The Beetles and the Bedbugs

I woke up Sunday morning,
I looked up on the wall
the beetles and the bedbugs were
playing a game of ball t
he score was six to nothing,
the beetles were ahead
the bedbugs hit a home run
and knocked me out of bed

*Chorus: I'm singin'eener meener and a miner mo
catch a whipper whopper by the toe
and if he hollers hollers, let him go,
I'm singin' eener meener and a miner mo

I went down stairs for breakfast, I ordered ham and eggs I ate so many eggs, they all ran down my legs
My mother is a robber, my father is a spy and if you don't believe me, I'll call the FBI
My mother is a butcher, my father cuts the meat and I'm a little hot dog, running down the street