This page is here to update you on all the wild and wacky adventures and news about Nekropolis.
*Due to the fact that angelfire does not permit profane language, any word that is slighty profane will be somewhat censored.

2/9/04 - Webmaster Greg
Wow that sure was a long hospital trip. I'm glad my pancreas is working again. Now onto the news....
Here's the news. The moment you've all been waiting for... THE BUKKAKE SONG MP3! Available now in the mp3 section, as well as a Nekropolis DVD commercial and all the old favorites. Nekropolis would like to thank the recording studio guy Pete for all his hard work. The Bukkake Song has recieved rave reviews from all over the world. Carson Daly had this to say: "Security!" We could only assume he was referring to Nekropolis' future in music.
Additionally, Nekropolis rules and are far superior to everyone else.

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11/11/03 - Webmaster Greg
Sup b*tches? As you all probably would have guessed, the Nekropolis concert was amazing. If you missed it, then we hope you die. It was Birch Hill Nightclub's last show ever and Nekropolis said their tearful goodbyes, as they claim to have sold the place out thousands of times, by smashing a live bunny rabbit on the stage with a 15 lb sledge hammer, and they left the stage to a chorus of "F*ck Old People." Pictures are available right here.
Nekropolis is currently in the studio working on their EP, for which they have not yet given us a title. As their manager, I was extremely offended and aggrivated by this insubordination, but they responded with a good wholesome "Eat a bowl of dicks" and gave me some Pez.....which I readily...accepted.
In other news, Mr. Skillzz finally stopped sucking his thumb last week, so let's all give him a big hand...
What...
NO! Don't come any closer!!
PLEASE!!!!
(dies....painfully)

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10/22/03 - Webmaster Greg
To update you all on the current concert situation, tickets are only $10 and Nekropolis will be headlining on the Stingray's Stage at 11:00 PM. Don't miss on your once in a lifetime chance to see Nekropolis play at Birch Hill!

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10/4/03 - Webmaster Greg
Some quick but important news today. Nekropolis will be playing at the Birch Hill Nightclub in Old Bridge, NJ on October 25th. This show will, without a doubt, be a memorable one. If you are, have been, or ever plan on being a nekropoholic, this is the place to be. This show will have Nekropolis performing their hit songs Trendy B*tch, PeePeeInThuhPensilSharpnrr, Evil Demon Dance Mix, and The Bukkake Song, as well as their new hit single, The Main Event, and many more! The exact time has not yet been released, but we'll keep you posted. If you wish to purchase tickets, please inquire on the Nekropolis hotline - (908) 309-8048.

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8/21/03 - Webmaster T
What's up, b*tches? We got some news for all you die-hard Nekropolis fans who'd do anything to blow them. As some of you may know, both members of Nekropolis have been arrested on charges of multiple murder, during the recording of what was to be their new hit single, The Bukkake Song, so its release date has been pushed back again. But, thanks to space-age technology we learned in Japan, we have already begun broadcasting their trial live in mp3 form, in our mp3 section. Let's wish them luck!
Also, there has been speculization that Webmaster Greg and myself are in fact, MC Trauma and Mr. Skillzz. I can assure you, it is nothing more than that. MC Trauma and Mr. Skillzz are far too busy making records and having sex with supermodels. That's all for now, kids. Until next time....(Dramatic music)

