came only because you were teaming with the best wrestler ICW has ever seen, Pyro. But you also out wrestled Webster and proved to me that you were truly a cut above many of the other rookies in ICW. But the fact that the majority of your matches came from measly jobbers and jobber cage matches...that doesn't impress me or say how great you are. After that streak you had some success early, but then died out because you fail to be consistant. Then when you came back from a little break for ICW, you started another lower card streak. This time you only beat nine losers in a row. The first streak was ended by a subpar wrestler named High Tyme. The second streak was ended by then Internet Champion Mr. Kreeper. Not yet in his prime, Kreeper was truly an embarassment like High Tyme was. After your second streak you haven't had any success, but don't think your going to get that great success, because I am not going to allow it. I've not been pinned since Mind Games, and that comes against quality opponents the likes that you have never even faced on a regular basis in your ICW career. I beat people like Powers, Webster, Reaper, you...all on my little unbeaten streak thats lasted the whole summer. Jonny Blaze also was very close to breaking your streak. Jade Shocker has had a streak but the official tally was never counted. Julian had a long streak in the double digits I beleive. So basically what am I trying to get at? Streaks aren't that impressive, anyone can get hot and do one. I dont need a bunch of nudists to prove that one. It takes a real man to win and win consitantly, which is what I have done throughout my career. That was what people like myself, Volcano, and Pyro did. I win and keep on winning, unlike you who wins a few in a row...then loses over and over. You lost your last match so you'll keep that streak going. Like I said it takes a real man to win every night, and I am that real man...I will win everynight, including Sunday Night.

Big Al Stud gets up from the chair and drinks a glass of sweat tea he found lying around randomly. Stud then walks down the stairs of the beach house. He walks down to the street and looks around for the police, because they are wanting to arrest people they suspect for running naked. Stud then starts walking down the street whistling a very innocent sounding song. A cop car then swerves over and blocks Stud's route. The cop leads his head out of the car and his eyes open wide. 'Dixie Chicks!' he says. He grabs the radio thing and says 'I'm going to need back up, hes got biker shorts!' The camera fades out of the car and it says VAPD : Fashion. The fashion police begin arriving to issue Stud his ticket as the camera fades...


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