MECW First Card
Thursday November
8th
The camera shows up in an arena with a ring in the middle. The small arena is full of people screaming.
Joel Gertner: Ladies and gents, the quenisential stud muffin is here for you to announce the starting of Main Event Championship Wrestling, under the guidance of its new owner. And now a little bit from my partner.
Todd Petingill: Hey guys, I’m Todd Petingill, and I have a job again…
Joel Gertner: That’s right Todd, but if you don’t shut up, you might not for long. So now lets talk a little bit more, or not, cause its time for an addressment from our beloved president.
Boss man by lucky boys confusion is played on the speakers.
A man comes out from behind the curtain with 5 women along side of him.
The women are Torrie Wilson, Tylene Buck, Pamela Paulshock, Dawn Marie, and Francine.
The man has a microphone in his hand and he walks into the ring with the 5 hot chicks behind him.
Man: Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Alex Clauson…and I am the owner of MECW!!!
Alex gets a huge pop from the people
Alex Clauson: MECW is going to be a great federation, and some day I hope to be contending with the big three. Now, with this lower budget federation, you may wonder how the heck I am going to compete with the “big three”, well allow me to explain. MECW stands for Main Event Championship WRESTLING!!! It is not Main Event Championship Sports Entertainment. Wrestling is not all about Sports Entertainment, like some other feds, no to mention any other names like the WWSE and WCSE. This federation is all about putting together great performances for you, our beloved fans. And if you just look at the talent roster, you will see just what kind of a treat you are all in for.
Another loud pop from the crowd
Alex Clauson: Now, lets move onto another subject, titles in the MECW. Of course, the most elite title in MECW will be the MECW World Title, and it will go to the best wrestler in the federation, rest assured. There will also be MECW World Tag Team Titles, a hardcore title, and a TV Title. Now, who will fight for, or hold these titles is unknown right now, but after tonight I may have a good idea.
Then, Jerry Lynn’s music plays and he walks out to the ramp.
The crowd cheers loudly for Lynn, as he walks down and into the ring.
Jerry Lynn: Oh, so who is going to hold the titles is not for sure right now? Well let me let you in on a little secret, in case you all don’t know who I am, I am Jerry Lynn! I am the new F’N show. Alex, allow me to introduce myself as your first, last, and only TV champion ever.
Alex Clauson: Oh, you think you’re the first TV Champion…well I beg to differ. You see, there is another wrestler who thinks that…and I agree with him. Jerry, excuse me, new F’N show, I have a show for you, no not this show…MY SHOW, but…
Rob Van Dam’s music plays to a huge pop again.
Then a man walks out with a mic that looks like RVD, but much, much smaller.
RVD look alike: Yeah that’s right Jerry, I know who you are, and you know who I am. But these people don’t. You people, I am Andy Van Dam, Rob’s brother. And since you all don’t know, I am the better brother, and I am going to be the best TV Champion in the world. They don’t call me the Real F’N show, and Mr. Thursday Night for no reason. Jerry, my brother beat your ass many times, and that means that I will have to also.
Alex Clauson: Whoa whoa whoa, lets ease the hostilities, and I have an idea. At the first ever MECW, I have thought of a TV Title match. Andy Van Dam will face Jerry Lynn one on one for the title. Good luck to the both of you.
AVD’s music plays and Alex leaves with his five women
Shortly after, Jerry Lynn leaves
Todd Petingill: Wow. We already have a title match for the Pay Per View. We will have the first MECW match ever shortly after these words from our sponsors.
The old Filthy Animal’s theme is played.
Out from the curtain come Rey Mysterio Jr. and Psycosis.
The two men come to the ring and grab a microphone.
Todd Petingill: Oh man, more talking, I thought we were ready for our first match ever…
Joel Gertner: Hey, let the men speak you racist.
Rey Jr.: Hey, all you idiots listen up. I am sure you have all heard of Mexico’s most wanted. Yeah some supposed hardcore Mexican tag team. I have never been beaten by these guys, and I think there is a reason they aren’t in MECW…cause they can’t wrestle. But for some reason people love them.
