| Son of Alf is of course, highly dedicated to amusing their fans. Therefore, I bring you the contest page, and with it: contests which will give bored stupid people the chance to compete for meaningless prizes! |
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Background: If you've never played the Megaman games before, then you're a terrible person. Honestly. No matter what the Bible may tell you, it's ownership of Megaman games that will get you into heaven. This contest was created in order to ensure that people enjoy Megaman throughout their physical lives, and then later with the Nintendo-crazed angels (or pirates, or whatever you believe in).
Rules: Make your own imaginary Megaman villain. Come up with a name, a name for the weapon Megaman gets for beating him, a name for the weapon that is his weakness, and if you want you can even describe his fighting style. An image of your crazy character is optional, although you definitely get bonus points. There are no restrictions on your villain. Make him however wierd/awful you want!
Send entries to: Either post the info for you villain on the guest book or...
How it's judged: The whole band will probably judge the things in several mysery categories on a scale of 1-10. When I come up with the actual category names, I'll post 'em. 'Fabulous' prize!: The winner(s) get(s): The info on their villain posted on this page, and instant respect from Justin! Boy, we all want that... Contest ends: Oh wait...it ended. For results go to here. |
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Background: Poetry is an amazing and beautiful thing. It can be a work of art that can touch the soul and heal the emotional wounds that scar us daily, or it can be a jumbled mess of words that will do little more than confuse and anger us and cause to take up arms against the government. Louis Sachar, the man behind the Wayside School stories and the Newberry Award winning "book" Holes, wrote such a book of poetry. In any event, poetry smells like cookie sugar if put in the right hands. Rules: Write your own creative and original poem. It can be about anything or anyone. No restrictions. Do whatever you want as long as it vaguely resembles a poem.
Send entries to: Either post the poem on the guest book or...
How it's judged: Probably in the same way the Megaman villains were graded. Each band member will give it a grade and we'll average 'em. 'Fabulous' prize!: Once again my bag of goodies is bottomless and I offer you respect and the chance to have your work published on our page. Technically not a reward, but I ain't no Uncle Pennybags. Contest ends: Whenever the appropriate number of poems comes. Probably the time of the melted sand dune. |