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7/22/03 - Webmaster Greg
Hi everybody. First, I would like to introduce myself. I'm the new webmaster of TheNekropolis.com, Greg. After the continual lack of updates by Nekropolis member, Mr. Skillzz, and Nekropolis' new belief that they are, in fact, the greatest band in the history of music (more on that later), Nekropolis has hired as me as their new webmaster to help keep all the nekroholics updated. There are rumors afoot that I, in fact, am Mr. Skillzz, but that is purely heresay and speculation. As you can see, it has been over three months since Skillzz' last update, and a lot has gone on since then.
First off, the 2nd Annual Porch Day was celebrated and Nekropolis was hired to headline that event. Elias Scum, a douchebag in his own right, opened up for Nekropolis, and when Skillzz and Trauma hit the stage, it was all out chaos. The crowd went nuts for PeePeeInThuhPensilSharpnrr and Evil Demon Dance Mix, and flipped their sh*t for the debut of Nekropolis' long-time-spoken-about song, Trendy B*tch. This is where it all started. Nekropolis saw the crowd's reaction and beagn to think of themselves as amazing...
A month or so went by and Nekropolis began to work on another one of their songs, The Bukkake Song, with the help of one, Mark Citron. The beat was made and the song was written. Things were finally falling into place. On Tuesday, July 15th, at a local party, Nekropolis debuted their new song in front of the crowd. The reaction was unreal. Nekropolis' success continued to go to their head and they decided to take the song on tour with them to Ohio for the Gathering of the Juggalos MC contest. Using a blow-up doll and whip cream cans covered in a ceramic to duplicate the look of penises, Nekropolis performed the Bukkake Song for the awaiting crowd who was devastated. Skillzz and Trauma received mad props throughout the following days and, then it all went overboard. They now think of themselves as the most famous people on the entire planet and are on a rampage.
Nekropolis' vanity went to their heads and now they decided to label those 3 concert dates previously mentioned as "The Nekropolis Earth Invasion Tour". Tour shirts now available at the webstore.
The Main Event and PeePeeInThuhPensilSharpnrr ReRe Mix (featuring Dussin' Publik) will soon be worked on as well.

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4/16/03 - Mr. Skillzz
Once again, I have neglected to keep the site updated frequently. Oops.... Anyways, I got a bunch of news. First off, Trendy B*tch was recorded, as I stated earlier, however, Kunal was not able to equalize the vocals with the music the way we liked it, so an mp3 is still not available, however....
The instrumental was more than exceptable, and as a result, we are able to do this live in front of an audience, but where? Hrmmm.... Let's see.... What's the biggest horrorcore event of the year...? Oh yeah! THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS!?! That's right, nekroholics, Nekropolis will be playing at the Gathering of the Juggalos MC Contest! Assuming we get through all 3 rounds, we plan on performing Evil Demon Dance Mix, PeePeeinthuhPensilSharpner, and Trendy B*tch in front of the juggalo crowd for the first time ever.
And if that isn't cool enough for you...A brand-spanking new Outerviews is up today, and another one will be coming next week! Pe@ce out, nekroholics. I'll keep you updated...I hope...

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1/12/03 - Mr. Skillzz
Wow, it's been a while, huh? Damn I got lazy. Anywho, I got news up the wazoo here so let's get started.
First off, me and Trauma started looking into recording at a real recording studio. We checked out the Off Axis Recording Studio, and would like to thank John and Fred for showing us around. John was supposed to get started on making some beats for The Main Event, however, I have yet to send him the lyrics, due to Trauma insisting everything be safely copyrighted. John, if you're reading this. Sorry about that. I should email them to you shortly.
Additionally, the moment all the true Nekropolis fans have been waiting for is approaching. A few days ago, Trauma and myself, head over to Kunal's to record the long awaited Trendy B*tch. With Kunal's rocking boy-band-like beats, and Lella's bitching guitar, this song is sure to blow the top off all you muthafackos out there. Kunal is in the process of equalizing and adjusting volumes and reverbs in the song, and should have the mp3 to me very very soon, resulting in your listening pleasure very very soon.
Also, I highly recommend that people check out our friend, Alan's website over in our links section. It's filled with fun stuff and 2 videos, one of them co-starring myself. So check that out.
Much hate, nekroholics! Pe@ce out!

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10/23/02 - Mr. Skillzz
What's up nekroholics! A quick update. First of all, www.thenekropolis.com is ours once again, so if you want to use that to get to this site, feel free. It's faster and easier.
Also, I signed up with cafepress.com for a free store, so if you want to represent Nekropolis, check out our merchandise. There are only a few things there right now, but more to come. Pe@ce!

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9/11/02 - Mr. Skillzz
Like I said, we are movin' on up the charts. That positive feedback must've meant something. Today we hit #26.