Psycosis: You’re damn right. That’s a bunch of B.S. But you and me, we have what it takes, but our home country won’t even let us in. That’s why we are unveiling MECW’s best new tag team, Mexico’s Least Wanted!!! We are the future of tag team wrestling, and we challenge any two wrestlers in the back to come down to the ring and face us.
Then the Hardy Boyz Music plays and the crowd quits booing, and they get to their feet.
Jeff Hardy comes out the ramp, followed by Sean O’haire of all people.
Jeff turns around and double high fives Sean, and they run down to the ring.
Todd Petingill: Yeah, I love these guys. It looks like MECW has brought together a couple of new and exciting tag teams that you thought you would never see. MECW, the federation that keeps on giving.
Joel Gertner: Hey fool, they can’t see your California infomercial smile, with those pearly yellows.
The ref signals and the bell rings.
Sean O’haire and Rey Jr. start off the match.
Rey Mysterio charges in and O’Haire gives him a standing side kick.
Rey gets to his feet and Sean kicks him in the face.
Todd Petingill: Sean O’haire has a kickboxing background. He was undefeated, and is still a very dangerous man.
Mysterio gets up and uppercuts O’Haire.
He gets to his feet and Mysterio goes for a dropkick, but gets caught in mid air.
O’Haire spins around and power bombs him right in the middle of the ring.
Psycosis jumps into the ring and charges at O’Haire.
O’Haire grabs him and back body drops him right into a top rope clothesline by Jeff Hardy.
Rey and Hardy get to their feet, and O’Haire grabs Mysterio.
He scoops him up for a stalling suplex as Jeff Hardy leaps up onto the top turnbuckle.
Sean walks over to the buckle.
O’Hare suplexes Mysterio while Jeff Hardy hits a high cross body block onto Mysterio.
Sean O’Haire makes the cover…1…2…Psycosis breaks up the count with a leaping leg drop.
Joel Gertner: O’Haire and Hardy are looking sharp with some great double team moves.
Hardy gets up, and gets rocked by a Psycosis right hand.
He staggers into the ropes and Psycosis clotheslines him up and over, out to the ring apron.
Hardy grabs him and suplexes him down hard to the floor.
O’Haire is watching and Rey Mysterio rolls him up…1…2…O’Haire powers out of the pin.
Both men quickly get to their feet.
O’Haire swings but Rey ducks.
Rey hits a big low blow to the big man.
As he is hunched over, Rey runs up and jumps to the top rope, and jumps right back with a leg drop slam right to the back of O’Haires head.
Rey Jr. gets up and tags in Psycosis.
O’Haire makes the tag to Jeff Hardy.
Hardy leapfrogs into the ring and Psycosis clotheslines him.
Todd Petingill: Psycosis was ready for that
Joel Gertner: Yeah, he studies his tapes, because he is the better wrestler.
Psycosis picks up Jeff and snap suplexes him.
Hardy gets to his feet and charges in with a spear to the gut of Psycosis.
Hardy gets up and shows off to the crowd, and the crowd loves it.
Psycosis hop up to his feet and does a quick spinning heel kick to the back of Jeff Hardy’s head.
Hardy falls flat on his face and Psycosis stalks him.
He bends over to pick Hardy up and O’haire kicks him in the face.
Todd Petingill: There’s those quick feet of Sean O’haire that I warned you about earlier.
Hardy gets to his feet and plants Psycosis with a jumping DDT.
He makes the cover…1…2…Psycosis gets a foot on the bottom rope.
They both get to their feet and Hardy goes for a hurricanrana, but Psycosis ducks it.
Hardy turns around and gets spit on in the face.
He pauses to rub the saliva out of his eyes and Psycosis bounces off the ropes and connects with a flying forearm.
Psycosis rolls over and makes the tag to Rey Mysterio Jr.
Rey hops up to the top rope and leaps off for a flying leg drop.
Hardy rolls out of the way and Rey comes crashing down.
