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Aphorisms :)
Hi all This is my collections from
proverbs and wisdoms :)
1. A computer is a genie that can grant any wish.
But it must be expressed exactly and in binary.
2. If cars
followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls Royce would
cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year,
killing everyone inside
3. It's not a bug. It's an undocumented
feature
4. a banker is a fellow who lends you an umbrella when the
sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to
rain
5. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish
the rest
6. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the better
defense.
7. Common sense is the collection of prejudices
acquired by age eighteen
8. Success always occurs in private, and
failure in full view
9. Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
10.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its
students!
11. Warning: Dates in the calendar are closer
than they appear
12. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long
word?
13. To the optimist,
the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half
empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to
be
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