One fine day, in the small capital city of St. Paul on the east side, the ultra-super punk band The Ugly Fat Kids was formed. How could it be that these three misforunate, moronic, and morose burrito eating midgets could transform into the most melodic hybrid punk bands in Minnesota (let alone grow to be towering giants after being midgitized for so long)? I'll tell you how- they met and formed a band.
Before they met all three of them were subjected to fight mutant seahorses that were cleverly disguised as the Hardin High School administration. After they over came this feat and had nothing to do they were forced to find something to prove. What they had to prove was that they could do more than just ditch classes as their predecessors in slackerdom.

Unbeknownst to the three of them, music, as the world knew it, was changing intop something bland. At the blink of an eye pseudo-hardcore bands from California suburbs were spawning and releasing music blatently ripping off the vocal stylings of a well known Seattle band and the drop-D tuning of a more well known no-talent hack band which ultimately proved the superficiality in the minds of these musicians and the parties who bought and enjoyed listening to their albums. Someone had to stand in- but who?

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Jamie and Leo met in high school, yeah, as bad as that place is, that's how they met. Then 2 houses down from their ultra hot web site designer(you know it's true!) they met Brian.
Though the musical chemistry between the three of them wasn't bad they all felt that something was missing, then they thought about it again, and said screw it.

After meeting and rocking out with them for a while Brian was still unsure about joining them because it would conflict with the valuable study time he had in reserve. After thinking it over for thirty seconds he realized he never really did study and accepted the invitation. All was fine until Leo,Jamie and 2 former band mates made a tragic discovery- what were they to be called.

Frantically they searched the city streets looking for the perfect name. They shamelessly picked up pieces of trash in their pursuit of inspiration, no luck. They thought their band would be great if perhaps the name was somewhat of an acronym so they took letters from liscense plates of neighborhood vehicles, still nothing came from this. When they thought all hope was lost they stood on a street corner pissed off because of their failure.

Across the way a rather large child who may have suffered from a thyroid condition was playing with a Star Wars light sabre. Confused and emotionally distraught Pat said, "If that ugly fat kid doesn't stop swinging that glow sword I'm going to go over there and shove it up his ass." There was a silence that was immediately followed by a smile from the face of Leo. Then, in a low yet pleasent voice Leo stated "Ugly Fat Kids". This phrase was repeated a numerous amount of times until it just finally stuck. And that my friends, is how Jamie sold her soul for a taco and Leo bought the farm down the street from Brian, who is still wondering why the hell he decided to join this crazy trio...