Joel Gertner: Rey almost ended it there, but now he is in great pain.
Todd Petingill: You thinks that’s why they are called high risk moves Big Joel Daddy?
Joel Gertner: Probably, but if you ever call me that again, then you will definitely be in high risk.
Hardy goes over to make the tag, and Psycosis jumps into the ring, and the ref looks at him.
Hardy makes the tag, but the ref doesn’t see it.
Psycosis gets out of the ring as Sean O’Haire gets in the ring.
O’Haire reaches back to jack Mysterio in the face, but the ref grabs his arm.
The ref explains about not seeing the tag made, and tries to get him out of the ring.
Todd Petingill: Oh man, that’s not fair.
Joel Gertner: Hey, if he didn’t see any tag, then there was no tag made in my book.
Hardy piledrives Mysterio in the corner and Psycosis gets into the ring and bulldogs Hardy.
Mysterio just rolls out of the ring.
The ref gets O’haire out and turns around.
Psycosis tells the ref that he made the tag and the ref allows it.
Todd Petingill: Well how is he going to allow this to go on, when he just threw O’Haire out of the ring for the same thing, only he did make a tag!?!?!
Joel Gertner: Well, the way that I see it, you don’t really have to make the tag, when you’re a so close to each other, it counts.
Todd Petingill: They were clear across the ring!!!
Psycosis makes the cover…1…2…hardy kicks out.
They both get up and hardy ducks a clothesline.
He grabs Psycosis and hits a back breaker, holds him, picks him back up and side suplexes him.
Hardy makes a quick tag to O’haire, then runs over and punches Mysterio down to the ground.
Both men hop up to the top rope, and leap off and hit a double swanton bomb on Psycosis.
Hardy runs over and slides out of the ring, dropkicking Mysterio.
O’Haire makes the cover…1…2…3
Todd Petingill: Haha, just like that its over, and what a tag team finisher right there! What a comeback victory, you want to just hand them the tag team titles right now?
Joel Gertner: They cheated, that was an illegal double team move, and they attacked pour Mysterio while he was NOT the legal man. Oh my this was a real travesty of justice…but Mexico’s Least Wanted is the winners in my book.
Todd Petingill: We will continue this card in just a couple minutes.
Andy Van Dam’s music then plays again and Alex Clauson enters with his women again.
He starts walking, then turns around and points to the entrance curtain.
Andy Van Dam then comes out smiling and the fans boo him.
When all 7 people enter the ring Alex and the women leave Andy alone in the ring.
Andy does the RVD point to himself thing, and the crowd says nothing.
Andy looks around, and then does it again after his music ends, and A-V-D is played over the speakers.
Then Chris Benoit’s music is played and the crowd gets to their feet.
Benoit comes down and does his nice little toothless smile, and then walks to the ring.
He gets into the ring, and AVD charges at him while the bell rings.
Benoit turns around and kicks AVD in the stomach.
Van Dam bends over and Benoit knee lifts him in the face.
Van Dam gets right up and Benoit gives him a northern lights suplex.
Joel Gertner: Benoit started early, looks like another corrupt job of officiating here in the new MECW.
Andy gets up and Benoit gives him a running clothesline.
AVD gets up, and the Benoit charges again, but Van Dam grabs his arm and flips him over.
He picks Benoit up by his arm, and applies your basic arm bar, and turns it again.
AVD then puts Benoit’s arm behind him in a reverse wristlock.
Benoit then counters the move and does it to AVD.
Benoit lifts Van Dam up like that and suplexes him down.
Todd Petingill: Now that was a great move by the mast of the suplex, Chris Benoit.
Benoit walks over to Andy, and goes for the Crippler Crossface, but Van Dam escapes.
Benoit shoves van Dam over, and Andy just falls out of the ring.
Benoit starts yelling for Andy to get into the ring, and the ref tries to pull Chris back.
AVD grabs a steel chair, and hits Benoit over the head with it.
Benoit staggers back and AVD slides into the ring.