More updates soon to come. Pe@ce!

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9/10/02 - Mr. Skillzz
Ladies and muthaf*ckin gentlemen. Nekropolis' music is available for your downloading and beat bumping pleasure. Both PeePeeinthuhpensilsharpnrr and Evil Demon Dance Mix are available. Yesterday, Evil Demon Dance Mix hit #22 on MP3.com's horrorcore charts. Unfortunately, I was unable to get the screen shot of it, and by the time i checked, we had dropped to #51...

...BUT! we're moving on up, as I have recieved positive feedback from numerous nekroholics.
In other news, "Outerviews the movie"'s scripts is in the works and looking good. Many roles have been casted and it's looking to be a bitchin' flick. More updates soon to come.

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8/23/02 - M.C. Trauma
Evil Demon Dance Mix has been recorded, and is officially the bomb diggity. It should be up soon, along with PeePeeinThuHPensilSharpnRR, a funny-ass freestyle we did an set music to. Piece.

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7/24/02 - Mr. Skillzz
I'm a little late in reporting this, especially since it's the most important news in Nekropolis history so far. A few weeks ago, me an' Trauma set up a meeting with Kunal and Lella to record Trendy B*tch. Lella, wasn't there however, so we moved on to a different song --- PeePeeinThuHPenSiLSharpnRR. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you guys. It is recorded. Me an' Trauma each have a copy on CD. And unlike The Ninja Rap and Monster, this song came out f*cking great! Next time I see Kunal online, I will ask him to send me the mp3 for you guys to enjoy. That's all for now! Much love, nekroholics.

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6/15/02 - Mr. Skillzz
Well, guys, it's been almost a year, and now, the Outerviews have been updated! Three Outerviews today, and more to come! We got some great ideas for more, so don't forget to check back to find out what happens to Irving Bumblenuts III
Kunal got his equipment working again and we have 2 appointments with him within the next couple weeks.
The Second Annual Marlboro High School Battle of the Bands had come around this year and we kicked it up full gear once again. Here was our set:
•Mope by The Bloodhound Gang
•Jump Around by House of Pain
•Kome N Get Me by House of Krazees (just Trauma)
•Trendy B*tch by Nekropolis ***
and •The Douchebag Song, an improv, by Nekropolis
That's right, ladies and gents, Nekropolis debuted Trendy B*tch in front of a live audience and the crowd freakin loved it! I don't wanna make any false promises again, so I'm gonna say, right now, there is a 60% chance that Trendy B*tch will be on the net in 3 weeks. So, check back for that too.
Don't forget to leave messages on our message board, and send in questions for the advice column.
I will be updating more often this time, I promise. That's all for now, nekroholics. Pe@ce!

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2/27/02 - Mr. Skillzz
The Outerviews won't be updated, like I said, because I feel that it needs a little editing first. But, because you were all looking forward to something new, in the MISC section, you will see the brand new "Products for the Hell-bound". Check that out.
Also, since the site is gonna be updated more often, feel free to send in art, advice column questions, anything really! Leave messages on the message board. We check it out, we will get back to you. Seriously though, advice column questions! Send 'em in! E-mail me with 'em. You need help. We want to help you it works out! That's all for now, folks. Pe@ce!

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2/24/02 - Mr. Skillzz
Okay! Okay! I screwed up...again. But this time, things will be different. To prove that, I made the brand-spanking new picture on the main page. :)
On another note, as I've mentioned before, the Outerviews hadn't been updated because I lost the next outerview, then rewrote it, then lost it. But miraculously, when searching for pennies and nacho chips in the sofa, I found the first version of the next outerview entitled "A Home-Cooked Meal". That will with all probability be up tomorrow.
Also, 10 days ago on the 16th of February, Trauma turned 2,000,018 years old. So if you see him, or talk to him online remember to...laugh at him because he now gets charged as an adult when caught raping any members of the clergy.
But seriously, folks, I know you are all wondering, "Hey Skillzz! Where the F**K is the goddamn audio?!?!? You said it'd be up like a month ago!?!?!?" And now, I shall answer that. There are two reasons. 1) Had the audio been ready to put it up on the site, it wouldn't have been anywho b/c, well, I'm a douchebag, and as you can see, I haven't even updated the site since January 21st. 2) The audio is not up b/c, although the beat that Kunal and Lella cooked up for "Monster" was the bomb diggity, Trauma felt that it might go better with a different song. Therefore, "Monster" is not finished. BUT, and this 'but' is mucho importanto, the music to "Trendy Bxtch" was nothing short of perfect. That is why, the second that we are done recording "Trendy Bxtch", it will be up on the site for your listening pleasure. It is predicted right now that "Trendy Bxtch" will be recorded within the next 2 weekends. And, if you can't wait that long....well, I'm sure you can wait that long. You've been waiting 2 years as it is. That's what I like about you guys, your patience. Pe@ce nekroholics!

