Officially the most popular man ever to live, Michael Capaldo knows everyone. Literally. Oh yes. His big feet and genial manner are the qualities that make Capaldo such a memorable guy. Also, he is a cunning linguist, and his mastery of the languages of the world allow him to befriend all who meet him. Michael sang guest vocals with The Supersonics during their final gig of the summer of 1999. Michael hopes to own a pub some day. Some day, he will. And it will be good.