He jumps up and hits the Van Daminator, minus the steel chair.
Joel Gertner: Wow, that Van Daminator just comes out of no where, you never know when its coming, but after it comes…its all academic.
AVD then jumps up to the top rope and leaps off with a picture perfect five star frog splash.
He holds his side in pain and then Jerry Lynn runs down to the ring from the back.
He slides into the ring, and attacks Van Dam, and the ref calls for the bell.
Todd Petingill: Well this match is over, but Lynn gets his hands on AVD, maybe it will be 2 on 1 when Benoit recovers.
Lynn picks up Van Dam, and cradle pile drives him.
Security starts to get into the ring, followed by president Clauson shouting behind them.
The security breaks up the two men, and AVD gets out of the ring by Clauson.
Jerry Lynn is sitting there taunting Andy, and then Benoit starts to get up.
Benoit walks up to Jerry Lynn, who has extended his hand for a hand shake.
Benoit obliges, but then whips him down and applies the Crippler Crossface.
Joel Gertner: Oh that a baby!!!
Clauson then slides into the ring with his mic and starts to yell at Lynn.
He then tells the security guards to leave.
He walks to the center of the ring and speaks…
Alex Clauson: Jerry Lynn, you little punk, you are getting what you deserve. Wait, no you aren’t getting what you deserve…yet. Lynn, tonight you will be facing Vampiro, but I’m going to tell you when. Hahaha.
Alex leaves the ring with AVD, and tells Benoit to come with them.
Benoit gets up and leaves slightly behind AVD.
Todd Petingill: Oh no, has The Canadian Crippler joined forces with Alex and Andy?
Joel Gertner: Why do you always ask the obvious questions that have just been answered? YES he joined them!!!
The ref starts to help Lynn to his feet and Vampiro runs down to the ring.
He dives into the ring, and the bell sounds.
Vampiro grabs Lynn and hits a brain buster suplex.
Joel Gertner: Looks like he is going to be facing Vampiro right now, good luck Jerry.
Lynn starts to get to his feet and Vampiro thrusts him in the throat.
Lynn staggers back, and then Vamp charges up and clotheslines him down with authority.
Vampiro slides out of the ring.
The camera shows up in back where Alex Clauson and Andy Van Dam are watching the match on monitors, laughing.
Vampiro grabs a steel chair, and the ref runs out to stop him.
Alex appears on the camera again
Alex: Hey stripes, what the hell are you doing? If I didn’t mention it yet, this match is no DQ. Give Vampiro that chair back.
Vamp rips the chair out of the ref’s hands and slides back to the ring.
Todd Petingill: This is just not fair. Jerry Lynn has no chance of winning this match.
Joel Gertner: Yeah well this is the fault of Jerry Lynn, he needs to keep to himself and his own personal business…now he’s paying for it.
Lynn gets up onto his knees, and Vampiro cracks him on the face with the chair.
Lynn reels back, but stays on his feet.
Vampiro reaches back, and hits him again.
Lynn falls flat on his back.
Vampiro makes a nonchalant cover…1…2…Vampiro picks Lynn’s head up by his hair.
Vampiro picks Lynn the rest of the way up, and face slams him onto the chair.
Lynn grabs his face in pain, and notices that his forehead is busted open.
Vampiro lays the chair on the face of Lynn, and climbs to the top rope.
He leaps off and hits a diving head butt onto the steel chair.
Vampiro rolls around on the ground in pain as well.
Todd Petingill: I don’t know how smart that maneuver was. Vampiro is also in pain.
Joel Gertner: You question the fighting methods of Vampiro?
Todd Petingill (scared tone): N-N-No
Joel Gertner: I will reach across this table and backhand you if I must.
Vampiro gets up and picks Lynn up to his knees.
Vamp runs across the ring, runs back and dropkicks Lynn right in the face.
Lynn snaps back off the mat, and then slowly gets up.
Vampiro grabs Lynn and hoists him up, and brings him down with the nail in the coffin
Vamp sits atop Lynn for the cover…1…2…Vampiro gets off.
