Sarah the Whale
In Frisco town there lived a whale
They fed her peanuts by the pail,
And the washtubs and bathtubs,
And sailboats and schooners.
Her name is Sarah and sheís a peach,
But donít put food within her reach
Or babies, or nursemaids
Or chocolate ice cream sodas.
She loves to smile and when she smiles
You can see her teeth for miles and miles,
And her tonsils and her spare ribs
And things to fierce to mention.
Now what can you do in a case like that,
Thereís nothing to do but sit on your har,
Or your toothbrush, or your best friend,
Or anything else thatís helpless