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MOST CREEPY DISTURBING CHAT EVER: Weird Chat I had... i end up marrying a wooden alligator
Insert1namehere: hey who here has same taste in music? mine include Backstreet Boys, Blink 182, Marilyn Manson, Chicago, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Slip Knot, Eminem, Beach Boys, and Anal Cunt
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Insert1namehere: oh Cher rules
Insert1namehere: hells bells yeah
you suk
sweet sassy molassy
i like exactly the same stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! really i do!!
or at least ur musc does
that hurt man
WOOOWWWW
hey i'm on-line looking for a prospective wife
and i masturbate over carson daly on a daily basis
haha truth hurts
can i be your wife PLEEASEEE??
LET ME
i dunno...would you be willing to eat as much ranch dressing as i desire to fullfill my needs?
anything for you!!!!!!11
sweet that was easier, my cousin said his online wife was hard to find and when he finally got one it was actually one of those singing fishes you see on tv
you're not a singing fish are you?
no......
worse
i'm a wooden alligator
but can i still be your wife?
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you certainly can, but you have to wear a carson daly mask
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ok...i will
ok now listen to get it you have to go through the land of fire
across the bridge of despondency
fight the beast of joelraelth
kill it by doing an irish jig
THEN
eat a hundred fire ants
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the god of inappropriate sound effects will grant any wish
so wish for a carson daly mask
got all that?
that's easy for a wooden alligator like me
i will do that in a second
that's what i like to hear
cool
ok, i'm back
amazing!!!
anything else?
ok what's your address
that beast was uglier than i thought
ah HA i caught you...it was a trick there was no beast!!! you're not a wooden alligator at all
my address is 677 5txcrr-90lk in Jupiter
you're...gasp...JOHN MADDEN
quit stalking ME
go back to jupiter you freak
there was a beast i swear
or was it you?
yeah right
i don't know, i saw something
i read your book called "ONE SIZE FITS ALL"
i know all about you John
my name is not john!!! my name is Filipinas garzon alligator
and i am a wooden alligator
handcrafted by the amazonian natives
really? with voodoo magic
???
not really
they just made me and sold me to a store
where i was bought and brought to the city
i see and what do you use to type since you are fingerless and wooden?
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fingerless?
i have finger
s
s
and claws
alligators don't have fingers!!! they have mashed potato scoops instead
I KNEW IT
JOHN MADDEN
they do
i have fingers!!!
and i am garzon alligator, not john, quit confusing me
ok well look there's only one thing you can do to prove yourself
tell me the 7.775 rules of being a wooden alligator
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ok
rule 1:
be green
rule 2: have little white wooden teeth
continue...
rule 3: have fingers
rule 4: know how to type
rule 5: have the name alligator
fgfsf
so far so good
except for the fgfsf
oh that wasn't you
zakull listen i'm busy we'll makeout later
rule 6: be doomed to have 7775 rules until marriage
we'll have shrimp gumbo
are you married?
rule 7: to marry you and be rid of all rules except the first 7
i see
i'll soon be your wife remember?
hmmm wait you're missing rule #7.775
it's a decimal not a thousand
only a John Madden loving fool wouldn't know that
rule 7.775:
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to not know the difference between decimals and thousands
i see well then
you pass
but wait what's the 13th commandment?
to be a wooden alligator
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no wrong god's 13th commandment was: Thou shalt realize i lied about the first 10
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i dunno
well you're definitely a wooden alligator
but you don't have the same religious beliefs
i'm better than one of those singing fish!!!
you can convert can't you?
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what about you succabus? are you a talking fish or a wooden alligator?
fine be that way
ok look
we need a minister
and we need a cherry pie
i'm hungry
yeah and don't be looking at that succabus, i'm your new wife
aren't you a mormon?
c'mon polygomy!
no, i'm an alligator!!!!!! no polygomy
polygomy
damn you
what's the fun if i can't screw around with my hot alligator wife, my cousin, and his slightly less hot singing fish?
i think we need to live together first
i wouldn't be against that if you included me in the fun
a singing fish!!! that has to be interesting
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i know i know...ok fine then
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ok well what church do you want to marry?
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amazonian wooden things church
well that goes against my macaroni mother...that church is pro wooden thing supremacy
and my momma would get beat up
hi (anyone)
hey will you marry me and this hear wooden alligator from amazonia
you're right , that is a problem..unless she forgets the cheese....then they wouldn't notice her
marry us!!
but she LOVES HER PRECIOUS CHEESE
it's the amazon, not amazonia!
listen if we do it on-line we'll just allope
WHAT???
can't she live without it for just a day?
I HATE DAMNED DIRTY AMAZONS
fine, no one aknowledge me
they're not dirty.....
i did J-me
MARRY US
yeah MARRY US NOW
WE NEED A MINISTER
anybody please...quick
ok ok
before PEDRO changes his mind
ok
pedro is that your real name?
oh wait no
pedro is my brother
HAHAHAAHA
its garcon alligator
im alligator
yeah
ok
well then
go ahead J-me, do the vows
HURRY
do you even know who eachother are
no no not important
by law you have the right to marry us
it's in the constitution
not really
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IT IS, ESPECIALLY IF IM A WOODEN ALLIGATOR!
*kiss the bride*
haven't you ever read the bill of rights?
no no no
do it properly!
we haven't done the thingy
* Insert1namehere is pissed off
we should get another minister!
well, to tell you the truth, i spend my time doing other things
well look
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just say something like "insert1namehere, do you promise to always bathe alligator with tapioca"
you guys say your own vows
and i'll say i do
no no
we can't have that
that's just crazy
you're such a friggin' maniac j-me
we can't marry ourselve
hmm........
s
i know totally
ya you can
cooperate!
or i'll bite you
damn-it, i don't know what the hell you guys want me to say
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Insert1namehere tries to hold alligator back
make something up!!!
we don't have time
I SWEAR I'LL BIT HIM
i'm a girl
my pedophile uncle will find out
SO WHAT????????
he's a girl so he can't marry us
i mean she
see....see
J-me, go have a sex change and then come back
hmm.......
don't think!!! ACT
it must be a full moon out
why are you a hairy girl?
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?????? I'LL BITE YOU, HAIRY GIRL
no, you could have a hairball, and i'll be turned off by that
when there's a full moon, strange things happen
who's the girl
you!!!
pedro, or insert1nam....
John *ucking Madden
he keeps stalking me
don't get all amped
alligator doesn't have a sex
he's an it
and i'm a he
IM NOT PEDRO
but i'll paint him pink and give him a bow
IM ALLIGATOR
oh, right, pedro is your bro
thank you sweetheart
look alligator is a toy, but a super intelligent talking toy
DO NOT MENTION HIM OR HE'LL TAKE A CHUNK OUT OF YOU THIS MINUTE
ok? understand? we've been trying for this for hours
fuck up
haha, what?
fuck off cheese dick im leavin
HAHAHA
byeeee
...people these days.......
yeah, PEOPLE these days,. especially you!!!!!
hey alligator what the hell? you're talking to other people while i'm trying to marry you!?
why, you whore
* Insert1namehere is really pissed now
they're jealous of us!!!!
they keep saying fuck to me ..I'm gonna cry
:(
what why? there there
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i'm sorry
it'll be fine
we need a good minister!
right now
sorry i couldn't meet up to your satndards
*standards
but of course you couldn't
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i need a jamaican rabbi, stat!
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i don't think there;s one here
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crap
hm
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