Got Bone?
The Mantra Of The Bone
We don't play loud wrong notes like some ego driven sections (*ahem* trumpets). We don't sit on our butts waiting for someone else to come in so we won't be wrong (*ahem* woodwinds). We play loud right notes. We are the people that come in so the rest of the band knows where they are. We know our music, we are confident with our music, and dammit, we like being loud!
- 10. You get to play with your bone in public.
- 9. There are infinate possibilities.
- 8. 60 inches of nothing but shaft.
- 7. You get to man the keg at band parties
- 6. It says BONE... huh huh huh
- 5. CENSORED
- 4. Valves? We don't need no stinking valves!!
- 3. Being kinky is not a good thing.
- 2. Who wants to blow wood all day?
- 1. If you lube it right, you can play all night!
- 9. There are infinate possibilities.
Top Ten Reasons Its Great To Play Trombone
How many trombone players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he'll be looking for a bigger bulb.
Trumpet players use three fingers, euphoniumists four, and tuba players as many as five; but trombonists use seven positions.
How many trombones does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one to actually change the bulb and four to make crude sexual jokes about it.