Todd Petingill: Now that’s the second time Vampiro has gotten off Lynn when he could have won the match 5 minutes ago.
Joel Gertner: I swear to god I will punch you right in the nose. Besides, you know Vampiro is not just out here to win the match, he is sending a message to our lovely president.
Vampiro picks Lynn up again, and goes for another nail in the coffin.
Lynn counters the pick up, with a small package…1…2…3…Vampiro kicks out after the 3 count.
Todd Petingill: Whoa!!! Jerry Lynn somehow won the match.
Lynn just lies on the ground, and Vampiro grabs the chair again.
He smashes Jerry over the face with the chair, and then again.
Alex and AVD are still laughing in back.
Vampiro starts to help up Lynn, and then short arm close lines him.
He then hits him again with the chair.
Then, Yoshiro Tajiri runs out from the back and into the ring.
Vampiro reaches back, but Tajiri grabs the chair from him.
Vampiro spins around and Yoshiro spits the green mist into his eyes.
Tajiri then cracks him over the head with the chair.
He then helps Lynn get to his feet, and the two leave the ring area.
Joel Gertner: After that embarrassing loss by Vampiro, he might not show his face for a while. I wouldn’t do that if I would have lost, but of course I would not have lost.
Todd Petingill: And now its time for a big four way match up. We have four great wrestlers in this bout, so lets get to the ring.
Elix Skipper, Nova, Kid Romeo, and Masato Tanaka are all in the ring awaiting the bell.
The bell rings, and Nova charges at Kid Romeo.
Romeo does a drop toehold, and floats over.
He grabs Nova by the hair, and hits him in the face with a Crossface punch.
Skipper and Tanaka grapple.
Tanaka over powers Skipper as expected and lifts him up into a military press.
Nova and Romeo get to their feet and turn towards Tanaka.
Tanaka throws Skipper into Romeo and Nova, and the three men go crashing down in a heap.
Joel Gertner: Impressive display of power by the man from Japan.
Kid Romeo is the first to get to his feet, and he runs at Tanaka.
Tanaka does a back body drop to Romeo, and Romeo goes flying up and over the top rope down onto the guardrail.
Skipper and Nova then get up, and look at each other, then look at Tanaka, and they both walk at him.
The two men punch him in the gut, and then kick him also.
They both grab him for a double suplex, but Tanaka counters.
Tanaka goes down and suplexes both men in the middle of the ring.
Tanaka goes over to Nova, and starts hitting him in the face.
Skipper gets up, and climbs to the top rope.
He leaps off and dropkicks Masato Tanaka in the back of the head.
Tanaka falls flat on his face and Skipper puts him in a camel clutch.
Todd Petingill: Smart wrestling by Skipper. These cruiserweights are going to have to ground this big man if they want to have any chance of winning this match.
Nova gets up and walks over to Tanaka.
He grabs his legs and does a Boston crab to Tanaka while he’s in the camel clutch.
Joel Gertner: Now that’s dumb wrestling. Nova should have hit Skipper, then done his own move. If Tanaka taps out, who gets the win?
Todd Petingill: I don’t know about that, and I don’t know who wins.
Joel Gertner: Where is Joey Styles when you need him?
Tanaka powers out of the Boston Crab, and flips Nova outside of the ring, near the fallen Kid Romeo.
Tanaka then somehow gets to his feet with Skipper on his back.
He then falls back and sandwiches Skipper between him and the ring canvas.
Kid Romeo gets up and sees Nova in front of him.
Romeo grabs him and German Suplexes him onto the hard concrete.
Romeo then slides into the ring.
Tanaka turns around and Romeo jabs him in the face.
Romeo Irish whips Tanaka into the ropes, and then Nova slides into the ring.
Tanaka starts climbing to the top ropes while a shouting match goes on between Nova and Romeo.
Romeo shoves Nova, and then Nova turns around as Tanaka hits the Diamond Dust on him.
