According to a recent study, there has been a sharp rise in breast-augmentation surgery among teenage girls over the last five years. What do you think?
"As the parent of a 15-year-old girl, I must speak out on this issue. You can't imagine how difficult it is to successfully raise an A- or B-cup student." -Frederick Bump, SEARS Employee
"It's about time these girls started paying attention to their appearance."-Eric Felikson, TV Repairman
"It's better to give a young girl the implants she wants in a safe, reliable medical facility than for her to get them on the street."-Melissa Kendall, Student
"Our society is a victim of badly misplaced priorities. We should be focusing on our teens' sweet little asses." -Fred Crimpton, Bum
"I don't think breast implants for teens are a good idea. It's hard enough to have sex with them as it is." -Dan Zorn, Cashier
"Why do teenage girls need breast implants to be more popular? Can't they learn to smoke instead?" -Marty Ross, Systems Analyst
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"aw, shut up matt."-Jen Yogi, Student
"and another thing, matt.. you didn't even spell "genius" right. bimbo. "-Jen Yogi, Still a Student