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1/21/02 - Mr. Skillzz
Well, this past Saturday, January 19th 2002, MC Trauma and myself recorded "Monster", with the help of Kunal and Lella. I gotta say these guys freakin' rule and they definately know what they're doing. Currently, Kunal is mixing the vocals with the music and so on and so forth. And if all goes according to plan, "Monster" should be posted up on this site within the week. Hopefully, also within the week, we'll get "Trendy B*tch" recorded too, and have that up by next week, but there are no guarantees on that. Well, nekroholics, that's that. Cross your fingers, close your eyes, and do whatever you gots to do 'til Monster is up. Pe@ce!

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1/16/02 - Mr. Skillzz
Well, once again, I have failed to update the site that you all enjoy so much. :) But, have no fear, because Mr. Skillzz is back and ready to update this mutherf*ckin' site! And the first news I have is BIG. For 2 years, Nekropolis has only been fiction. People would visit the site, they'd admire the cool pictures and funny jokes, but then throw out hate because...where is the music? Well, ladies and gents, today, Wednesday, January 16th 2002, Trauma and myself got together with Kunal and Lella (collectively known as East Meets West) and began production on Nekropolis. The beats for Monster and Trendy Bitch are ready to go. And this coming Saturday, these tracks will, with all probability, be recorded. Shortly afterward, mp3s will be made and put on the site, finally giving you nekroholics the flavor you have been waiting for all your lives! Ladies and gentlemen, the future is now, and the future is Nekropolis...

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11/22/01 - Mr. Skillzz
I have been so lazy as of late and I am SOOOOOO sorry about that! We got some major updates comin up soon tho!
First of all, as far as the Outerviews are concerned, I screwed up big time. I had it all written out and ready to type up and I lost it...again! That's right! Again! I had it written months ago and lost that one too! But I'm gonna rewrite it and get it up ASAP!
Next, as I've already stated, I am one lazy mo-fo. Which will explain why we don't own www.thenekropolis.com right now. But I assure you, we will buy it back soon. But for now, www.thenekropolis.cjb.net will have to do. Also, this means that the advice column email doesn't work right now, so just use my email dahumorist@yahoo.com. :)
Here's some helly-fresh newz! I dunno how many of yous have the game The Sims, but i have Nekropolis skins for the Sims games which should be up soon. And if that weren't enough, more "Art" also coming soon!
And here's some news that I should have updated freakin months ago. Raymon Stryker will not be our music guy. Fortunately, I have just found out that Lella's boy from East Meets West, the one and only Kupac the Nuthugger, has a whole setup of equipment and sh*t and is willing to hook us up real cheap. So, finally, Nekropolis will be able to record and prove to the world why we truly are the future of horrorcore!
Well, that's all, nekroholics, pe@ce!

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8/15/01 - Mr. Skillzz
This isn't exactly Nekropolis-related as much as it is site-related. Just so you all know there are three ways to get here, in case one fails or sumpin. The ways are:
•http://www.thenekropolis.com
•https://www.angelfire.com/myband/nekropolis
and •http://thenekropolis.cjb.net
That is all. Have a super-dee-duper day!