Tanaka makes the cover…1…2…Skipper and Romeo both break up the count.
Romeo then turns around and forearms Skipper in the head.
He then grabs Skipper and hits a spinning neck breaker.
Tanaka picks up Nova and rolls him out of the ring.
Todd Petingill: Looks like we can count Nova out of this match for now.
Joel Gertner: Looks like there are two more moves in the triple threat for Tanaka, and two more wrestlers…hmmm
Romeo picks up Skipper again, and Skipper kicks him in the stomach.
Kid Romeo falls down and Tanaka runs up and hits the roaring elbow right to the head of Elix Skipper.
Tanaka makes the cover…1…2…Romeo pulls Tanaka off of him.
Skipper rolls out of the ring by Nova
Joel Gertner: Looks like one more man for Tanaka to try to take out, and he has one more move in his finishers.
Kid Romeo gets to his feet and looks around to only see Tanaka in the ring with him.
Romeo taunts Tanaka and turns and blows a kiss to the crowd as they boo him.
Tanaka charges in with a body splash, but Romeo gets out of the way and Tanaka runs chest first into the buckle.
Romeo runs off the ropes as Tanaka backs up out of the corner.
Kid Romeo runs forward and hits a jumping reverse bulldog.
Romeo makes the cover on Tanaka…1…2…Tanaka kicks out and throws Romeo clear across the ring, into the corner.
Both men get to their feet.
Todd Petingill: Folks this match could really go either way.
Tanaka charges in again and punches Romeo.
Elix Skipper gets up onto the ring apron right behind Romeo.
Tanaka steps back and runs forward and goes for the roaring elbow again.
Romeo dives out of the way and Tanaka hits Skipper.
Romeo grabs Skipper before he can fall, and then tosses him in the ring.
Romeo then grabs Tanaka and whips him out of the ring into Nova.
Nova gets up and starts trading blows with Tanaka.
In the Romeo hits a jumping DDT onto Skipper and hooks a leg…1…2…3
Kid Romeo gets up and Tanaka looks in the ring
Romeo dives out of the ring and runs off with Tanaka and Nova chasing after him.
Elix Skipper starts to come to and Bossman plays again.
Joel Gertner: What an impressive victory by Kid Romeo. Oh and here comes our beloved boss, just listen to the rousing ovation he is getting from the crowd.
Alex gets in the ring with a mic in his hand and the crowd stops booing.
Alex: First off I would love to thank all of the slobs here in, where the hell are we? (crowd boos) But seriously, I have decided on a main event for tonight’s match. Edge is going to be facing Yoshiro Tajiri, and Tajiri, don’t think I forgot about what you did earlier tonight…HAHAHA
Todd Petingill: Well tonight is a little more than half way over, but we still have one more match till the blockbuster main event that has been signed. In this next match we will have the battle of the Chris’s.
Joel Gertner: That’s right; Chris Chetti and Chris Jericho are going to go one on one. The winner of this match could have a good shot at a future world title match. But lets get to the ring.
Chris Chetti is already standing in the ring, waiting for Chris Jericho to come down to the ring.
Break the Walls down then plays and Jericho walks out, turns around to do his little pose, and then turns back around to a huge pop.
Jericho starts walking down to the ring with his microphone, and then he gets into the ring.
Chris Jericho: Chetti, when it comes down to it, you are nothing but a sleazy, trash, skanky, filthy, bottom feeding, trash bag…
Chetti rips the mic from his hands.
Chris Chetti: that kind of crap aint gonna work right now, but this is.
Chetti reaches back and clocks Jericho in the face with the ring mic.
The ref then calls for the bell to start the match.
Todd Petingill: That was a dirty move!!!
Joel Gertner: What you call a dirty move, I call a very smart move…plus it shut Jericho up.
Jericho gets up and starts yelling at Chetti.
Jericho reaches back for a big right hand.
Chetti pokes Jericho in the eyes and then suplexes him.
Joel Gertner: A beautiful Greco-roman eye gouge.
