Why are you leaving?!!?? What's wrong with you?!!? Don't you love their Royal KiTTiEnesses enough to stay on one tiny little mailing list of a site in their honor?!!? How disrespectful can you possibly be? Next thing you'll tell me is that you're abandoning metal all together to join some redneck hee haw country band. How could you do this to me, to them? I'm so disappointed in you. Leave. I can't stand to look at you anymore.
---A Very Hurt WebMistress Ashe