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6/12/01 - Mr. Skillzz
Couple updates. First of all, notice the new Nekropolis N is posted up. Also, after months of bitching and moaning from anybody i asked to visit the site, I removed the Twiztid-looking Nekropolis faces and replaced it with some colored art drawn by Ian Glaubinger.
Since I am way to lazy and stupid to think of "Fortune Cookies" every week. It will be changed to the imaginary "Coming Soon".
And of course, at Marlboro High School's Italian Club's Battle of the Bands, we kicked it up full gear. We performed:
•The Night They Kame Home by House of Krazees
•As I Rock and Roll by Esham (just Trauma)
•The Oddities by the Insane Clown Posse
•The Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice
and •Boom! by the Bloodhound Gang and Vanilla Ice
We got a good response from the crowd and Omnia, All Rights Reserved, Side Effect, and those two kids who did two songs were also really good. That's all for now nekroholics, pe@ce!

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6/1/01 - Mr. Skillzz
A couple things concerning the Battle of the bands. Apparently, the date I was told (6th) is incorrect and it is the 8th. So, anyway, Kunal is unable to play drums for us and Lella is unable to practice at all. So it looks as if me an' Trauma will headline the BOTB with good ole karaoke. :D

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5/24/01 - Mr. Skillzz
Well I got a couple of things I gotta talk about here. First of all, I have to remind everybody about our relatively new "MISC" section which contains some cool stuff, including our "art" - pictures drawn of Nekropolis by both Trauma and our friend Ian Glaubinger, and the "Outerviews" which is updated atleast once a week. The "Outerviews" section is the ongoing story of our interviewer, Irving Bumblenuts III. He gets into lots of trouble when he has to cross us, Lella, the Pope, an army of nuns, and lots of other zany (i hate that word) characters. The reason there hasn't been a poll up in a while is because I cant think of one, if u can think of a good one, IM me. The IM link is in the misc section. I'm too lazy to copy the HTML.
I dunno why we dont have the Ninja Rap up yet, but we will soon, so just have patience with us.
Also, lastly, we will be appearing at Marlboro High School's Battle of the Bands, doing a couple covers with Lella and Omnia's Kunal, so if you're interested in seeing us do something, it's June 6th. Chances are we'll only do one or two of our own songs(at most), since we dont have recorded beats.

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3/20/01 - Mr. Skillzz
It's official, nekromaniax! Today, Trauma and myself met with our music guy, Raymon Stryker, and have our basement cuts recorded for the Ninja Rap!!! I can honestly say that Stryker did a great job of making the music for us, and then me an' Trauma rocked the house (it almost fell over)!!! I'm not sure when we will be able to get that up for downloading, but rest-assured, Nekropolis is definately gonna take over your stereo!!

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3/18/01 - Mr. Skillzz
Well, nekromaniax, I got some major news. This Tuesday, Nekropolis, along with Raymon Stryker and Lella, will be recording a cover of the ever-so-popular Vanilla Ice song, The Ninja Rap!!!! There is a huge chance that we will have this on mp3 for your downloading pleasure, so I bid you ninjaz ADIEU! (that means bye in some foreign language or sumpin!)

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3/14/01 - Trauma
WAAAZZZZUUUPPP?!?!?Trauma in dis piece, gots this weeks events...Raymon Stryker will be doing our music from now on. Yes, Raymon Stryker, who's secret identity is Ray, our former music guy. We killed him and put demons in his body to make him work. Actually, he's back on cuz he's cool. Today marks our...1000th hit....woo-hoo....In other news, Our ol' pal Mr. Skillzz was arrested in Guadalahara for the deaths of 128.469 people after local missionaries refused to bleed on his marshmallow Peeps.

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3/7/01 - Mr. Skillzz
What up my nekromaniax? Skillzz here with another update! Just thought I'd tell y'all that me an' Trauma will be at the Insane Clown Posse concert this Friday handing out flyers. Also, Saturday, we'll be at the Psychopathic Street team in New York, possibly handing out more flyers, so say hi or sum sh*t! That's all for now. PEACE!

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2/16/01 - Mr. Skillzz
Happy Birthday, Trauma. CLICK HERE!!!!!
Also, happy birthday to our homie, JJ, who's B-day is sometime around now.

