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SMELLY CAT (Chorus)

Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favorite pet

You may not be a bed of roses

And you're no friend to those with noses

(Chorus)

Lisa's "Cuter Than Kittens!!!"

TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT

There was a girl we'll call her Betty

And a guy let's call him Neil

Now, I can't stress this point too strongly This story isn't real...

Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside?

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?

He must decide, he must decide Even though I made him up,

he must decide