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So, Ederick and I were wandering around underneath Stormwind like any friends would do on a regular Saturday afternoon. We were naked for fear of falling through the world and taking durability damage. Whilst adventuring and exploring, I glanced into one of the tunnels under the Stormwind gates- which you can do because the walls are only visible on once side- and saw two humans naked. I thought to myself, "hey! what's this, are these NPC's I've never seen before?" Of course, I was wrong. It was actually two people cybering. When I ran up to them, fittingly naked, the girl ran into the water and logged while the guy stayed on. He asked me if I wanted to join and told me to take off my shirt. I obliged and accepted the party invite.

Sensing that this guy was serious, I beckoned my dear friend Ederick over to stand on the other side of the wall so that this guy couldn't see him and play the role of peeping tom and eavesdropper. Ed gleefully accepted this invitation. With my witness on standby and the lure of an epic forum post coupled with something funny enough to make grown men cry, I ensued.

Lucky for me, the going got better and I no longer found myself alone with this RP Perv. His original mate meandered her way back online, and quickly hopped in on the action and joined the party.

I continued to comply with his simple requests using merely default Blizzard emotes and answering his questions without ambiguity. Once I was sure that I had weaseled my way into his circle of forbidden lust and trust, I decided to test the waters. Ed gave me a pretty good idea by suggesting a hot carl, but I mixed it up a bit and tried out something a little different. The guy didn't seem to mind.

It's hard to tell in this screenie, but the guy is actually running into the wall while the two of us were standing with our backs to it. Read the last few lines and you'll see why. Clearly, this guy is a pro WoW-Cyberer and really knows his moves.

Thoroughly impressed, I decided to see what his reaction would be when I let him in on the secret that we had a peeping tom at hand. Just as I had suspected, this serial-cyberer invited my dear friend Ederick to join us. Ed gratefully denied him of this pleasure.

Then I decided to let them know that my other dear friend Tabo was stealthed not too far away listening in as well. The serial-cyberer himself had only this to say: Having enjoyed myself quite enough and feeling quite dirty in the process, I disembarked from this lustful butt-zerg. With screenies in hand and one hell of a story, I present you with this, and I hope that you have enjoyed it half as much as I did. I'm still crying with laughter.