"Gilligan 2000, wave of the future. Hey skipper! Where we goin' today?" ~AJ to Howie~ "Yo! Homie, we's goin' back to the islands!!" ~Howie to AJ~ "WORD!" ~AJ to Howie~ "To your brother!" ~Howie to AJ~
"This is called the retro-cowboys-R-us-AJ-look-a-like." ~Brian~
"Omigosh! Howard! Censor!!" ~Brian (in a gay voice when Howie is walking around shirtless)~
"We were on our best behavior." ~Kevin~
"When you're on the road, it's difficult to keep up with the laundry so you find yourself without a clean pair of underpants. You have no choice but to pop back on yesterday's pair. They tend to be pretty snug though, which is lucky!" ~Kevin~
"Dude! That's gotta suck!" ~Nick~
"If you can't reach me any other way, then...aw, that's gotta suck!" ~AJ on voice mail~
"Is there a big towel in here? Cause I gotta stick my head in the sink." ~Kevin~
"I'm very soft, you know..." ~Brian~
"I'm a manly man!" ~Brian~
"Me and Puff go way back." ~Nick~ "Yeah Nick, Puff the Magic Dragon." ~AJ~
"Let's go interrupt, shall we?" ~Brian~
"Are you a Backstreet Boy?" ~Kevin to Brian~ "No. Hell no!" ~Brian~
"Are you a Backstreet Boy?" ~Kevin to Nick~ "NO, no don't interview me." ~Nick~ "What a rude, rude young man!" ~Kevin on Nick~
"No, I did not open my mini bar." ~Kevin~
"No, my name is not Gary Barlow." ~Brian~
"Snoochie boochie noochies!" ~AJ~
"It's my hand, dumbass." ~Nick~
"This is sweeeeeet!" ~AJ~
"Yeah, over there is Nick's big butt." ~Howie~
"AJ is to blame for this!" ~Brian~
"You can't hear me. HAHA!" ~Brian~
"Sing it, Howie!" ~Nick~
"Holy Frickin' Moley!" ~AJ~
"You have 206 bones in your body, how 'bout another?" ~AJ~
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!" ~Brian~
"I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime!" ~Nick~
"Oh, this is women's! That's probably why I wouldn't wear this stuff." ~Howie~
"Love is a sensations cause by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase the population for the next generation, now do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" ~AJ~
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars." ~Brian~
"Don't wait for the one you could live with...wait for the one you can't live without." ~Brian~
"Hey, AJ, man...Cartman wasn't in Star Wars!" ~Nick to AJ~ "Yes I was. I was too in Star Wars. Respect my authority or I'll kick your a**!!" ~AJ to Nick in a Cartman voice~
"That's awful sweet of you, D." ~Kevin~
"Brian Thomas Littrell makes great hush puppies!" ~AJ and Howie singing~
"Don't cry, Ma." ~AJ when talking about the song he sang to her onstage once~
"We want it the meaty and cheesy way." ~Kevin~
"It's nuts! It's crazy! It's ludicrous!" ~AJ~
"Who? The Backstreet what?" ~Brian~
"If Nick had a girlfriend, she'd have to be just like me! Just kidding!" ~Brian~
"Uh oh, AJ found the hats." ~Howie~ "Yes he did." ~AJ~
"What'd I tell ya? It's a Backstreet thang." ~Nick~