Chetti gets up and goes for a dropping elbow on Jericho, but he gets out of the way.
Jericho gets to his feet and goes for an elbow drop, but Chetti gets out of the way.
Chetti jumps up for an elbow drop, and Jericho rolls out of the way, but Chetti lands on his feet.
Chetti then leg drops the back of Jericho’s head.
Chetti picks Jericho up to his feet and gives him a stern right hand.
Jericho hits him back, and then grabs him in a side headlock.
Todd Petingill: A nice counter by Y2J
Jericho tightens the hold on Chetti
Chetti starts to battle back and then back body drops Jericho with a bridge…1…2…Jericho barely rolls out.
Both men are quick to their feet.
Jericho goes for a clothesline and Chetti ducks it.
Y2J runs off to the opposite rope and bounces back.
Chetti leaps over Jericho, but Jericho stops and turns around
Chetti lands with his back to Jericho.
Jericho German suplexes Chetti
Joel Gertner: I hate to admit it, but Jericho had that move well scouted.
Jericho goes over and makes a cocky little cover
…1…2…Chetti puts a foot on the rope
Todd Petingill: He is too arrogant, did he think he would pin a man of Chris Chetti’s stature like that?
Both men get up to their feet and start trading blows.
Jericho then scoops up Chetti and drops him on his back.
Jericho takes off running and leaps up off the second rope and hits an extremely high lion sault.
Jericho goes for the cover…1…2…Chetti gets a shoulder up
Joel Gertner: What incredible reserve shown by Chris Chetti kicking out of the patented Chris Jericho Lionsault.
Jericho picks Chetti up to his feet, and Chetti uppercuts him with a low blow.
Jericho hunches over and Chetti grabs him.
He picks Y2J up and tiger drives him down to the mat.
Chetti doesn’t cover, but instead he gets to his feet.
He climbs up to the top rope and turns around
Chris Chetti then leaps off and connects with a moonsault.
Todd Petingill: Oh no, its over!!!
Chetti hooks both legs…1…2…kick out by Jericho
Jericho quickly gets to his feet and tries to kick Chetti, but Chetti catches his leg.
Jericho goes for a spinning heel kick, but Chetti catches the second leg.
Chetti screams out and then whips Jericho back with a wheelbarrow suplex.
Chetti walks over, and picks Jericho up by his hair.
He grabs him and goes for a snap mare, but Jericho pushes him away.
Chetti turns around and goes for a dropkick, but Jericho catches both of his legs.
Joel Gertner: Listen to the crowd; they are all on their feet. This is basically an unfair advantage for Jericho.
Chetti struggles for a while, then Jericho turns it over into the walls of Jericho
Chetti taps out right away.
Todd Petingill: And your winner of this match is Y2J, Chris Jericho!!!
The camera then cuts to the back where edge is.
Edge is walking down to the ring in his wrestling gear stretching out his arms and legs.
Joel Gertner: There is one man who is in the main event.
Todd Petingill: Folks we are using our last commercial break right here, you will be seeing the main event in its entirety after this…We’ll be right back.
The screen cuts back to the MECW with Pamela Paulshock in the back interviewing Yoshiro Tajiri.
Pamela Paulshock: Yoshiro, Yoshiro can I get a word?
Yoshiro Tajiri: Konichuwa, ma chachi papitos
Pamela Paulshock: Ugh, thank you very much and good luck tonight Tajiri.
Tajiri then starts heading down to the ring again and the camera cuts to the ring.
Edge’s music starts playing and the fans start to cheer.
Edge then starts coming down from the crowd and after a while the camera finds him.
He climbs over the rail and gets into the ring and awaits his opponent.
Tajiri’s Japanese Jingle starts to play and he comes running down to the ring.
Joel Gertner: Looks like Tajiri is ready to get this thing underway, and so am I…ring the bell damnit this is MECW’s first main event!
Todd Petingill: Wait, I’m hearing in my ear that there is something going on backstage, lets cut to that real quick.
The camera goes to the back and then opens up into a locker room where two men are fighting.