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2/1/01 - Mr. Skillzz
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! F**K!!!!!! A MONTH TOO LATE!!!! Never mind!

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11/12/00 - Mr. Skillzz
HUGE news today! Since we are too poor and lazy to afford a drum machine, we decided it would be easier and smarter to have a live drummer. And as long as we have a live drummer. Why not a live guitarist, bassist, or pianist (hehe)? SO we found ourselves a drummer, our homie, JJ. Our guitarist will be Lella. As for a bassist and a pianist (hehe), we are still looking, but maybe this whole band thing will be easier. Otherwise, we'll just use these guys when we record in the studio. Well, that's all the news today. Peace out nekropheliax!!!!

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10/9/00 - Mr. Skillzz
Some disheartening news. Due to forces that we cannot control, Ray is no longer our music guy. He's still our homie, of course, but anyways, our recording session has been delayed until we can afford and find a recording studio. My only response to this horrible situation is........ "@#)$%^&*_+~(!!!!!!!!"

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10/5/00 - Mr. Skillzz
Me and T have finally made a decision over this whole Jynx thing. We are gonna do two versions of Trendy Bxtch, one with Jynx, and one without him. Finally, all that is good and right has won!!!!! Now, excuse me as I go kill some young children and eat their eyes......

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10/4/00 - Mr. Skillzz
We decided that Jynx is NOT going to be in Nekropolis. HALLELUJAH! But......we are going to record Trendy Bxtch with him, which sucks cause I was hoping it would be our Chicken Huntin'. It's also my favorite song, and now it's gonna suck cuz we're letting that a**hole do it with us. I'll keep protesting for all those good people in the world!

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9/28/00 - Mr. Skillzz
Some very controversial news today. Trauma has been talking to Jynx, and Jynx wants to be back in Nekropolis. Trauma wants him back in too. But personally, my friendship with him will never be the same that it was and working with him on this is only gonna get me p*ssed. He's stolen everything from me: my girlfriend, my mom's cigarettes, money, possibly my copies of JCW Vol. 1 and Big Money Hustlas, among other things. Anyway, I still feel that it would be easier to just do this by ourselves and that we would be better off without him.

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9/27/00 - Mr. Skillzz
It looks like domainzero.com worked so if you go to www.thenekropolis.com it will automatically send you to the site, for all those people who can't remember angelfire/blahblah/etc.
Also, our first show is gonna be sometime the weekend before Halloween; our Christmas, Easter, and Kwanza rolled into one.

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9/25/00 - Mr. Skillzz
I am attempting to use domainzero.com in order to get a free domain name, since namezero.com sucked.

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9/20/00 - Mr. Skillzz
Our music guy, Ray, is getting a lot of work done so we are gonna try to have something released by Halloween, but there are no guarantees.
I have signed up with that namezero.com a thousand times to get the site url to change, but they have not answered me yet, so for now we're stickin with our crappy angelfire/blahblahblah/lickmynads etc. url. Oh well!

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8/23/00 - Mr. Skillzz
Okay, I'll fess up! If you haven't noticed. Some major changes were done to the website since 8/17. We deleted one member of Nekropolis, Jynx. Trauma and myself have discussed it and realized he wasn't putting out any work into this group and besides, he's a prxck. We have had a lot of personal problems with his prxckness. So we kicked him out. He didn't find out until he actually came to the website, and for that I apologize. That was cruel and we should have told him in person. But Trauma, and myself feel that this would be easier with just the two of us and that Jynx wasn't very dedicated to our cause. Sorry again, bro. Well, that's the news for today. Peace out juggalos.

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8/17/00 - Mr. Skillzz
No major Nekropolis news today. >:D

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8/14/00 - Mr. Skillzz
Wassup peeps? I just thought I'd inform evereybody that I am in the process of having the url of this site changed to thenekropolis.com. For some reason, nekropolis.com, .org, and .net were all taken and when I checked them out it was blank. So we are probably gonna be thenekropolis.com. Keep coming back for more updates! Peace!