The Slutpuppy Sheepsirenz all began when Sexy Sheep began calling Kinky Sheep a slutpuppy in the grand tradition of Sophia Petrillo of The Golden Girls referring to Blanche in such a way (if you are a skeptic that that was ever actually said on the show, go here I am a non believer!). Kinky liked her oh so fitting nickname SO much that one day, during Mrs. Bartel's infamous 9th period honors English class, she said that she wanted to be in a band called Slutpuppy. "Why don't we start one?" asked Psycho Sheep. And so they did. They were in the midst of Homer's The Odyssey, so in honor of the Cyclops Island sheep and the sirens, the Sheepsirenz was added. By the end of class, several songs were written. By the end of the day, Sexy was made the official go-go dancer. Us Slutpuppies were off to a great start.
Songs were written. Members were recruited. Names were given. Black Sheep added "Suburban" in reference to the deep hatred she feels for their home, where the streets are named for the nature that they destroy. The Suburban Slutpuppy Sheepsirenz grew to five. Kinky and Psycho wrote and provided main vocals, while playing bass and keyboard respectively. Sexy Sheep was go-go dancing his way into the hearts of many. Hippie Sheep played the gee-tar (and, occasionally, a fiddle so mean it would steal your lunch money and leave you cryin') and Black Sheep played her kickin' flute and sang between breaths.
However, this utopia of Slutpuppyness could not last forever. Hippie and Black weren't doing anything, including but not limited to taking the band seriously. How can someone not take the Suburban Slutpuppy Sheepsirenz seriously?! They were out. Innocent Sheep, who was already an honorary member anyway, took Hippie's place as geetar player and brought the number of Slutpuppies to a grand total of four, where they stayed until Psycho was able to recruit them a drummer. The infamous No Sheep was added with joy because he provided a much needed rhythm section. Kinky stepped forward as the undisputed lead singer, while Psycho settled comfortably into position as second in command.
This blissful existence, however, was also doomed to fail, as No made continual cries for attention that taxed the already waning sanity of Psycho Sheep. He was out, and good riddance. So the Slutpuppies exist merrily now at four, and there they will stay until they find a new drummer.