The two men are Kid Romeo and Masata Tanaka.
Romeo charges and Tanaka and Tanaka catches him.
He picks him up and spins while power bombing him down through a table.
MECW wrestlers and officials then come in and pull Tanaka off of Romeo.
As he is getting pulled away Tanaka starts yelling at Romeo
Masato Tanaka: Romeo, I want you at the Pay Per View one on one!!!
The camera cuts back to the match where Tajiri and Edge are grappled.
Tajiri gets the advantage and knees Edge in the gut.
Keeping his wrists locked he sticks his head under Edge’s arm and suplexes him.
Tajiri gets up and so does Edge.
Tajiri runs at Edge, and Edge kicks him in the face.
Tajiri falls and lands on the back of his head, followed by a leaping elbow drop by Edge.
Edge then gets back to his feet and picks Yoshiro up also.
Edge grabs Tajiri and swings with a swinging clothesline, but Tajiri ducks it.
Tajiri then grabs Edge by his hair, and climbs up to the top rope.
Joel Gertner: This could get interesting.
Tajiri then leaps off and does a tornado reverse face buster by the hair.
Yoshiro gets up and makes the cover…1…2…Edge escapes the pin
Both men are quick to their feet and Edge lunges at Tajiri.
Tajiri avoids it and slaps Edge into the tarantula.
The ref begins the mandatory five count…1... 2…3…4…Tajiri gets off Edge
Todd Petingill: Tajiri would never lose if that move were legal
Joel Gertner: But the move is illegal, so what does it matter?
Edge gets away from the ropes and falls over in pain, holding his back.
Tajiri picks up Edge and sets him up in the corner.
Tajiri takes a step back and then charges forward and jumps at Edge.
Yoshiro Tajiri hits the move, but Edge just lies in the corner.
Tajiri goes back for the move again, and Edge steps up to the first rope.
When Tajiri leaps Edge comes flying out with a huge spear.
Todd Petingill: Whoa Edge hit that spear absolutely out of know where!!!
Edge then makes the cover on Tajiri…1…2…Tajiri gets a foot on the ropes.
Edge then hunches to pick up Tajiri and Tajiri spits the green mist at Edge.
Edge avoids the mist somewhat but it hits the ref squarely in the face.
Edge picks up Tajiri and hits the impaler.
Jerry Lynn then comes running out from the back
Joel Gertner: Oh no here comes that Andy Van Damn wannabe Jerry Lynn. Tajiri helped him out, maybe Andy is going to help Tajiri, cause you know he can’t win it by himself.
Lynn slides into the ring and punches Edge in the face.
Edge backs up and Lynn grabs him, scoops him up and hits the cradle piledriver.
Andy Van Dam then comes flying out from the back with Alex Clauson just slightly behind him.
Lynn slides out the ring to fend of AVD and the ref starts to come to.
Joel Gertner: NO, NO, NO!!! This is yet another travesty of justice here in MECW!!!
The ref walks over and Tajiri makes the cover…1…2…3
Todd Petingill: Travesty or not Tajiri is your winner; cause there is no instant replay in the world of professional wrestling
Joel Gertner: If only there was….hmmmm
AVD then slides into the ring and jumps Tajiri.
Alex Clauson gets in the ring and holds a chair up and AVD hits the Van Daminator II.
Lynn then comes in and shoulder blocks Alex.
Then he turns around AVD hits another Van Daminator, knocking Lynn to the outside.
Tajiri then rolls to the outside.
Edge is already lying on the outside leaving Alex and Andy alone in the ring.
Alex and Andy are parading around the ring taunting Lynn and Tajiri, then Benoit’s music plays.
Todd Petingill: Oh no, that’s Chris Benoit’s music playing! Is he joining the little alliance in the ring with AVD and the president?
Joel Gertner: Oh my I hope so, what a dominate team that will be, go Benoit go!!!
Benoit then appears and looks at the ring with Alex inviting him in the ring.
The MECW copy write info appears on the screen and the camera then fades.